rentmydaughter.com WTF?!?!?!
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 06:26    Post subject: rentmydaughter.com WTF?!?!?!
http://www.rentmydaughter.com/

FAQ wrote:
Is it legal to employ children under the age of 16?
YES - Our lawyers have gone over our service contracts with a fine-toothed comb. We have worked with the Department of Labor to be sure we are operating within legal guidelines. The Fair Labor Standards Act's (FLSA) minimum age requirements do not apply to minors employed by their parents, or by a person acting as their guardian. For tax and employment purposes, ChildNet Services enters into a service agreement with the parents of the child: the parents will receive compensation for hours logged by their child and technically speaking the child will then be “employed” by their parents.

How can I be sure my child is safe?
In most cases it is possible to visit with the clients before any transaction takes place. We also work with local and state governments to cross-check our clients with sex offender and felon lists. Most of the events your child will participate in are supervised and many of our clients are frequent clients who have a history of incident-free business.


This can't be good.

Client Feedback wrote:


Brian Mitchell - City of Industry, CA
I recently used your services and am VERY impressed! The girl was professional and her parents were a great help too. I had a compamy picnic and was trying to impress a female coworker. I said I was watching my sister's kid and really poured on the sensitivity. Let's just say that last month we got engaged! Thanks RentMyDaughter!

Anonymous - Unspecified Location
A couple months ago my son came to me and was very upset that all his friends were going to a school dance, but he was embarrased because he didn't have anyone to go with. Your service really came through in a pinch!


I still cant believe this is legal.




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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 06:28    Post subject:
Well I think we all know what they can be used for Sad Crying or Very sad

bastards...


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 06:39    Post subject:
http://www.rentmydaughter.com/view_profile.php?id=15

she's 16 Razz and erm.... so perverted!


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 10:12    Post subject:
Prolly a joke
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 11:18    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
http://www.rentmydaughter.com/view_profile.php?id=15

she's 16 Razz and erm.... so perverted!


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 13:22    Post subject:
You gotta be kidding ... right ?




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HaschBiff
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 15:24    Post subject:
Uhmm, thats sicks. Stupid ppl! Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 15:51    Post subject:
jesus christ, thats f*cked up!
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 15:55    Post subject:
Lol, check rentmyson.

Quote:
Name: Sean
Age: 17
Location: Philadelphia, PA

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About Me: I am in my senior year of high school. I am really good at making unattractive and overweight girls feel comfortable. I make a good prom date - I am in a band and have a lot of good stories and most people think I'm pretty funny.
Specializes in: Parties, Prom
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 16:48    Post subject:
Quote:

Name: Jackie
Age: 10
Location: Phoenix, AZ

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About Me: My family moved to Phoenix from Miami last year. Everyone thought it would be hard for me to make new friends, but for me it was easy. I like playing with new kids and like doing things like rollerblading and chatting with my friends online. My mom signed me up on this website a few months ago and it has been a lot of fun.
Specializes in: School Dances, Playing with new kids



Wtf is this shit???
10years?!?!?!??! Sick bastards!! Hope they burn in hell! Evil or Very Mad
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fraich3




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 17:09    Post subject:
I can't exactly see the sickness in it, i just feel for the people who have to do this.

But the parents are the once who is wrong here! thats the sick part!


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 17:12    Post subject:
and guess from which country this is originating....
of course! cant be any other than the USA, home of the mentally challenged and insane.
know what, i think i m gonna rent a few of these 16 year old girls, then fuck them a few times and send em back, just to show their parents how sick they are, and of course to have a little fun at the side too Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 17:15    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
and guess from which country this is originating....
of course! cant be any other than the USA, home of the mentally challenged and insane.
know what, i think i m gonna rent a few of these 16 year old girls, then fuck them a few times and send em back, just to show their parents how sick they are, and of course to have a little fun at the side too Very Happy


i don't think they "ship" to europe Razz
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 20:13    Post subject:
Laughing this is either a REALLY obvious undercover operation to catch peados or is some sick joke and they're all random photos from magazines etc. I dont think any1 would do this to their children.... but think 20 years ago in England people trusted strangers to look after their children.... people could walk into others houses etc. and nothing bad happened. The world has gone fucked up before my time Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:33    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Laughing this is either a REALLY obvious undercover operation to catch peados or is some sick joke and they're all random photos from magazines etc. I dont think any1 would do this to their children.... but think 20 years ago in England people trusted strangers to look after their children.... people could walk into others houses etc. and nothing bad happened. The world has gone fucked up before my time Crying or Very sad


Yeah man, when i was a kid growing up in Toronto, we never locked our doors, certain neighbours would just walk in, make themselves a coffee and shoot the shit..same with me...this kid I used to walk to school with everyday...I'd walk over to his house in the morning (usually before anyone was up), make myself some toast and cereal (i hated the food in my house), eat and by then his mom would be up and he'd be up then we'd go to school.
Fuck, nowadays, when Im watching my 9 year old niece, I wont let her walk to the corner store by herself...its a 5-10min walk, but its on a busy street and there are WAY TO MANY pedo's in Toronto.

But in regards to the site, either it is a trap like Sublime said or its for real. In which case, any parents involved should be charged for something...neglect, bad parenting etc etc
Cuz fuck, why would u want to rent a child? really...


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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 06:42    Post subject:

Quote:
Have an Upcoming Occasion?
Find a child that specializes in:

Birthday Parties
School Dances
Father/Daughter events
Prom


Hmm that seems so wrong.
Not to mention the sexually charged attire she's wearing on the title bar.


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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 14:45    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:

Quote:
Have an Upcoming Occasion?
Find a child that specializes in:
Father/Daughter events



Father/Daughter events?!?!?!?!?
OMFG!! What is that? Isn't it supposed to be like father and son???? :S
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 14:54    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:

Quote:
Have an Upcoming Occasion?
Find a child that specializes in:

Birthday Parties
School Dances
Father/Daughter events
Prom


Hmm that seems so wrong.
Not to mention the sexually charged attire she's wearing on the title bar.


Yeah, thats what im sayin still....too many sexual overtones on the site. Reminds me of like a dating website where u can browse profiles and meet ppl and shit. Just for kids and its supposedly not meant for that....me thinks this site is a lil shady and should be reported...just incase ya know? where do u go about doing that? cuz I seriously think this has child porn written all over it. Only my opinion tho


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2005 17:12    Post subject:
HaschBiff wrote:
Jenni wrote:

Quote:
Have an Upcoming Occasion?
Find a child that specializes in:
Father/Daughter events



Father/Daughter events?!?!?!?!?
OMFG!! What is that? Isn't it supposed to be like father and son???? :S


yes it's like father-son events like at my elementry school there a a "Dad and me" dance for the girls


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2005 18:34    Post subject:
Go USA!


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2005 21:20    Post subject:
http://www.rentmywife.com/ .. & the list goes on

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/lbs/87244521.html .. < rent my husband


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2005 09:34    Post subject:
I've put my order in. Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2005 14:47    Post subject:
thats some fucked up shit. I seriously think it might be fake.


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2005 17:22    Post subject:
Just let's not go into Russia + the baltic states and their selling of wives, and trafficking.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Sep 2005 08:06    Post subject:
Oi, keep russia out of it, if you dont know shit, doan't talk bout shit.


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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 19:23    Post subject:
I agree with Titan and keep the baltic states out of it too.
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