One of them crazzzyyyyy ebay threads. (The BF2 Master)
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 18:13    Post subject: One of them crazzzyyyyy ebay threads. (The BF2 Master)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8215394226&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:1


jeez Razz



Item info:
10 hours of Battlefield 2 Mercenary/Bodyguard service from me ("Charlie_Six" in-game).
I will follow your orders in the Battlefield 2 PC game as a loyal mercenary, and protect you with my life as a bodyguard.
Will play anytime between 1:00 PM - 4:00 AM PST.
Will play a minimum of 1 hour a day on day and time you request. Maximum of 3 hours in one day.
You *must* have one of the following Instant Messenger programs to contact me for game play sessions. (AIM, Yahoo, MSN, or XFire). Play times are very flexible. Just log on and tell me what server to join, and I'll meet you in-game.
Hours must be used within 3 months of auction end.


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 18:58    Post subject:
Virtual bodyguard eh? Sounds more like a closet homosexual that secretly wants to be close to other men.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 19:50    Post subject:
He's not even that good, meh a 2:1 kill ratio.


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weird0
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 20:31    Post subject:
what an idiot.
however the ones who buy it are even more idiotic Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 21:58    Post subject:
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MaroW




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 22:50    Post subject:
i guess it would be fun just to have someone who you can tell what he should do... and imagine you win the auction for peanuts...
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 01:22    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
i guess it would be fun just to have someone who you can tell what he should do... and imagine you win the auction for peanuts...


true...u win for like $1...lol and u get to boss his ass around...not even nuff for a coffee Laughing

On the MMORPG comment, lol right now if I put my UO account up for sale, I suspect that it would go for about $500 USD (basing that on what ive seen previously). I have a 120 Mage Necro (120 is highest skill lvl), 120 Pally Warrior, 120 Animal tamer, 120 Blacksmith and 120 Tailor...been playing for 5 years mind u Smile
All chars have excess of like 6million in the bank to plus I have a nice big house fully furnished to the tits Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 01:36    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:
i guess it would be fun just to have someone who you can tell what he should do... and imagine you win the auction for peanuts...


true...u win for like $1...lol and u get to boss his ass around...not even nuff for a coffee Laughing

On the MMORPG comment, lol right now if I put my UO account up for sale, I suspect that it would go for about $500 USD (basing that on what ive seen previously). I have a 120 Mage Necro (120 is highest skill lvl), 120 Pally Warrior, 120 Animal tamer, 120 Blacksmith and 120 Tailor...been playing for 5 years mind u Smile
All chars have excess of like 6million in the bank to plus I have a nice big house fully furnished to the tits Smile


You must be real proud of yourself.
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fisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 01:39    Post subject:
It's smart to charge money on eBay for playing a stupid game?

Oh, the perspective people have on "smart" these days. For fucks sake, someone on this very forum thought Jenna Jameson was "smart".

Well of course, if you compare these people to the ones who say "they're smart", then maybe, yes they are. But that's on a scale of idiots. Who cares which fool is smarter? They're all fools.


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Somewhat.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 02:48    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:
i guess it would be fun just to have someone who you can tell what he should do... and imagine you win the auction for peanuts...


true...u win for like $1...lol and u get to boss his ass around...not even nuff for a coffee Laughing

On the MMORPG comment, lol right now if I put my UO account up for sale, I suspect that it would go for about $500 USD (basing that on what ive seen previously). I have a 120 Mage Necro (120 is highest skill lvl), 120 Pally Warrior, 120 Animal tamer, 120 Blacksmith and 120 Tailor...been playing for 5 years mind u Smile
All chars have excess of like 6million in the bank to plus I have a nice big house fully furnished to the tits Smile


You must be real proud of yourself.


no banana boy, I was simply stating why it would be worth $500...if I said my account is worth 500, someone would have asked why i'd think that so i thought id give an explanation....shit, u think ur funny and sarcastic, but really, u need to work on ur humour and sarcasim man (and no im not being sarcastic, trying to give u a helpful tip Smile )


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 03:36    Post subject:
Why don't you sell that shit!? You don't even play it anymore, do you?


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 04:16    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Why don't you sell that shit!? You don't even play it anymore, do you?


yeah man, occasionally i get the urge and play alot for a few weeks, then take a break.
right now more into the matrix cuz i wanna GM my character and shit, which is gunna take forever but I still do play UO. Im waiting till my account gets grandfathered and allI gotta pay is like 5 bucks a month lol
uo has been around for 8 or 9 years...8 i think still, and ive been playing for 5....wait, nono, 6 actually...summer of 99 to summer of 05 is 6 years right? Laughing
Plus I have sooo many rares and all that type of shit.

But its fun to go pvping with a Legendary Warrior (120 skill) and smoke every noob mage casting fireballs at u - lol i love it...im kinda an ass in that game now still, pick on the noobs Smile


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 19:44    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


true...u win for like $1...lol and u get to boss his ass around...not even nuff for a coffee Laughing

On the MMORPG comment, lol right now if I put my UO account up for sale, I suspect that it would go for about $500 USD (basing that on what ive seen previously). I have a 120 Mage Necro (120 is highest skill lvl), 120 Pally Warrior, 120 Animal tamer, 120 Blacksmith and 120 Tailor...been playing for 5 years mind u Smile
All chars have excess of like 6million in the bank to plus I have a nice big house fully furnished to the tits Smile


You must be real proud of yourself.


no banana boy, I was simply stating why it would be worth $500...if I said my account is worth 500, someone would have asked why i'd think that so i thought id give an explanation....shit, u think ur funny and sarcastic, but really, u need to work on ur humour and sarcasim man (and no im not being sarcastic, trying to give u a helpful tip Smile )


I know what you were trying to put down, that's ok. I didn't mean it offensive in any way not for a second. I play MMO's myself and I think that's a real nice achievement and you should be proud.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 20:31    Post subject:
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