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Serben
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 14:24    Post subject: Rough and coarse toilet paper!!
Fuck i hate this cheap fucking piece of shit toilet paper that feels like you're pulling fish hooks outta your ass!!! I just took a shit, and now my asshole is on fucking fire!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad


I keep telling my stupid bitch mom to buy the GOOD SOFT brand, not this cheap recycled piece of fucking shit that feels like fucking sand paper! But will she listen? FUck no! So now i gotta wipe my ass with this shit for the next month. I think i'll use a pine cone next time. At least it'd be softer than the fucking paper Mad

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 14:33    Post subject:
use a wet towel then
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 14:34    Post subject:
Laughing yea my mum used to buy the cheap shit. now she buys the good stuff that's coloured so it matches the walls Razz

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 15:35    Post subject:
Hmm wonder if you can get brown toilet paper Rolling Eyes

Anyway yea, my grandma use that kind of paper both in the kitchen and at the restroom :O

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 16:12    Post subject:
erm... we dont have brown walls. we have peachy 1s in the downstairs toilet and purpley in the upstairs

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 18:31    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
erm... we dont have brown walls. we have peachy 1s in the downstairs toilet and purpley in the upstairs


I don´t think he was talking about yopur walls

but hey, now that i know the color of your bathroom-walls, i can sleep well tonight Wink

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 19:04    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
erm... we dont have brown walls. we have peachy 1s in the downstairs toilet and purpley in the upstairs


I feel so much safer now
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 19:26    Post subject:
UK public toilets have a special brand of toilet paper that you fingers end up going through Sad

That rough stuff can make your ass bleed Mad
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2005 10:19    Post subject:
Taking a shit is a particularly favourite topic of yours isnt it Serben? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2005 11:15    Post subject:
Well he have a big racoon with balls as big as Tom Cruise's Lever? What do you expect Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2005 12:26    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:


but hey, now that i know the color of your bathroom-walls, i can sleep well tonight Wink


ROFL!!!
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Serben
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2005 13:32    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Taking a shit is a particularly favourite topic of yours isnt it Serben? Very Happy



You bet.

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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2005 18:12    Post subject:
we have the soft stuff Very Happy... Is your ass bleeding yet ?? Razz

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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 11:39    Post subject:
I bet you have hammaroids Very Happy.
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