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I like "Fucking women" too.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Feb 2013 05:12 Post subject: |
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Im used to it and i actually know how to talk them into my thoughts and share a good conclusion for both....
but i had so much work today, im so tired and she just picked the phone and started a monologue of 2 hours. I almost fell asleep. Had to cut the talking for today lol or i wasnt gonna sleep.
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Feb 2013 11:02 Post subject: |
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I feel ya brah. Mine talks non-fucking-stop. I can barely hear with my left ear anymore since she basically keeps me on the phone all the time I'm not working and she's bitching about how boring or frustrating her day at home was. I need to get out.
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xExtreme
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Feb 2013 11:58 Post subject: |
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| SteamDRM wrote: | Just say "Shut up, i want to fyitb"  |
pretty much this, just turn it around if shes boring you but likes her own voice, start being flirty even if u dont want to be and say hey look u sound great anychance your open to you know a bit of free loving on the side etc?
It should get her attention one way or another, you will also get an outcome you want, be it her fucking off or her fucking you..
win.
most guys dont say a thing and are to weak I find in the vocal department, ive also found a fair few women that like to be shocked is not uncommon, and most are intrigued which can lead to more. |
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doobzilla
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Feb 2013 21:47 Post subject: |
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This reminds me of two jokes:
Why do women talk so much?
 Spoiler: | Because they have two pairs of lips! |
Why don't women fart as much as men?
| Spoiler: | The never shut their mouths long enough to build up pressure. |
| Spoiler: | YAY, MISOGYNY!!! |
Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS
Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Feb 2013 22:19 Post subject: |
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My wife is silent as a Silent Bob! True gem.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Feb 2013 03:49 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | are you new?
just listen to what she says, nod your head a few times, and ask her even more questions that you want to hear the answer to  |
To build on that, no woman I know has ever complained that her date was a good listener.
And the more you listen and reply with a combo of wit, charm, intelligence and understanding when appropriate, the easier it will be to ask her or lead her to talk about the stuff you wanna talk about ie 'Oh, so you feel like that/that happened eh? What positions do you like or prefer?/Are you liberal in bed/Do you like to get freaky?/'You know what I can't stand? Women who are squeamish about oral sex because I'm not' etc etc
And say the appropriate things, but keep it short so she will feel the need to elaborate on whatever subject you lead her to.
And in my experience, if you get a woman (this is after you know she is interested ofc) to discuss oral sex and possibly what she likes or doesn't like, you'll get a blow job at the end of the night at least (and ofc most likely sex).
Least that strategy has worked for me in one form or another over the years if I am simply trying to get laid by a beautiful woman (average or ugly chicks you don't even need to try to get laid really).
Its a decent game, not the best game I've seen run, but a decent game imo 
But hey, its up to you man...but I think both nouse and I basically gave ya a crash course.
Hence the repeated question, 'are you new?'. Cause this is stuff you learn in middle school and high school. At least I did anyway. It's been refined since (I turn 36 this year) of course. 'My Game'/The Game I mean.
Its ok to be new, but if you really are inexperienced, that work for you as well with women. Just as what I said will work, as long as you do it all confidently and approach an approachable woman (as hot or ugly as you choose).
Off Topic
hahaha just saw a commercial for Dead Space 3 and the commercial had one of those tv warnings
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