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Voldy
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doobzilla
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And here I was thinking that you made a pigeon physically beat your neighbor... 
Years ago, there was some pyromaniac setting fires to bushes in my apartment complex, and he had actually managed to almost completely burn down one building. One night, I heard a rustling noise outside of my bedroom window. Since I lived on the first floor, I decided to take a look outside and see what the fuck it was as it had been going on for quite some time.
I opened the window blinds and, to my shock, there was this fucking faggy-looking white douche outside my window trying to set the bushes on fire. At first I was going to yell at the fucker and then run outside and beat the fuck out of his face.
It was at this moment that he realized I was staring right at him and he jumped back and began to yell at me. I soon realized that I was, in fact, completely naked and had totally forgotten to put on any clothes. It was then that I thought that I would make certain that he never, ever, set anything on fire ever again. So I made sure that he and I were making eye contact and I began to slowly rub my balls then I made it look like I was jerking off. Since the only light was a street lamp in the parking lot outside, he could probably only get the gist of what I was doing.
There weren't any more fires after that.
I have a few other, interesting, stories, but that one is the best.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2013 08:18 Post subject: |
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| doobzilla wrote: | And here I was thinking that you made a pigeon physically beat your neighbor...
Years ago, there was some pyromaniac setting fires to bushes in my apartment complex, and he had actually managed to almost completely burn down one building. One night, I heard a rustling noise outside of my bedroom window. Since I lived on the first floor, I decided to take a look outside and see what the fuck it was as it had been going on for quite some time.
I opened the window blinds and, to my shock, there was this fucking faggy-looking white douche outside my window trying to set the bushes on fire. At first I was going to yell at the fucker and then run outside and beat the fuck out of his face.
It was at this moment that he realized I was staring right at him and he jumped back and began to yell at me. I soon realized that I was, in fact, completely naked and had totally forgotten to put on any clothes. It was then that I thought that I would make certain that he never, ever, set anything on fire ever again. So I made sure that he and I were making eye contact and I began to slowly rub my balls then I made it look like I was jerking off. Since the only light was a street lamp in the parking lot outside, he could probably only get the gist of what I was doing.
There weren't any more fires after that.
I have a few other, interesting, stories, but that one is the best. |
That's even better than the dead pigeon xD
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2013 11:04 Post subject: |
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| doobzilla wrote: | And here I was thinking that you made a pigeon physically beat your neighbor...
Years ago, there was some pyromaniac setting fires to bushes in my apartment complex, and he had actually managed to almost completely burn down one building. One night, I heard a rustling noise outside of my bedroom window. Since I lived on the first floor, I decided to take a look outside and see what the fuck it was as it had been going on for quite some time.
I opened the window blinds and, to my shock, there was this fucking faggy-looking white douche outside my window trying to set the bushes on fire. At first I was going to yell at the fucker and then run outside and beat the fuck out of his face.
It was at this moment that he realized I was staring right at him and he jumped back and began to yell at me. I soon realized that I was, in fact, completely naked and had totally forgotten to put on any clothes. It was then that I thought that I would make certain that he never, ever, set anything on fire ever again. So I made sure that he and I were making eye contact and I began to slowly rub my balls then I made it look like I was jerking off. Since the only light was a street lamp in the parking lot outside, he could probably only get the gist of what I was doing.
There weren't any more fires after that.
I have a few other, interesting, stories, but that one is the best. |
 You're killing me dude.
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Voldy
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Saner
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2013 15:29 Post subject: |
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Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden, so my wife told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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ixigia
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Horrordee
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2013 18:05 Post subject: |
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I usually find old people lovely, the best kind of neighbours.
Makes me wonder what you've done to piss her off?
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2013 22:25 Post subject: |
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I showed my co-workers at work thsi thread and they died laughing
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doobzilla
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Pitzzu
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Jan 2013 00:03 Post subject: |
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Haha well one can't simply walk away from a naked man in the middle of the night without feeling a dreadful sense of remorse. Carpe diem is my motto, I had to come back.
 
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