I can't fall asleep without masturbating...
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SteamDRM




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 18:54    Post subject: I can't fall asleep without masturbating...
...and if I ever do fall asleep without doing it, when I wake up the next morning I felt as if I haven't slept well.

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME????!!! Confused
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inz




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:04    Post subject: Re: I can't fall asleep without masturbating...
SteamDRM wrote:

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME????!!! Confused


Sounds to me like you're just a wanker.

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:27    Post subject:
It's not unseen in the case of children, having recently discovered the wonders of masturbation, to surpass the regular use of their genitalia or even abuse them. It's somewhat normal considering your fragile age.
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SteamDRM




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:30    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
It's not unseen in the case of children, having recently discovered the wonders of masturbation, to surpass the regular use of their genitalia or even abuse them. It's somewhat normal considering your fragile age.


Failed Troll

I'm 22.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:36    Post subject:
SteamDRM wrote:
human_steel wrote:
It's not unseen in the case of children, having recently discovered the wonders of masturbation, to surpass the regular use of their genitalia or even abuse them. It's somewhat normal considering your fragile age.


Failed Troll

I'm 22.


No, he didn't mean your age, he meant your brain age, which is measured in BLACK OPS GOTY 2012.


A typical killercocker would correct my : 'your' into 'Your'


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:39    Post subject:
My fault, I posted the Azis Apple Tech Support video and you fell in love.
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SteamDRM




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:40    Post subject:
@b0se your signature.

@LeoNatan You're now officially banned from all my topics. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:46    Post subject:
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:47    Post subject:
Well, if wanking helps you to sleep then good for you. In my case wanking doesn't help anymore. Laughing

/me hugs Ambien.. Very Happy


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:49    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
My fault, I posted the Azis Apple Tech Support video and you fell in love.


I'll post it here as well.

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:54    Post subject:
More soundtrack material for tonight's wanking session

Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 19:56    Post subject:
Nooo, that's a more appropriate music material for wanking. Laughing

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 20:30    Post subject:
Hung over, and can't say Azis is helping right now Crying or Very sad
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 21:43    Post subject:


Fuck Yeah version.. Laughing .. nothing beats Apple Official Video tho..
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2013 23:12    Post subject: Re: I can't fall asleep without masturbating...
SteamDRM wrote:
...and if I ever do fall asleep without doing it, when I wake up the next morning I felt as if I haven't slept well.

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME????!!! Confused


it became a dirty nasty habit. and you should stop.


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 00:03    Post subject:
You need to get laid man Very Happy
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 00:07    Post subject:
Breezer_ wrote:
You need to get laid man Very Happy

He's desperate, we should really give him a hand..oh wait Cool Face
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difm




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 08:46    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Breezer_ wrote:
You need to get laid man Very Happy

He's desperate, we should really give him a hand..oh wait Cool Face


TO THE VIP SECTION then? Smile


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Bigwood




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 17:14    Post subject:
I don't see your problem.
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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 17:22    Post subject:
Is it possible to get laid with a girl who is at least of average IQ if you are a fan of CoD? Very Happy
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 17:37    Post subject:
wow, I lived to see the day, when Azis is being used in international forum xD


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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 17:41    Post subject:
Fucking Azis Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 18:07    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Fucking Azis

Right now? Shocked
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Anticasper




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 18:11    Post subject:
There is nothing wrong with you. you could try other ways of generating dopamine but masturbation has been working for thousands of years and it seems to be quite efficient.


Per Ardua Ad Astra
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doobzilla




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 19:27    Post subject:
Go buy some melatonin at your local apothecary. Most health-food stores sell it. I use it instead of masturbation (as doing so always wakes me up more than puts me to sleep) or other sleep-aids as it's non habit-forming and such. There is also a product here in the states called Lazy Cakes that contain several other things that help put you to sleep. They work really well, but are getting harder to get as they have a marijuana-esque logo and 'mericans are haters on all things THC.


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 21:26    Post subject:
What the fuck is going on in this thread Frap Frap Guy
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2013 22:17    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
SteamDRM wrote:
human_steel wrote:
It's not unseen in the case of children, having recently discovered the wonders of masturbation, to surpass the regular use of their genitalia or even abuse them. It's somewhat normal considering your fragile age.


Failed Troll

I'm 22.


No, he didn't mean your age, he meant your brain age, which is measured in BLACK OPS GOTY 2012.


A typical killercocker would correct my : 'your' into 'Your'


Well... I maybe should correct You, but "You" is used as an official form of reply to a more/less "respected" person Cool Face


and btw
Frap Frap Guy Frap Frap Guy Frap Frap Guy
and on topic - if what he is saying is not trolling like all of his posts (I hope he is trolling with that cod bullshit), then I would recommend finding a girlfriend (poor girl oh god) and wanking on her or at least on the chair she was sitting on


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Jan 2013 00:40    Post subject:
Quote:
I can't fall asleep without masturbating...


Me too, but you don't see me creating threads whining about it. Fuck Yeah


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Stige




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Jan 2013 00:51    Post subject:
I fell you man, I feel you!

But i don't mind, I mean who doesn't fap anyway? (I do have a GF too)
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Jan 2013 01:00    Post subject:
Ofc everyone masturbates, but depending on it in order to fall asleep or sleep properly, that's not good.
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