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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 10:48 Post subject: So my father invited me for dinner yesterday...	Quick Quote Quote

...and it turns out my new stepmother is 3 years older than me

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 10:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

snip Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 22:00; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 10:51 Post subject:

O.o

Well, that's awkward... xD

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 11:05 Post subject:

...and is she hot? Cool Face

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 11:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Can we know your age/her/ur father?

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 11:25 Post subject:

xExtreme wrote:

Can we know your age/her/ur father?

This. And pics (of her) for science. Laughing

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 11:30 Post subject: Re: So my father invited me for dinner yesterday...

deelix wrote:

...and it turns out my new stepmother is 3 years older than me Reaction

Mine is 6 years older so yeah...

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 11:36 Post subject: Re: So my father invited me for dinner yesterday...

deelix wrote:

...and it turns out my new stepmother is 3 years older than me Reaction

fhintb ?

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 12:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

this thread reminds me of: "Hi missy, I mean mom" Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 12:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hmmm, remember that one scene in The Boardwalk Empire...?

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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 12:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Im 24, she's 27, my father is 48. I really don't mind it tho, she was pretty cool and it wasn't as awkward as I first thought it would be Would be cool if she had a older sister I could hook up with tho, just to make things even more strange xD

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:10 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

Im 24, she's 27, my father is 48.

I really don't mind it tho, she was pretty cool and it wasn't as awkward as I first thought it would be Smile

Would be cool if she had a older sister I could hook up with tho, just to make things even more strange xD

Im 40 and my gf is 22...but my son is 9 Smile

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Ankh..that's gross. >>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ♪ Viva La Vida ♪ <<<<<< <<<<< <<<<<< <<<

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Yuri

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:16 Post subject:

Ankh wrote:

Im 40 and my gf is 22...but my son is 9 Smile

My mind can't make sense of this... 9 years old?? How is this possible??

1 and 2 are still amazing.

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:22 Post subject:

Yuri wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Im 40 and my gf is 22...but my son is 9 Smile

My mind can't make sense of this... 9 years old?? How is this possible??

Im not together with his mother ofc Very Happy

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 13:27 Post subject:

Yuri wrote:

My mind can't make sense of this... 9 years old?? How is this possible??

How about 5 years old?

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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 14:18 Post subject:

Yuri wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Im 40 and my gf is 22...but my son is 9 Smile

My mind can't make sense of this... 9 years old?? How is this possible??

really? you didn't get that the mother is long gone, probably with some other dude? Wink

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 14:29 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

Yuri wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Im 40 and my gf is 22...but my son is 9 Smile

My mind can't make sense of this... 9 years old?? How is this possible??

really? you didn't get that the mother is long gone, probably with some other dude? Wink

shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 14:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Ankh

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 15:07 Post subject:

garus wrote:

Nice one Ankh Very Happy

Cheers

and as if that's not enough, she's a hardcore gamer who loves to read/watch movies/listen to the same music as me. Smile

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 16:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Join in on the war on LeoSatan

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 16:50 Post subject:

Laurentiu499 wrote:

Ankh..that's gross.

Laur, that's winning.

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 16:57 Post subject:

Laurentiu499 wrote:

Ankh..that's gross.

Whats so gross about it?

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 17:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 26th Dec 2012 17:39 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

Im 24, she's 27, my father is 48.

I really don't mind it tho, she was pretty cool and it wasn't as awkward as I first thought it would be Smile

Would be cool if she had a older sister I could hook up with tho, just to make things even more strange xD

Let's get down to the facts when it comes to a marriage with a much younger women.

Pros: she has smooth skin, no wrinkles around eyes, tight pussy, full of energy.

Cons: she will definitely find a younger stallion to fuck with when you get old and loose your sex drive/libido! or the worst scenario...she will dump you! Cool Face

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