What is your JOB?
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Cubcakes




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2012 23:11    Post subject:
I'm a student of mechanical engineering. My dream would be to work at BMW. But I have to learn german first Sad
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2012 23:19    Post subject:
@Guy what kind of low-level stuff do you work on?


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manu_xl




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 00:27    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I don't have a job Sad I'm not a student either Sad


professionaly unemployed Very Happy
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mach1ne




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 01:25    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I don't have a job Sad I'm not a student either Sad


when you are that dope, everyone assumes its simply your job to be that way Cool
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 02:53    Post subject:
mach1ne wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
I don't have a job Sad I'm not a student either Sad


when you are that dope, everyone assumes its simply your job to be that way Cool

Don't let him fool you, FireMaster has a damn fine job as dancing bear. He works only 8 hours a week and makes round 2000€ a month, enough to live like pasha in the sahaara.
Hopefully if everything goes as planned, next year he'll be allowed to perform in parties with women, too. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 03:06    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
mach1ne wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
I don't have a job Sad I'm not a student either Sad


when you are that dope, everyone assumes its simply your job to be that way Cool

Don't let him fool you, FireMaster has a damn fine job as dancing bear. He works only 8 hours a week and makes round 2000€ a month, enough to live like pasha in the sahaara.
Hopefully if everything goes as planned, next year he'll be allowed to perform in parties with women, too. Cool Face



For that kind of money who gives a fuck if it's men or women. Haters might hate but I'd still be a richa nigga Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 03:11    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
mach1ne wrote:


when you are that dope, everyone assumes its simply your job to be that way Cool

Don't let him fool you, FireMaster has a damn fine job as dancing bear. He works only 8 hours a week and makes round 2000€ a month, enough to live like pasha in the sahaara.
Hopefully if everything goes as planned, next year he'll be allowed to perform in parties with women, too. Cool Face



For that kind of money who gives a fuck if it's men or women. Haters might hate but I'd still be a richa nigga Cool Face

that's the spirit!
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UreKismet




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 06:13    Post subject:
Still reckon the best gig of the lot has to be some sorta 'spiritual leader' Tithe yer followers mercilessly - 10% of a coupla dozen families' gross income is genrally more than enuff.
William Blake always a name to drop if yer gonna wax on bout that sorta shit once said "you don't what is enuff until you've had more than enuff"
Any time you get the hots fer a parishoner just find a reason to alter the 'teachings' so that she/he/it is compelled to bounce your bones.

A tasty gig if you can get it and it's hardly any wonder that vacancies usually only occur on the death of the incumbent -which is also one of the drawbacks. Seem to remember the Waco whacko was only made leader after he shot his predecessor.
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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 07:42    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
@Guy what kind of low-level stuff do you work on?

Device drivers (for Linux), system utilities, board support packages etc.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 14:10    Post subject:
IT Recruitment Consultant
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 14:11    Post subject:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.


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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 14:42    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 14:53    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.

Try some guitar playing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 15:07    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.
Well you seem to be able to hit the keys on your keyboard well enough Very Happy

Idji, is your job more on the financial side or more on the engineering side?


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 16:21    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Epsilon wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.
Well you seem to be able to hit the keys on your keyboard well enough Very Happy

Idji, is your job more on the financial side or more on the engineering side?

Fortunately it's pertinent to my studies, it's basically about the reorganization and optimization of all the internal processes + re-writing of the company regulations/norms since a new system has been adopted. Razz The problem is, the situation isn't that good http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9617835/Worlds-oldest-bank-Monte-dei-Paschi-di-Siena-cut-to-junk-by-Moodys.html Crying or Very sad Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 16:54    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.


Even with all that wanking going on?


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 17:50    Post subject:
HubU wrote:
Epsilon wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Sheet-Metal worker So yes, a crafter.

It's good having a craft and being good with your hands. I'm envious of that, I'm no good with my hands.


Even with all that wanking going on?

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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 18:23    Post subject:
Process Engineer

It's a dead end job imo, you gain NO knowledge from this position, only how to handle people imo, it is usefull but it's not the direction i want to go.. but you need the experience on paper to 'move forward'.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 18:44    Post subject:
EE working as a Geophysicist for the past 6 years.

I am presently part owner and Vice President of a Junior Oil and Gas Company


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Dec 2012 18:54    Post subject:
hierofanicognito wrote:
Process Engineer

It's a dead end job imo, you gain NO knowledge from this position, only how to handle people imo, it is usefull but it's not the direction i want to go.. but you need the experience on paper to 'move forward'.

Sounds like what I'm doing, and I definitely don't disagree with that! Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:15    Post subject:
Currently unemployed, which sucks major ass. Altough, my band "Masterbation Station" is soon to break through.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:20    Post subject:
I'm a law student.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:21    Post subject:
Bigwood wrote:
Currently unemployed, which sucks major ass. Altough, my band "Masterbation Station" is soon to break through.


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:42    Post subject:
I would like to be a mattress tester



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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:52    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I would like to be a mattress tester

Given how big and soft your women are you don't need a mattress.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:53    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
timechange01 wrote:
I would like to be a mattress tester

Given how big and soft your women are you don't need a mattress.


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 03:57    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
timechange01 wrote:
I would like to be a mattress tester

Given how big and soft your women are you don't need a mattress.


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hierofanicognito
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Dec 2012 11:52    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
hierofanicognito wrote:
Process Engineer

It's a dead end job imo, you gain NO knowledge from this position, only how to handle people imo, it is usefull but it's not the direction i want to go.. but you need the experience on paper to 'move forward'.

Sounds like what I'm doing, and I definitely don't disagree with that! Razz

it's the same as a Product/Project Engineer, though they should be different or separate, in my case, i'm both, which sucks bigtime because my workload if overstuffed and i'm way behind on my job because i have to pressure other into doing theirs so i can do mine, its shit that's what it is


the first change i get to do some design in catia/proe/solid works i'm gone
i majored in fucking robotics and this has nothing to do with it, *sigh*
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ob/gyn doctor
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Space Craft Controller at the German Space Operations Center (GSOC)
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