If I was ever raped...
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 04:52    Post subject: If I was ever raped...
I would want Mariska Hargitay to handle my case...


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Werelds
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 09:23    Post subject:
I was expecting something along the lines of

"If I was ever raped...I'd totally go along with it Forever Alone"
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 12:26    Post subject:
Yeh same, dissapointed :s
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 13:17    Post subject:
This thread is a major disapointment Sad


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 21:20    Post subject:
Mariska Hargitay not doing Porn is a major disappointment.

When

is your mother, how can you NOT do at least a nude photoshoot?!?


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Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 21:40    Post subject:
At least there would be no chance of you getting pregnant, because, you know, the body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 23:15    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 23:40    Post subject:
Is that experience or common knowledge? Troll Dad
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 00:15    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 01:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 02:05    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Also this is one of those threads when I'm happy Lutzi is not around. If you know what I mean and I think that you do. Laughing


The shitstorm... oh the shitstorm Laughing

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Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 02:13    Post subject:
Raccoon wrote:
garus wrote:
Also this is one of those threads when I'm happy Lutzi is not around. If you know what I mean and I think that you do. Laughing


The shitstorm... oh the shitstorm Laughing

Fix'd. Very Happy


Now that the magic words to summon has been said. Let's hope he appears soon Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 11:43    Post subject:
*walks to the mirror* "Lutzifer Lutzifer Lutzifer"
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 11:45    Post subject:
*Update* Man that didn't go as planned, some guy with a tail came and it wasn't that kind of tail in the front :/

Dissapointment all over again, this thread doesn't deliver :/
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 20:09    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
*walks to the mirror* "Lutzifer Lutzifer Lutzifer"

You should have called Bloody Mary. I Am Disappoint Very Happy


"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2012 20:51    Post subject: Re: If I was ever raped...
besthijacker wrote:
I would want Mariska Hargitay to handle my case...


So an actress? Why not use her character name to make it sound more plausible?

You wouldn't say if i were falling from a bridge I'd want dean cain to save me. You'd say I'd want superman to save me. Dean Cain can't fly.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2012 11:38    Post subject:
The LUCIFER, he has been summoned!

Now bow in the flaming glory of his mighty wrath!

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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2012 11:42    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
besthijacker wrote:
I would want Mariska Hargitay to handle my case...


So an actress? Why not use her character name to make it sound more plausible?

You wouldn't say if i were falling from a bridge I'd want dean cain to save me. You'd say I'd want superman to save me. Dean Cain can't fly.



sorry to burst your bubble, but superman cant fly either. It s all make-believe! xD
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