I need a NFOHump detective :D...
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:49    Post subject: I need a NFOHump detective :D...
Alright, I was streaming Minecraft about 2 weeks ago and one of my viewers asked if "SHE" could join us on our server (Tryade's server). I asked the guys and everyone agreed to let her join. She also joined us on our teamspeak, but she didn't have a microphone / headset plugged in.

She always wrote in the chat window below or ingame in minecraft. after a couple days she asked if we play DayZ. We said yes and we played dayz with her, but it was too damn annoying because she has no mic. she had to spam the side chat or the TS chat. and we always got killed because of her.

that's why I've asked her if she has left 4 dead (it has zombieeees too!11) and she said that she's using the steam account of a friend of hers and she would be able to play l4d2 with us with that account.

we played once and then I had to study for some exams, I had no fucking time to play and the other guys were already annoyed of her, because she's always spamming the chat and behaving like a 12 year old child.

she added me and my friends on facebook and annoyed the hell out of me, asking me 20 times a day if I want to play l4d2 (even after I've told her that I don't have time to play, because I have to study). Writing me and my friends messages non-stop.

Alright, now to her personal information:

She told us that she...

- is Japanese
- is 23 years old while playing minecraft and the next week she said that she's 22.
- is here in germany for 5 years
- is a translator for nintendo games & etc. (jap -> ger) (her german-language skills are like a 12 year old's)
- is married to a branch-manager of 5 german banks. (she said he's 33, that he studied IT and Maths)

There are also different pictures of her on Facebook, but those look like they're taken from JAPANESE SOFTCORE VIDEO (JAV?)


Pumpy also knows her, he also got annoyed from her xD. She told us so many shitty stories, we don't believe any of those.... we got really suspicious. And just look at her pictures...I'm sure she's 100% fake.

Pumpy and another friend were talking about TV's and she starts writing "WE OWN 5 TV's !!! AND WE HAVE LOTS OF HIGH TECH STUFF AT HOME!!!. <--she writes everything with mistypes.

Tryade told us that he bought the new KIA Rio? and she writes: WHAAAT??? WE HAVE A AUDI A8 !!!.

she always tries to be better or have better stuff. No one cares, really!

She's not behaving like an adult woman at all. she's cursing a lot, being a racist ( calling oabama for example a ni**er nazi <---*facepalm*.

Even the facebook page of her husband is empty, there is almost nothing there and her own page too...it looks kinda new. and there isn't a single picture of her with her husband.

Someone is fucking with us and we would love to know the real identity of that person, but we don't know how :/ ...

she even streamed her desktop on twitch and wrote some stuff in japanese...so I think she is japanese?...but I don't know, damn.

I know there are some people here on the hump with certain skills and I hope you guys can help us out here.

I would appreciate any information that would reveal her as fake.


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tonizito
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:54    Post subject:
Okay toni plz
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farne




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:55    Post subject:
Why do you care so much?

Fell in love, boy? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:55    Post subject:
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:57    Post subject:
Don't forget to enHANCE the satellite image Cool Face

Also, that last image is so fake that it almost hurts, just look at the fucking distortion around the "belly".
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:57    Post subject: Re: I need a NFOHump detective :D...
Kurosaki wrote:
ni**er nazi


Not really sure what you meant here, but if i were to guess was it nigger nazi?

And why do you even care? some fantasy or something?
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fisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:58    Post subject:
You guys have been trolled by someone.

Japanese 22-23-year old woman playing games with nfohumpers. As likely as it may sound in your head, it is not going to happen, ever.

It probably was that guy that was lying a lot on nfohump and got caught by S_I_N.


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:58    Post subject:
Sorry kuro, should have posted something more Sad

But... I just find it silly that you'd get someone get to you as bad as that person seems to have.
I dunno shit about facebook, but can't you kick her out of the server, out of TS, remove her from steam, etc? Confused


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Tryade777




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 14:59    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Sorry kuro, should have posted something more Sad

But... I just find it silly that you'd get someone get to you as bad as that person seems to have.
I dunno shit about facebook, but can't you kick her out of the server, out of TS, remove her from steam, etc? Confused


we want answers.. =( thats why
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:02    Post subject:
Definitely a fantasy. he/she must really have gotten to them Razz If it was a guy they wouldn't hesitate to kick him off, delete him as a friend and never mention him again.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:04    Post subject:
Well it was really strange to have her on TS. And yeah cohen/watergem came to my mind too but ofc it's not him, but maybe someone with a similar disorder?

BTW @ Werelds: Shit, I didn't even see that one, good eyes mate! Very Happy


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:05    Post subject:
sure, I just removed her from steam and blocked her in FB. But we just wanted to know who the fuck that guy/girl is. And the other guys also blocked her.

naw, I wouldn't want to fuck her Cool Face ...


Werelds wrote:
Don't forget to enHANCE the satellite image Cool Face

Also, that last image is so fake that it almost hurts, just look at the fucking distortion around the "belly".


LOL, I didn't even notice that HAHAHAH
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:06    Post subject:
man snoop is tryin real hard to get back into the hump and get vip.
it's a boy. don't cyber. cause it's a boy. some 4chan thing.

dat job at nintendo. i so wanna work at nintendo but no offices here in toronto.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:12    Post subject:
It's fake.

Most likely a 12yo boy.




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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:16    Post subject:
Well we already have our connections to nintendo but he doesn't visit us anymore Sad I see him actively on youtube though Sad Maybe he got fed up with world news. Come back, we need you :'(


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:32    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
man snoop is tryin real hard to get back into the hump and get vip.



And how the fuck did you guys not spot that on that image Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:38    Post subject:
I really don't know :X ... I guess we're blind Failed Troll
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:40    Post subject:


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 15:47    Post subject:
well her fb is fresh. the other guys is sort of old. but still fairly fresh. especially for anyone in their 30s.

their names are generic too as well. Laughing

you guys should've kept at it until it got personal and awesome.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:12    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
It's fake.

Most likely a 12yo boy.

say it aint so Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:23    Post subject:
This is hilarious xD


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:43    Post subject:
And here i tought you were looking for the love of ur life wich you accidentaly meet in a game.


You know like one of those romantic comedy...i would be the fat funny guy who helps you find her.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:53    Post subject:
I love how some of you still think it's a girl.

It's a dude with a voice-changer.


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:57    Post subject:
I guess it was someone from the hump. Not sure tho... she found this thread Very Happy.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 17:59    Post subject:
well i guess she just googled herself. since we're on google now.


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 18:04    Post subject:
but who the fuck googles himself? especially NOW? 1-2 hours after I've made this thread?

alright, let me take out those pics for now.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 18:05    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
well i guess she just googled herself. since we're on google now.


she searched not her name... she used her picture to find herself in google

"http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSvHI-zOdSBRzkO3dyRkTo7Pe_2BTtNkK9YJO7aFeREh6-TeJTm85Svw" put this on google... thats the only way
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2012 18:10    Post subject:
So are you saying the person is aware of this thread now? It could be someone from Hump then.
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