A finger in the ass
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Acer




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 08:23    Post subject: A finger in the ass
is worth two in the "bush" Whirling cane


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 08:43    Post subject:
Scratch Head


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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 09:03    Post subject:
Finger? A whole dick if You ask me Cool Face


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 09:16    Post subject:
I wonder what your precious Kasia things of all the naughty things you write in this here forum. Cool Face maybe I should facebook her the links.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 09:23    Post subject:
What there is to think about this?
I view those forum with her often than YOu think Laughing


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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Acer




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 09:32    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Finger? A whole dick if You ask me Cool Face





Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 12:29    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Finger? A whole dick if You ask me Cool Face


Wait, so you want her to put a whole dick in your ass? Shocked Very Happy
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 15:17    Post subject:
Look at my Acer, still excited after I made a couple of silly experiments on his body Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 15:38    Post subject:
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 15:57    Post subject:
so he s no an impenetrable fortress of morality? Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 16:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 16:12    Post subject:
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 21:01    Post subject:
Troll Dad
Please. Let me show You good lads some tricks


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 21:08    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Troll Dad
Please. Let me show You good lads some tricks


Sorry, that's the other way around... when you become VIP we show YOU tricks Smug
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 21:58    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Troll Dad
Please. Let me show You good lads some tricks


Sorry, that's the other way around... when you become VIP we show YOU tricks Smug


I'm out of here if that ever happens. Poker Face


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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 22:04    Post subject:
Oh no YOu don't

You will be right in Cool Face


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 22:29    Post subject:
I will never become VIP!


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 22:42    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
I will never become VIP!

Pffchh


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jul 2012 23:01    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
I will never become VIP!


so you dont have a ...
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 00:04    Post subject:
I do, but if getting recognized for it, means going homo - no thanks! Cool Face


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 00:06    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
I do, but if getting recognized for it, means going homo - no thanks! Cool Face


you do know that the size of the penis positively correlates with homosexuality, right?


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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 00:08    Post subject:
Mine is about 80cm long. I actually don't have a leg... Don't get me wrong but its really hard to find a good shoes fitting it.


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 00:19    Post subject:
its OFF THE CHARTS!!! grinhurt
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garus
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 01:25    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 01:54    Post subject:
Guys please stop it you're making it sound like there's shortage of penises in the Vip which is totally not true
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fable2




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 02:28    Post subject:
apparently there is , because you keep hogging all of em Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 02:40    Post subject:
fable2 wrote:
apparently there is , because you keep hogging all of em Cool Face

Laughing

I do agree that the situation often goes out of hand if you know what I mean, but greediness is a sin that doesn't belong to the Vip, it's all about sharing! xD
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 02:42    Post subject:
Ewww, I'm not sharing my hand with anyone!


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 08:43    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Look at my Acer, still excited after I made a couple of silly experiments on his body Cool Face



What can I say, uncle Ixi knows where to poke grinhurt


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jul 2012 17:02    Post subject:
epic thread is epic
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