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Jenni
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 Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 07:48 Post subject: I've just been OWNED by a cat and it's evil little henchfly |
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I answered the call of nature late last night. Went into the bathroom to find my cat (Lager) had decided to shred the last toilet roll. Having to use a shredded toilet roll is no fun I can tell you. On my quest to find a replacement Toilet roll I went downstairs to the kitchen and found her licking my last cherry bakewell tart. Ahh I think I can see a pattern building here. After cleaning up the mess I decide to go to bed.
Lying in bed far too hot and I'm finding it difficult to sleep I start to nod off. That's when the onslaught begins. Her evil kamikaze nemesis (which I will call Bill for theatrical effect) decides to start divebombing my head. Now Bill is no ordinary fly, he's big, VERY BIG and he has the intelligence to know where to fly so he's never more than three foot away from my ear, but always out of reach. That's just about the time Lager makes an entrance. Chasing Bill like an episode of Stop the Pigeon for about 3 hours. So all in all I've had less than an hour sleep and I'm all over the place today. Ten hours at work and I'm totally tired. But wait! It gets far worse. Bill has just decided to start open warfare by following me into the home office. Although as of yet Lager is nowhere to be seen. Probably sulking in the corner somewhere wanting an anti aircraft system to blow Bill outta the air and having me tidying up the mess.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 08:19 Post subject: |
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For theatrical reasons I will say:
Sweet
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 12:30 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 13:51 Post subject: |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 19:42 Post subject: |
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No idea. I'm hoping my trusty beast has dispatched it now.
Just got back in from work and I'm knackered.
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gene217
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 19:42 Post subject: |
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 That's hilarious.
| Quote: | | kl0x3d (1:35:21 AM): HAHA U HAVE THE STEVEN HAWKING DISEASE |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 20:52 Post subject: |
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At first glance that looked like "pics of titties?"
But yeah, I want pics of the cat.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 21:20 Post subject: |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 21:45 Post subject: |
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Let me out I'm innocent I tell ya. Claws at the ready!
Looking cute!
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nouseforaname
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Griffon
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 21:54 Post subject: |
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Create a savetoby-like site, and say you're going to eat your cat if people won't pay 10,000~ :\
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 21:58 Post subject: |
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She. 
Believe me she isn't. I dropped my MS Forcefeedback Joystick one day. It scared the hell out of her. She ran in as I picked it up and launched an assault unknown in the history of kitty attacks. Ran up my arm and went for my face. Then clamped onto my arm. I got her off and she ran up my leg for another go. When at last she retreated I checked my cut arm and she actually ripped out a whole claw and left it in my arm. Strangely enough my daughter picks her up and generally bugs her as kids do and Lager's never went for her. A friend of mine bought a King Charles Spaniel and it had Parvo. It died. So she got another but couldn't keep it in her place until it had it's inocculations. So they kept it at mine.........for two days my cat had that dog (which even as a pup was bigger than the cat) terrified to move out of the corner. They took the dog to his sisters. She will attack anything unfortunate to fly, crawl or slither into the house. Nothing escapes her.
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2005 23:38 Post subject: |
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gene217
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 00:00 Post subject: |
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Awwwwww! It's so cute!
| Quote: | | kl0x3d (1:35:21 AM): HAHA U HAVE THE STEVEN HAWKING DISEASE |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 01:04 Post subject: |
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Yeah, cats are cute 
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Mutantius
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:11 Post subject: |
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shut up everyone, i have a cute kitty too... its even cuter
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:13 Post subject: |
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Pfft!
Mine still looks like a kitten and she's seven years old.
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:16 Post subject: |
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mine is like a year old and is sooo lil... awww kitty.. i miss her, poor kitty.... i have ot deal with assholes at night while she is sleeping in my bed... THAT BITCH
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Jenni
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:28 Post subject: |
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finnneeeeee... although i'm on my cruiser internet, which is super slow... hold
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:36 Post subject: |
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damn the pic is too big... gotta up it when i'm home
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Jul 2005 08:38 Post subject: |
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Hehehe np.
So what do you browse when you're on the cruiser net?
Doughnut porn?
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Mutantius
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| Mutantius wrote: | I think he separate the donut eating and sex  |
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The Rat
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| Posted: Sat, 16th Jul 2005 15:35 Post subject: Re: I've just been OWNED by a cat and it's evil little hench |
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| Jenni wrote: | | Lying in bed far too hot and I'm finding it difficult to sleep |
You know a picture of that would be worth 1000 words. /Me runs away before I get banned. 
| kirkblitz wrote: | | You attack other people constantly for not loving blacks or asians or whatever. YOU are the most hateful of us all, you sit there and preach hate toward people who dont like diversity |
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