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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 13:59 Post subject: Women |
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I hate women, Im going to die alone a very bitter old man with artreitise in my hands from all the mastrubation I'll be forced to do.
I dont understand em, when I think I do they do something that just turns everything upside down and Im amazed how fucked some women are.
I wish I was gay, so I could just be happy to fuck and be fucked up teh butt without any emotional bullshit and all that mind numbing yaking and complaining.
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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BLaM!
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:08 Post subject: |
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Acer wrote: |
I wish I was gay, so I could just be happy to fuck and be fucked up teh butt without any emotional bullshit and all that mind numbing yaking and complaining. |
VIP material right there..so much potential
but srsly , I hear ya.. 
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:11 Post subject: |
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Neon
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:20 Post subject: |
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Kinda funny that they really don't know what they want sometimes, because they spend a whole lot of time to plan ahead.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:25 Post subject: |
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Not only plan ahead, but completely overthink all the things.
Hey, you have a headache and you're a little grumpy? She's now going to be sad for 10 hours and you basically have to interrogate her only for her to say to you "you've been acting weird".
And if you reply with "I only had a headache" she'll be like "Promise me it's just that". And you have to promise every fucking thing, it's hilarious how women think.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:32 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:33 Post subject: |
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Im starting to think the problem isnt so much women but us men, and the fact that we try and appease to women and be what they want us to be.
The problem being that most women are controlled by their emotions and as such arent always logical when it comes to love. So trying to be something you're not just to attarct women isnt the best solution.
I dont want to be cynical, I hope the problem is me and not the fact that Im a middle eastener living in sweden, a country where people arent that acknowledgeable about other cultures, espceially not people from Iran.
One girl I was out with, and whom I asked what her opinions were on iranians told me that she thought all iranian men beat their women and treated them like garbage which kinda made me feel annoyed and sad at the same time.
So I dont know, but the interesting fact is I can attract iranian women much more easily but theyre kinda hard to find and to find someone not after your cash etc
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:37 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 14:41 Post subject: |
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it all comes down to vaginal blood flow.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 15:02 Post subject: |
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Women are overrated!
Come here buddy and embrace my manly chest, I'll show you things you've never seen before. Your urge to find strip joints will suddenly disappear! 
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 15:03 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 15:08 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 15:09 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 15:50 Post subject: |
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Good for you, i had a troublesome gf, broke up, found an ex and as i remember she was a bitch, today i talked to her again after long years, seems more mature... still a bitch.
Its either psycho super jealous or whore or just plain airhead bitch. *yay*
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 18:59 Post subject: |
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Acer wrote: |
So I dont know, but the interesting fact is I can attract iranian women much more easily but theyre kinda hard to find and to find someone not after your cash etc |
So that's why iranian men beat their women; to keep them or to keep them from chasing fortune!
Hmm, that's pretty much what everyone else does as well.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 20:08 Post subject: |
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The problem I've faced many times is that when a girl starts showing an interest in me which extends beyond
being just friends I just don't want it and no matter how gently I let it on that I'm not looking for a relationship they all
just disappear never to be heard from again. Also doesn't help that people say I'm serious and brooding all the time which scares most of them away
To think before all this attraction jazz they'd help me out and vice-versa and get calls, random talk everytime we meet but
the moment you say that "not interested in having a gf" stuff they just run away. They don't even want to be friends.
Still don't understand how to make friends out of girls and what I do wrong 
1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 20:12 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 20:44 Post subject: |
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Easiest way to deal with women is to go with the flow. A woman's mind is like the stock market, goes up and down without any reason. Just don't try to appease them or whatever by trying to change. If a woman is trying to change you, she's not worth it.
I pity the fool who tries to understand women.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 22:07 Post subject: |
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garus wrote: | yuri999 wrote: | The problem I've faced many times is that when a girl starts showing an interest in me which extends beyond
being just friends I just don't want it and no matter how gently I let it on that I'm not looking for a relationship they all
just disappear never to be heard from again. Also doesn't help that people say I'm serious and brooding all the time which scares most of them away
To think before all this attraction jazz they'd help me out and vice-versa and get calls, random talk everytime we meet but
the moment you say that "not interested in having a gf" stuff they just run away. They don't even want to be friends.
Still don't understand how to make friends out of girls and what I do wrong  |
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you need female friends?
Nevertheless, it's hilarious to see a guy friendzoning girls  |
Yuri can, he's a Bollywood star 
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 22:33 Post subject: |
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