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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 10:35    Post subject: Wine can be bad for your health!
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 11:58    Post subject:
She must've been drunk Laughing No bloody wonder wine smells


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 15:00    Post subject:
hahahahaha oh listen to her whine Laughing Laughing Laughing
hahahaha wow


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 21:38    Post subject:
lol.. this one actually made me laugh Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 22:07    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
hahahahaha oh listen to her whine Laughing Laughing Laughing
hahahaha wow


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 01:32    Post subject:
ROFL it's funny and sad at the same time Neutral I wouldn't want to be in her shoes there...


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 01:47    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:
ROFL it's funny and sad at the same time Neutral I wouldn't want to be in her shoes there...


Correction: You wouldn't want to be without her shoes, since she was bare foot.


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 01:50    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Griffon wrote:
ROFL it's funny and sad at the same time Neutral I wouldn't want to be in her shoes there...


Correction: You wouldn't want to be without her shoes, since she was bare foot.

Oh I'm sorry Mr. Perfect. jeesus, you got my point... man! damn... omfg! OMFG! JEZUS! OH MANNNNNN!
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man... jesus....


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 01:59    Post subject:
Jesus is a name, and is thus spelled with a capital 'J'. Also your punctuation could use some work.

And what's with this superflous use of exclamation marks? Are you on some sort of medication, Sir?


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:08    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Jesus is a name, and is thus spelled with a capital 'J'. Also your punctuation could use some work.

And what's with this superflous use of exclamation marks? Are you on some sort of medication, Sir?


jESUS is not a name! why are you lying to me?!

Who cares about punctuation as long as the reader understands the poster ? Smile

What's wrong with a lot of ! marks ? You have a problem with it ? Smile

And yes I am on Medication Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:14    Post subject:
Jesus is a name, I care about punctuation - because if there isn't any, all I see is "I'm A tEn yYeAr oLDH waNTIng tO bE coHErent".

Seriously though, ones language is the only way to communicate who you are, it's your face, your voice, your clothes, and the content of it is your personality.

Writing on the internet is a whole lot more than just "understanding", because there is something called interpretation. Anyone who uses a lot of exlamation marks and question marks comes out as some teen who just recently started learning the ways of internet, even if you aren't a teen - it does.

The way you write paints a picture of who you are. If you don't think so, check out the more "distinguished" members of this forum, you'll see that 9 out of 10 write with (humanly) proper punctuation, and rarely spam with smilies and lots of emphasis.

Medication sucks though, I honestly hope you get better, whatever it is.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:19    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Jesus is a name, I care about punctuation - because if there isn't any, all I see is "I'm A tEn yYeAr oLDH waNTIng tO bE coHErent".

Seriously though, ones language is the only way to communicate who you are, it's your face, your voice, your clothes, and the content of it is your personality.

Writing on the internet is a whole lot more than just "understanding", because there is something called interpretation. Anyone who uses a lot of exlamation marks and question marks comes out as some teen who just recently started learning the ways of internet, even if you aren't a teen - it does.

The way you write paints a picture of who you are. If you don't think so, check out the more "distinguished" members of this forum, you'll see that 9 out of 10 write with (humanly) proper punctuation, and rarely spam with smilies and lots of emphasis.

Medication sucks though, I honestly hope you get better, whatever it is.

|v|/-\|\|! I hope you are jOkINg...
I wouldn't care wtf people think of me here... IT's a fucking forum, if people think I'm a retard, so be it, I don't give a fuck...
Think w/e you want, and tell someone who cares Smile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ I don't remember me writing like: "THiS iS VeRY CO0|_" (not counting this post)

Yea, and English isn't my language Smile

P.S. every 2nd person here spams and every 1.5th person makes puncuation mistakes Smile If you want some perfect forum go to www.geek.com or something Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:30    Post subject:
English is hardly my language either. How to write, however is something that I learnt while learning my own (swedish).

Anyway, the fact that you do not care what people think about what you write, was already understood - it sort of comes with the personality you send off Smile

I'm not saying it's negative, I'm saying that - personally, I tend to think of people who write like you do as if they were a bit immature. Now, I know you do not care about that, but since you won't, it matters little if I write this anyhow.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:44    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
I tend to think of people who write like you do as if they were a bit immature. Now, I know you do not care about that, but since you won't, it matters little if I write this anyhow.

Excellent observation Dr. Watson.

Let's see how people write on this forum... let's for example take: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12383

toeffy wrote:
http://www.gel.tv/downloads/gel_komodo_high.mov

japanese people know how to convince people of buying shoes.

Should be capital "J" in "japanese"

drakgon wrote:
ok final straw japanese are totally insane Twisted Evil

"O" in "ok" and "J" in "japanese" should be capitalized and a "." at the end.

D_A_Kuja wrote:
lol that part where they show the actual product theyre advertising is easily forgettable and overshadowed by the spot itself, hence worst commercial ever.

Not sure wtf is going on here... shouldn't it be LOL or "Lol" ? Very HappyVery Happy

kleinejef wrote:
lol, like wtf, crazy japanese Razz

"J"

GullyUK wrote:
im gonna slap a dirty little jap!! Very Happy

secretly i love the little fellas Razz

"J", and LOOK! he has 2 !'s, oh no! "im" should be - "I'm" and "S" should be capitalized in "secretely"

Mutantius wrote:
Jesus...

Weee! Winner! Smile

Injurious wrote:
holy shit that is fucking awesome!

http://www.gel.tv/downloads/gel_chicken_high.mov

hahahahah

"H" in "holy"

Zamok wrote:
This is just sick... sometimes I don't understand japanese...

Shouldn't japanese be spelt with a big "J" ? Neutral

Anyways, you got my point... most of us here don't care about punctuation, this isn't an English class... so if you have a problem with it, you should stop visiting this forums! :S


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:50    Post subject:
Ergo: human.

If you paid attention to see what I wrote, I was primarily referring to your overuse of exclamation marks and smilies.

The first, and second post weren't that serious, but the rest of them are. Language on internet, and yes, even on this forum - is important, at least that's what I think.

You said you didn't care, which sort of confuses me now - since you go through some lengths to try and prove me wrong Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:57    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Ergo: human.

If you paid attention to see what I wrote, I was primarily referring to your overuse of exclamation marks and smilies.

The first, and second post weren't that serious, but the rest of them are. Language on internet, and yes, even on this forum - is important, at least that's what I think.

You said you didn't care, which sort of confuses me now - since you go through some lengths to try and prove me wrong Smile

I just don't have anything better to do, why do you think I am on NFOrce now ? Cause I like it ? Smile

Overuse of smilies ? LOL! Smile Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile

Man, you've got loads of free time on your hands Smile

+ WTF is wrong with my 1st post ? :S


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 02:59    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:

I just don't have anything better to do, why do you think I am on NFOrce now ? Cause I like it ? Smile

Overuse of smilies ? LOL! Smile Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile

Man, you've got loads of free time on your hands Smile

+ WTF is wrong with my 1st post ? :S


I don't know what's wrong with it - there's something wrong with it!

As for free time, yes - I have a lot, it's called summer unemployment. Razz

You seem to have your share of free time too. ;D


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 03:06    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes

When someone confuses “these” with “this”.
It's annoying.
When they write now instead of know.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and still use a comma in front of “and”.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and use a comma as a pause Rolling Eyes.
It's annoying.
When people confuse words that sound the same.
It's annoying.
When they try to make an effort and still use numbers in number form instead of written form.
It's annoying.

Language on these forums is as important as constant masturbation.
It's not important at all.

What is important is communication. If people can communicate; it's good. If people can understand what you're trying to say; it's good. You do not need flawless English or flawless grammar. All you really need is an open mind and the ability to communicate. Because, face it, if you're flawless in English and its grammar, but you can't communicate then you're worthless. Very Happy Wink

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If you're incapable of communicating then don't even bother trying. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 03:06    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Griffon wrote:

I just don't have anything better to do, why do you think I am on NFOrce now ? Cause I like it ? Smile

Overuse of smilies ? LOL! Smile Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile

Man, you've got loads of free time on your hands Smile

+ WTF is wrong with my 1st post ? :S


I don't know what's wrong with it - there's something wrong with it!

As for free time, yes - I have a lot, it's called summer unemployment. Razz

You seem to have your share of free time too. ;D

I bet there is! Smile
I have some free time, yea...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 03:10    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Rolling Eyes

When someone confuses “these” with “this”.
It's annoying.
When they write now instead of know.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and still use a comma in front of “and”.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and use a comma as a pause Rolling Eyes.
It's annoying.
When people confuse words that sound the same.
It's annoying.
When they try to make an effort and still use numbers in number form instead of written form.
It's annoying.

Language on these forums is as important as constant masturbation.
It's not important at all.

What is important is communication. If people can communicate; it's good. If people can understand what you're trying to say; it's good. You do not need flawless English or flawless grammar. All you really need is an open mind and the ability to communicate. Because, face it, if you're flawless in English and its grammar, but you can't communicate then you're worthless. Very Happy Wink

-condensed-
If you're incapable of communicating then don't even bother trying. Laughing

Fisk, hear that ? Idea

/me french-kissing Inj. Smile


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 03:23    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Rolling Eyes

When someone confuses “these” with “this”.
It's annoying.
When they write now instead of know.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and still use a comma in front of “and”.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and use a comma as a pause Rolling Eyes.
It's annoying.
When people confuse words that sound the same.
It's annoying.
When they try to make an effort and still use numbers in number form instead of written form.
It's annoying.

Language on these forums is as important as constant masturbation.
It's not important at all.

What is important is communication. If people can communicate; it's good. If people can understand what you're trying to say; it's good. You do not need flawless English or flawless grammar. All you really need is an open mind and the ability to communicate. Because, face it, if you're flawless in English and its grammar, but you can't communicate then you're worthless. Very Happy Wink

-condensed-
If you're incapable of communicating then don't even bother trying. Laughing


very true, when posting on forums i never really care about putting capital letters here and there or apostrophes, i do regard punctuation but thats all. i just wanna post something as quickly as possible, if ppl understand it then its enough, if they think i m a retard cuz i dont use sophisticated language then so be it. i dont judge ppl by what their posts look like, i look at the content of them and make up my mind. if i was writing an important essay in english, i d take my time (and english isnt my main language either, its my 3rd), but when it comes to forums, its all about communication for me, ppl dont turn out to be stupid by the way they write something, but by what they actually write.
there, i used punctuation and some commas, happy?


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 03:25    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
Injurious wrote:
Rolling Eyes

When someone confuses “these” with “this”.
It's annoying.
When they write now instead of know.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and still use a comma in front of “and”.
It's annoying.
When they try to use proper grammar and use a comma as a pause Rolling Eyes.
It's annoying.
When people confuse words that sound the same.
It's annoying.
When they try to make an effort and still use numbers in number form instead of written form.
It's annoying.

Language on these forums is as important as constant masturbation.
It's not important at all.

What is important is communication. If people can communicate; it's good. If people can understand what you're trying to say; it's good. You do not need flawless English or flawless grammar. All you really need is an open mind and the ability to communicate. Because, face it, if you're flawless in English and its grammar, but you can't communicate then you're worthless. Very Happy Wink

-condensed-
If you're incapable of communicating then don't even bother trying. Laughing


very true, when posting on forums i never really care about putting capital letters

We can see that....
lol Just kidding Wink

Fisk, sup?


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 11:17    Post subject:
???????????? What waz tha topik of that thred ????!!!!
I`m sure I wannted too reply on zhat one, somthing.................. but I Have foregoten what.............. Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

Someon hgelps me plese


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 11:29    Post subject:
Cut the crap the lot of you!

Fisk has a point though, try and make an effort with your posts and maybe your maturity will outshine your immaturity.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 05:07    Post subject:
Godlikez*! Shut the fuck up!

Telling others to use proper grammar! To use proper punctuation! TO CAPITALIZE!

Doesn’t make you mature! It makes you immature! IT makes you look like a fucking dip-shit!

Forums aren't English classes! They aren't essays! They aren't books! They are chats! AND CHAT'S ARE ABOUT COMMUNICATING!!

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! You have no idea what this is all about!

Even your grammar is so fucking poor it makes me laugh!

You're not writing a fucking essay every time you post! It wont be graded by your queer English teacher! You're writing a reply that will be read by your fucking online-friends! THAT IS ALL!

FUCK! HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU?


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 05:22    Post subject:


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 06:21    Post subject:
i agree when it comes to all the stupid emotes.. I dont care about the grammar
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 08:02    Post subject:
i swear some people couldnt stop from changing the topic if their lives depended on it. and i couldnt agree more with grif and inj.
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 10:47    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:
Anyways, you got my point... most of us here don't care about punctuation, this isn't an English class... so if you have a problem with it, you should stop visiting this forums! :S


Anyways, you got my point... most of us here don't care about punctuation; this isn't an English class... so if you have a problem with it, you should stop visiting this forums! :S

It should be a ; if you're ending a statement or making a list of connected statements Razz Razz Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 11:30    Post subject:
people who care about spelling, grammar etc are those of the analytical variety - typical traits of programmers (ie geeks). those who are not concerned about such high levels of detail usually fall under the group of the creative peeps (ie marketers or business chaps). obviously these are two extremes and a majority of the peeps lie in between these 2 classifications

at the end of the day, it takes all sorts in the world. unfortunately, as can be seen here, the extreme cases usually clash and flaming begins. oh well Smile
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