Top 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 11:34    Post subject: Top 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 11:38    Post subject:
Good one!
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 11:39    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 12:30    Post subject:
Liked that. Thanks
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 13:28    Post subject:
I have never understood why people feel the need to get married, but if they are not hurting me or mine and all parties concerned are consenting adults, then why should I or anyone else give a toss what people get up to?
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 13:44    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 14:12    Post subject:
It is wrong gay marrage imo but if they wanna do it, why the hell should i care?


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 15:03    Post subject:
Theescapist wrote:
It is wrong gay marrage imo but if they wanna do it, why the hell should i care?


wrong?
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 19:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2012 19:37    Post subject:
I don't mind, we're pretty open about it here though or at least we used to be, I'm not much for the whole stereotype like encouragement of certain things around this subject but that's their business.

EDIT: We have female priests too actually! Razz
(Apparently that above is actually a problem in certain western democratic countries or what I'm supposed to write, apparently so is protection like condoms for some reason.)

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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2012 13:54    Post subject: Re: Top 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
Djeez, not that i really care about gay people, but people should do whatever they want.

Then i took a look at your arguments and then i went
LOL LOL LOL
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2012 14:25    Post subject:
Theescapist wrote:
It is wrong gay marrage imo but if they wanna do it, why the hell should i care?


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