I drunk some cooking oil last night and..
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 01:50    Post subject: I drunk some cooking oil last night and..
My Mom left some Pierogies on the Frying Pan for me last night with oil.

I got home late from school, it was after midnight already and decided to just eat them instead of frying them little bit.

So since morning they soaked with oil and I ate them just like it. it was probably good 100ml? or more

Woke up today with some massive diarrhea and holy crap, I still have it as of 8PM. I feel there is something stuck in my Stomach.

I drunk 50ml of vodka with spoon of peper and some Coca-Cola during the day but it didn't seem to help much

Didn't eat anything since 7AM ><. Don't know what I should eat so it won't become even worse than it is now.

It's time for another hot tea!

I would say that "I feel like shit" in terms of no enegry, and would just sleep all day long but I think it would be inappropriate


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 02:22    Post subject:
what is this I don't even..


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Cyberia309




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 03:29    Post subject: Re: I drunk some cooking oil last night and..
besthijacker wrote:
My Mom left some Pierogies on the Frying Pan for me last night with oil.

I got home late from school, it was after midnight already and decided to just eat them instead of frying them little bit.

So since morning they soaked with oil and I ate them just like it. it was probably good 100ml? or more

Woke up today with some massive diarrhea and holy crap, I still have it as of 8PM. I feel there is something stuck in my Stomach.

I drunk 50ml of vodka with spoon of peper and some Coca-Cola during the day but it didn't seem to help much

Didn't eat anything since 7AM ><. Don't know what I should eat so it won't become even worse than it is now.

It's time for another hot tea!

I would say that "I feel like shit" in terms of no enegry, and would just sleep all day long but I think it would be inappropriate


You'll live. The oil is just going through you like an enema/stool softner..That's all. What i think is really funny is that you drank vodka with pepper and soda and wonder why that didn't help. It's fine to sleep, you're just tired because you can't absorb any nutrients of what you've eaten (because it's coated in oil and sliding through your GI system instead of being taken up into your blood). Just drink some gatoraid or juice to keep hydrated and you'll be fine in a day or so.
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 05:35    Post subject:
Domowy sposób na biegunke kolego to Jogórt i ryz oraz kefir ... Wink
Kefir i Jogór uzupelnia bioflore jelit a ryz zatyka i powoduje ze masz normalny stolec
w dodatku ryz wchlania wszystkie ciulstwa co jadles .. te co spowodowaly ta biegunke


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nie mam poslkich liter na tym kompie Razz


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 06:03    Post subject:
.....is it wrong that out of that whole post, the only thing that made my pop a question mark above my head was vodka with a spoon of pepper?


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mach1ne




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 06:33    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
.....is it wrong that out of that whole post, the only thing that made my pop a question mark above my head was vodka with a spoon of pepper?


yeah, maybe im not up on my home remedies for diarrhea...but vodka+pepper makes about as much sense as saying 'i had a headache so i did a few lines of javex and shot myself in the thigh with a pneumatic nail gun 5 times...didnt help.'
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jippyuk




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 08:55    Post subject:
mach1ne wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
.....is it wrong that out of that whole post, the only thing that made my pop a question mark above my head was vodka with a spoon of pepper?


yeah, maybe im not up on my home remedies for diarrhea...but vodka+pepper makes about as much sense as saying 'i had a headache so i did a few lines of javex and shot myself in the thigh with a pneumatic nail gun 5 times...didnt help.'


ROFL
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 09:32    Post subject:
mach1ne wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
.....is it wrong that out of that whole post, the only thing that made my pop a question mark above my head was vodka with a spoon of pepper?


yeah, maybe im not up on my home remedies for diarrhea...but vodka+pepper makes about as much sense as saying 'i had a headache so i did a few lines of javex and shot myself in the thigh with a pneumatic nail gun 5 times...didnt help.'


Its quite obvious to me you never met any polish people before, they solve everything with alcohol Laughing Razz

Get better Hijack


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 11:40    Post subject: Re: I drunk some cooking oil last night and..
besthijacker wrote:
I drunk 50ml of vodka with spoon of peper and some Coca-Cola during the day but it didn't seem to help much

Now *that* will fuck with your stomach. The oil just works as a laxative, that's perfectly normal. But 50 ml of vodka with pepper and coke? :S
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 11:45    Post subject:
Hm I think eating bread and drinking milk should help, no? And for diarrhea, eat lots of mashed potato and an activated carbon pill. But prepare your anus since you'll shit bricks again in no time. When I say bricks, I mean bricks Laughing (I'm dead serious. This helps)
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