Did the Nazi party actually land on Mars?
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:07    Post subject: Did the Nazi party actually land on Mars?


I saw this image recently, and it got me thinking. Is it possible that Nazis are actually living on Mars right now?

I mean, the winners of war make history their own. Maybe they didn't want people knowing that the Nazis were secretly living it up in space. Think of the Earth shattering consequences this would have on productivity around the world if found to be true.



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:37    Post subject:
Obviously no. The Nazis have made their secret base on the Moon, a much more convenient location to strike from.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:40    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
Obviously no. The Nazis have made their secret base on the Moon, a much more convenient location to strike from.

No. Rolling Eyes It was on Phobos. It's a moon, but a moon of Mars.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:43    Post subject:
They've landed on both. After the end of the war in May 1945, the Germans continued their space effort from their south polar colony. Just before relocating there, they launched their most ambitious project to date.

The only produced craft of the Haunebu-3 type--the 74-meter diameter super rocket--was chosen for the most courageous mission of this whole century, the trip to Mars. The craft had the bigger "Andromeda" tachyon drive and was armed with four triple-gun turrets of large naval calibre. A volunteer suicide crew of Germans and Japanese was chosen, everybody knew that this was a one-way journey with no return. The intensity of the electro-magnetogravitic fields and the inferior quality of the metal alloys used then for the structural elements of the drive would cause the metal to fatigue and get very brittle only after a few months of work of the drive and a return trip to Earth was deemed unsafe. It was a large crew, numbering in the hundreds, because of the low level of automation and electronic controls inside the rocket. Most of the systems of the craft had to be manually operated like those on a U-boat of that time. Smaller Kohler converters were used to power the internal systems and life-support equipment on board. They were using advanced life support systems, developed initially for their larger Walter turbine and free-energy submarines, that were cruising the oceans without resurfacing.



The rocket blasted off from Germany in April 1945, just one month before the war ended. Because the structurally weakened tachyon drives were not working with full power and not all the time, the trip to Mars took almost eight months to accomplish. An initial short trust towards Mars used the strong gravitational field close to Earth and after that the craft was "coasting" for the next eight months in an elliptical orbit to Mars with its main drives turned off. (Later trips to Mars by the joint Soviet-American craft in 1952 and by the Vatican craft of the Marconi project from Argentina in 1956 reached Mars in only 2 to 3 days, because their drives were working during the whole flight, accelerating in the first half and decelerating in the second.) After a heavy, almost crashing landing in the middle of January 1946, the rocket slammed to a stop, damaging irreparably its drives, but saving the crew. The crash landing on Mars was not only due to the crippled tachyon drives of the craft, but also the smaller gravitational field of Mars generating less power for those tachyon drives. As well, the thinner atmosphere on Mars could not be used as effectively for air breaking as the Earth's atmosphere could. The radio message with the mixed news was received by the German underground space control center in Neuschwabenland and by their research base on the Moon.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 18:57    Post subject:
Of course they did, they used the Nazi Bell UFO to do it.



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2012 22:35    Post subject:
LMFAO!
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this is possibly the best thread ever ...


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this is possibly the best thread ever ...

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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 03:08    Post subject:
What is going on here?
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Spaceghost1 wrote:
What is going on here?


Question should be, what's going on "up there"? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 18:34    Post subject:
No. Not Mars... Everyone one know that Nazi gone for the dark side of moon ant they are coming back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kNDaOFQ6g2I
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 18:46    Post subject:
To land in Mars would be to trivial and unchallenging for the Nazi party, they would rather attempt something more excentric, something like a landing on Jupiter! Troll Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 19:20    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
To land in Mars would be to trivial and unchallenging for the Nazi party, they would rather attempt something more excentric, something like a landing on Jupiter! Troll Face


Surely Uranus would be the target, considering the probe in the pic
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 19:30    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
To land in Mars would be to trivial and unchallenging for the Nazi party, they would rather attempt something more excentric, something like a landing on Jupiter! Troll Face


Surely Uranus would be the target, considering the probe in the pic


The principle is the same, considering that it's impossible to land on any of them since they have no solid surface. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 19:54    Post subject:
... missed a joke there... I Am Disappoint


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 11:28    Post subject:
I think id should make another shitty 1st person shooter where you go too Mars and fight Nazi's.
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 11:38    Post subject:
fishslice wrote:
I think id should make another shitty 1st person shooter where you go too Mars and fight Nazi's.


already a classic. where can i buy?
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 12:00    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
To land in Mars would be to trivial and unchallenging for the Nazi party, they would rather attempt something more excentric, something like a landing on Jupiter! Troll Face


Surely Uranus would be the target, considering the probe in the pic


The principle is the same, considering that it's impossible to land on any of them since they have no solid surface. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 12:00    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
fishslice wrote:
I think id should make another shitty 1st person shooter where you go too Mars and fight Nazi's.


already a classic. where can i buy?


in a perfect world this would be $10.00 in Target or Best Buy.
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