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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 14:51    Post subject:
lol @ the last one!!
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:08    Post subject:
Why did he have to lie?
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:21    Post subject:
Are You Serious


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:23    Post subject:
Confused
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:28    Post subject:
Wife gets angry if she finds out husband has been playing till 4 AM. Very Happy
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:39    Post subject:
She will get angry.
She will say something like this:
-it's 4AM!!! i am supposed to get up in 4hours! I won't be able to go back to sleep now! I'm going to be tired the whole day!.. and so on for ~10 minutes
and because she's agitated and awoken she will probably not get to sleep anymore that night
and she will be telling you about this for a long time in the future
and she will check if you're still playing, and probably make you go to bed, instead of just leaving you to go back to bed later
and probably more

all of this crap, skipped by 1 lie..
she probably won't even remember she was awoken, because her mind will skip the information just in short-term storage, because everything was alright
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OranosTheMighty




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 15:43    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
She will get angry.
She will say something like this:
-it's 4AM!!! i am supposed to get up in 4hours! I won't be able to go back to sleep now! I'm going to be tired the whole day!.. and so on for ~10 minutes
and because she's agitated and awoken she will probably not get to sleep anymore that night
and she will be telling you about this for a long time in the future
and she will check if you're still playing, and probably make you go to bed, instead of just leaving you to go back to bed later
and probably more

all of this crap, skipped by 1 lie..
she probably won't even remember she was awoken, because her mind will skip the information just in short-term storage, because everything was alright


+1 you guys can't even imagine how true this is. Laughing


Walking like a madman on a barbed wire across the chaos of insanity
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 16:33    Post subject:
OranosTheMighty wrote:

+1 you guys can't even imagine how true this is. Laughing


you guys need better wives then...geez
hell I stay up all the time until mine wakes up, and THEN i goto bed or crash into the bed about 30 minutes before she gets up. long as I come to bed for the hour or so when shes wanting some..she could give a flying fuck what I do the rest of the night in the house.


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 16:47    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
OranosTheMighty wrote:

+1 you guys can't even imagine how true this is. Laughing


you guys need better wives then...geez
hell I stay up all the time until mine wakes up, and THEN i goto bed or crash into the bed about 30 minutes before she gets up. long as I come to bed for the hour or so when shes wanting some..she could give a flying fuck what I do the rest of the night in the house.


She couldn't give a fuck what you do, cuz she's getting plenty while you sleep.
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 18:09    Post subject:


Surprised

Laughing at the first comment


Empty again Sad
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 18:22    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUPZm2QtGQw

Surprised

Laughing at the first comment


lmao...but damn..she did awesome job


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 18:46    Post subject:
Amazing talent!
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 19:01    Post subject:
+1 i usually lie about this, saying i stayed awake studing or working in some usefull shit... Razz @ weekends i don't have to lie tho... Laughing

OranosTheMighty wrote:
StrEagle wrote:
She will get angry.
She will say something like this:
-it's 4AM!!! i am supposed to get up in 4hours! I won't be able to go back to sleep now! I'm going to be tired the whole day!.. and so on for ~10 minutes
and because she's agitated and awoken she will probably not get to sleep anymore that night
and she will be telling you about this for a long time in the future
and she will check if you're still playing, and probably make you go to bed, instead of just leaving you to go back to bed later
and probably more

all of this crap, skipped by 1 lie..
she probably won't even remember she was awoken, because her mind will skip the information just in short-term storage, because everything was alright


+1 you guys can't even imagine how true this is. Laughing
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 21:22    Post subject:
Newsbroadcast WIN! (well actually fail, because they just found the background and didn't study it further )

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garus
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 21:29    Post subject:
snip


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 21:39    Post subject:
epic win!


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 22:10    Post subject:
The win is epic.
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 22:52    Post subject:


my life. but rename wifre to gf and add sex when she wakes up Cool Face


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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doobzilla




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 23:05    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:


my life. but rename wifre to gf and add sex when she wakes up Cool Face


If you added buttsecks while she slept, I would have given you a standing ovation starting with a slow-clap. But, alas, that is not what you said...


Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS
Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2011 23:10    Post subject:
Maybe I didnt said everything? Cool Face


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 00:08    Post subject:
http://wimp.com/rodah/


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 00:21    Post subject:
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73701&start=0


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 01:52    Post subject:


Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 02:18    Post subject:
This reminds me to be extra-careful with my new phone since I was used to the adamantium Nokia xD Laughing
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 02:35    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
This reminds me to be extra-careful with my new phone since I was used to the adamantium Nokia xD Laughing




reminds me of this!! lmao


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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 05:09    Post subject:


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 08:34    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
This reminds me to be extra-careful with my new phone since I was used to the adamantium Nokia xD Laughing


Yes, we must be extra carefull! I don't put my purse on the floor anymore. Someone might step on it. I zipper it up in a pocket so it doesn't fall out. Bad breakage design.



edit:typo


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 09:19    Post subject:
Your purse? Oo
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