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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 21:53    Post subject: Education
Teacher asks her students to write a lengthy paper in English class. A boy from the back row says: " You know, I'm sooooooo tired from the sexual intercourse I had last night. I cannot write a word"
The teacher replies calmly: "Write with your other hand then."

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 23:17    Post subject:

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 23:18    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:


This!!
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 23:59    Post subject:
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