So I trolled my ex IRL the other day
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 23:59    Post subject: So I trolled my ex IRL the other day
So things were good and then I fucked up due to her using the sex card and me having a dick for a brain.
I noticed the bitch was only gonna play mind games so set an appointment and we sat down for a cup of coffee expecting me to apologize and be at her feet.

Bitch started acting rude so I lit up my cheap cigarettes, picked up my phone call another girl, and blew smoke on her face saying I gotta leave.
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 00:01    Post subject:
Fuck her in the butt and /eot
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 00:12    Post subject:
histoire magnifique mon ami!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 00:14    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
histoire magnifique mon ami!


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 00:51    Post subject:
Vrai Histoire!
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 02:11    Post subject: I have left.
I have left.
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 03:10    Post subject:
yeah, my ex started sending messages as well, and those kind of messages you would really not appreciate if you were the bf. So I told her to show the messages she was sending to her bf OR come over for some sexy time. She denied. She kept sending i had to come over and be naughty, blablabla. In the end, she always found a reason to not meet. So i asked her why the fuck she was sending.blablabla. So i was really fed up with this behaviour that makes no sense. Sending 'i miss you at 3AM' or 'i am really lonely' or 'the sex was good' but replying ' i cannot come over, bf would not like that. yeah yeah, 'he does like the messages you are sending?' 'no, he cannot know'.

So i send her 'You should suck my cock because it is really good for your teeth' she sent me 'Huh?' i reply 'yeah, because if you don't, i'll kick your teeth out, now give me back my stuff you still need to give me back or GTFO my life 4ever'. Never heard anything about her again. Those bitches... break your heart, keep coming back, fucking up your mind. It is like killing someone, spitting on it and doing a nice dance on the dead body.
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 03:50    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
yeah, my ex started sending messages as well, and those kind of messages you would really not appreciate if you were the bf. So I told her to show the messages she was sending to her bf OR come over for some sexy time. She denied. She kept sending i had to come over and be naughty, blablabla. In the end, she always found a reason to not meet. So i asked her why the fuck she was sending.blablabla. So i was really fed up with this behaviour that makes no sense. Sending 'i miss you at 3AM' or 'i am really lonely' or 'the sex was good' but replying ' i cannot come over, bf would not like that. yeah yeah, 'he does like the messages you are sending?' 'no, he cannot know'.

So i send her 'You should suck my cock because it is really good for your teeth' she sent me 'Huh?' i reply 'yeah, because if you don't, i'll kick your teeth out, now give me back my stuff you still need to give me back or GTFO my life 4ever'. Never heard anything about her again. Those bitches... break your heart, keep coming back, fucking up your mind. It is like killing someone, spitting on it and doing a nice dance on the dead body.


u r THE man. show that bitch who's the boss
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 09:17    Post subject:
Kul historie bror...
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 09:29    Post subject:
awesome thread, I say one should have such a thread on "how to deal with stupid bitches that like to fuck but only with the mind" type thing.. Could bring some more hillarious stories from all you more younger ones that are still perusing the old club scene etc..

make it so.
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 10:50    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:


make it so.


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 19:49    Post subject:
compliment her by telling her this

your pussy is a graveyard and i'm dying to get in

AND then show her this



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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:54    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA&noredirect=1

Now I can't get it out of my head. Rage Okay
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:59    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 16:02    Post subject:
Hey hey hey What is Love is great! Laughing



It reminds me of when I went to elementary school So Much Win
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 16:06    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA&noredirect=1

Now I can't get it out of my head. Rage Okay


I'm with ixi on this, What Is Love was awesome Very Happy 1993... damn... that's a long-ass time ago Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:55    Post subject:

cool story bro


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:56    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Hey hey hey What is Love is great! Laughing



It reminds me of when I went to elementary school So Much Win


And when was that? 1970?


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:59    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:

And when was that? 1970?


Just last week, despite the restraining order.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 18:25    Post subject:
inz wrote:
besthijacker wrote:

And when was that? 1970?


Just last week, despite the restraining order.


Laughing
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