omg srlsy bitch?!
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Coban




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 20:38    Post subject: omg srlsy bitch?!
Oh really what the fuck?! So I met this girl and of course just like that fucking dude from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind I fell in love way to quickly. I bought her few things, flowers, we've been hanging out for some time but recently, that is week ago I told her that I love her and FUCK OMG U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!! She barely talks to me right now, doesn't want to go out and I think she resents. Oh really you fucking cunt? Yo, fuck how could it be possible? Bitch, I'm outta my head for you, I'd jump in da fire for you but hell no, you stand behind your "safe line" oh come on! Repeat after me bitch! It's no better to be safe than sorry. Come on love me just like I love you, coz I swear I'm gonna do smth stupid. Shit! Oh crap I don't get it. Fuck, you'll regret this, I swear. If you don't make your move, you will regret that you lost such a cool guy. FUCK! and what's more it's 9 pm, saturday, I'm sittin' in front of my pc, bitching here, I ran out of beer and I think I'll go to bed FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! ARGH!!!!!



Thank you for your time.
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 21:23    Post subject: Re: omg srlsy bitch?!
Coban wrote:
Thank you for your time.


You're welcome.
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 21:54    Post subject: Re: omg srlsy bitch?!
bringiton wrote:
Coban wrote:
Thank you for your time.


You're welcome.


Would you like some tea sir?


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Mussolinka
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 22:08    Post subject:
It's customary to serve hot beverage to guests in distress Whirling cane

Also, the op watched too much of HIMYM


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Fuck you troll. Fuck you and your entire aids-infested family. Get cancer and die. Slowly.
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 22:10    Post subject:
Laughing find another bitch which appreciates all that..
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Mussolinka
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 22:13    Post subject:
Also, You indeed sound like an awesome and cool guy looking at your post Laughing


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Fuck you troll. Fuck you and your entire aids-infested family. Get cancer and die. Slowly.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 22:38    Post subject:
the epic thread in the useless void had some very instructive videos posted in the last day on how to treat problems with "bitches". But joking aside, dont let rejection fuck up your day. I know it hurts, but try to not let it get to you too much. Part of it is a biological reaction you cant really shut off, but the more you try to see it rational, the more you ll be able to see that it s her choice and that it always takes two to tango. If she is not ready, she might never be and possibly she only liked the flirtatious atmosphere but did not really see that she was leading you on to something. Best of luck with either fixing or getting over it.
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 23:18    Post subject: Re: omg srlsy bitch?!
Coban wrote:
Oh really what the fuck?! So I met this girl and of course just like that fucking dude from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind I fell in love way to quickly. I bought her few things, flowers, we've been hanging out for some time but recently, that is week ago I told her that I love her and FUCK OMG U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!! She barely talks to me right now, doesn't want to go out and I think she resents. Oh really you fucking cunt? Yo, fuck how could it be possible? Bitch, I'm outta my head for you, I'd jump in da fire for you but hell no, you stand behind your "safe line" oh come on! Repeat after me bitch! It's no better to be safe than sorry. Come on love me just like I love you, coz I swear I'm gonna do smth stupid. Shit! Oh crap I don't get it. Fuck, you'll regret this, I swear. If you don't make your move, you will regret that you lost such a cool guy. FUCK! and what's more it's 9 pm, saturday, I'm sittin' in front of my pc, bitching here, I ran out of beer and I think I'll go to bed FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! ARGH!!!!!



Thank you for your time.


Just because you love her doesnt mean she loves you, so why feel resentfull.

Secondly never ever EVER tell a girl you love her until she tells you, don't ask me why, or what goes through their mind, but its relationship suicide, you can tell her you have feeling for her, but never you love her until she says it to you.

mKay.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 23:55    Post subject:
I'm sorry, brother. But she probably dated a dick like me in the past that have broken her for you.
I've been through the same shit though, and let me tell ya, the less you care the better off you'll be. If all she does is cause disruption in your mind then you're better off getting her off your head. If she doesn't appreciate what you gotta offer, if she's too afraid to love, then she's too weak for you and doesn't deserve you. You're going head on with what you got honestly, she likes to play games. Trust me bro, get over her. She'll probably call later on to tell you how sorry she is etc.
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 00:45    Post subject:
Nothing a piece of rope and some duct tape can't fix.
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 01:10    Post subject:
Huh... surprised that no one linked this yet:


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 01:14    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
Nothing a piece of rope and some duct tape can't fix.

CHCl3 works wonders for me and it's so easy to make from household chemicals!
That way they don't get any markings from rope etc, and rarely ever knows what hit them when they wake up on the buscentral and goes on with their lives - everybody wins!

Troll Dad
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 01:51    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
Nothing a piece of rope and some duct tape can't fix.

CHCl3 works wonders for me and it's so easy to make from household chemicals!
That way they don't get any markings from rope etc, and rarely ever knows what hit them when they wake up on the buscentral and goes on with their lives - everybody wins!

Troll Dad


Thank you fine sir Whirling cane
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 07:02    Post subject:
The butt. Fuck her in it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 12:32    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Thank you fine sir Whirling cane

You planning on something to the most-cherished person next to you?
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 14:37    Post subject:
You never know h_s, just in case.... just in case Smile


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2011 14:48    Post subject:
You shouldn't have said "I love you" that early Sad . Girls can really get scared by that...but have patience, if she really likes you everything will return to normality. (Try to) talk to her and if the situation doesn't improve..well it's rude to say but there's plenty of fish in the sea Smile
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