Stealth Bastard
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 10:05    Post subject: Stealth Bastard
www.stealthbastard.com

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Stealth games are awesome. Hiding from The Man, skulking in shadows, the thrill of the unseen infiltration. But why do they have to be so... slow?

Introducing Stealth Bastard: stealth, with a great big kick up the arse. A fast-paced, frenetic, one-step-away-from-chunky-death melange of sneaking, platforming, hacking and cursing. A whole lot of fun. It's like Metal Gear Solid and Super Meat Boy had a baby out of wedlock. Semi-literally.

Jump, sneak, and be horribly dismembered through 28 levels hand-crafted by our crack team of in-house design geniuses, some of the same folk behind the critically-acclaimed Fluidity/Hydroventure, and the retro-styled PSN platformer Explodemon!.

And once you're done with those? Fear not - Stealth Bastard includes a FULL in-game level editor - the same we used to create the bundled levels - and even allows you to share, play and rate the community's creations from across the world.

And if you thought that was cool, we've not even got to the best bit yet: Stealth Bastard is free. Not 'freemium'. Completely free.

Endless fun. Zero cost. What are you waiting for?


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Hide in the shadows with a real-time shadowing system!
Evade a wide range of eagle-eyed lethal robotic foes!
Hack your way to the exit... and to the next challenge!
Squeeze through doorways mere seconds before you're sliced into pieces!
Die in a variety of gruesome, cruel ways!
Create your own fiendish deathrooms and share them with the world - all in the game!
Shave seconds off your playtimes and rule the global leaderboards!


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CPU: Dual Core 2.0Ghz
System Memory: 1Gb or greater of RAM
Video RAM: 256Mb or more VRAM
GFX Card: DirectX 8.0 compatible
OS Support: Windows XP SP2 or better, Vista, Win7
Input: Keyboard / Mouse, Xinput supported controllers (i.e. Xbox controllers for Windows)


Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z1dLNLji5n0

Download: http://www.stealthbastard.com/StealthBastard-1.01.exe
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Guyver




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 10:19    Post subject:
seems nice! Very Happy
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 11:12    Post subject:
What on earth.... this looks insane AND fun, so what's the catch? Why is it free? Very Happy Ah well, thank you consolitis!
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 12:01    Post subject:
Sounds wicked fun. Very Happy And it's beyond good that it's free. Troll Dad
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:34    Post subject:
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:43    Post subject:
Beat the pre-defined levels. Didn't find them that challenging.
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:45    Post subject:
"Free for PC"

Will it cost $$$ for consoles? Each user created map as DLC? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:46    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:52    Post subject:
He's either the best player in the world or he's lying Cool Face

According to him he finished The Binding of Isaac after only 8 tries Laughing Cool Face
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 15:57    Post subject:
Wut?

What is so difficult about this game? Took me around 2 hours to beat the four main stages. You're either the lousiest player or really have a hard time believing people, for that matter.

And The Binding of Isaac - yes, I finished my first playthrough in less than 10 tries. What kind of extraordinary magic do you find in that? Rolling Eyes
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 16:18    Post subject:


I was joking around of course, it's just that the fact that you always make everything sound like a walk in the park made me wonder "will it be true? Cool Face". I find that pretty amazing if I have to be honest, so congrats for the skills Razz
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2011 16:34    Post subject:
If you can take any comfort - Super Meat Boy, for example, furiously raped my ass till I beat it, and took me quite a while finishing it as well. Very Happy

BoI - I got the right bonuses pretty early on - extended range (+ pills that even extended it further on), increased damage, a little larva that used to shoot around as well, and quite the luck of finding lots of breakfast power-ups.

I'm a pretty averagely-skilled playah. I tend to get struck by luck more often in most games. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2011 22:00    Post subject:
How did I miss this? Looks awesome Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Nov 2011 21:27    Post subject:
^same here
i even came to start a new thread about the game but decided to check if there was already one
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fuckit
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Nov 2011 21:44    Post subject:
this is a pretty awesome game, only catch i could think of is if you break your keyboard in frustration or something like that Laughing
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2012 10:55    Post subject:
A "deluxe" version is going to become a commercial product, on Steam, in November. Smile

http://indiegames.com/2012/10/stealth_bastard_deluxe_coming_.html


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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prudislav
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Nov 2012 20:01    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
A "deluxe" version is going to become a commercial product, on Steam, in November. Smile

http://indiegames.com/2012/10/stealth_bastard_deluxe_coming_.html

out now
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prudislav
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Apr 2013 09:23    Post subject:
Cracked Deluxe edition with Teleporter Chambers DLC on certain russian forum
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prudislav
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jun 2013 21:42    Post subject:
Stealth.Bastard.Deluxe.v1.63.4.GAME-CRD
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jun 2013 21:45    Post subject:
Why even bother with a warez release Razz

Pay $0.01 for this week's HB => get latest, and always up to date, DRM free version of Stealth Bastard. Razz

edit it's not the weekly HB, sorry, it's HB6.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY


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prudislav
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jun 2013 21:48    Post subject:
already have NoDRM version Wink
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ramalan




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Dec 2014 00:07    Post subject:
Tried to play that today, got - invalid floating point operation error, any ideas? StealthBastard-1.09.exe
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Fugen




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 10:38    Post subject:
Stealth.Bastard.Deluxe.Bundle.v.1.67.1-ALI213


chill out man, life is beautifull...
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