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 Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 17:19 Post subject: Thank you for your concern |
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I know smoking is bad for my health. But If I don't smoke, I might tear someone's head off his body and shove his spinal cord up his ass and then beat up his messy corpse with a street sign. Thank you all for your time.
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 17:22 Post subject: |
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In that case you have the plight to never run outta cash, so you can always buy tobacco. I feel for you to live with a burden like that.
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 17:26 Post subject: |
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Tobacco is the least of my burdens, my brothers.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 17:33 Post subject: |
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Don't. I've become thin, I lost my apetite, all I do is think think think. However I still do recommend smoking for fatties as it is a great way to lose weight.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 17:39 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | Tobacco is the least of my burdens, my brothers. |
Then you can start off by removing the light ones as a first step towards a major improvement.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 18:18 Post subject: |
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Human_steel, the spammer, giving actual advice? OH MY THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR THIS BOARD!!
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 18:20 Post subject: |
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What are your even bigger burdens?
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 19:08 Post subject: |
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Even if you don't want to quit you can always reduce tobacco use gradually let's say from 10 cigarettes per day to 5, then 5 for 2 days etc. until you manage to alleviate your heavy addiction. Your empty pockets will be more than happy  (as well as your health*)
*read: I don't want my FM to die soon 
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Raccoon
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2011 19:33 Post subject: |
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arw
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 00:49 Post subject: |
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lol enjoy your cancer...
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swebarb
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 00:52 Post subject: |
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lungcancer is your friend bastard.
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 01:44 Post subject: |
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It gets you out of this cruel world way before you start shitting in diapers and having kids piss all over your favorite albums.
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Teniak
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 08:39 Post subject: Re: Thank you for your concern |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | I know smoking is bad for my health. But If I don't smoke, I might tear someone's head off his body and shove his spinal cord up his ass and then beat up his messy corpse with a street sign. Thank you all for your time. |
ouch  
you joined the dark-side, i'm hoping/believe it's just a "passage" |
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 14:39 Post subject: |
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The dark side has always been with me, but I've seen the light recently, however it's bad for health to cage the dark side, the dark side doesn't like being caged, it starts destroying you. it likes being listened to and understood.
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 15:38 Post subject: Re: Thank you for your concern |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | I know smoking is bad for my health. But If I don't smoke, I might tear someone's head off his body and shove his spinal cord up his ass and then beat up his messy corpse with a street sign. Thank you all for your time. |
Sorry man you sound like a regular addict. I've had a hunch a cigarettes addict is not that different from say a coke addict. Sucks to live in USA then -- I hear there's now even areas outside where smoking is prohibited.
Holland has a dubious honour with the new government. Some peeps in the government are tobacco lobbyists. Our new minister of health is very pro cigarette. Motherfudging shit on a stick -- that's what we call a minister of health... She's also called minister of tobacco.
I hate to break it to you but I think there's only 1 reason governments allow/encourage cigarette addiction. Smokers often quickly die before retiring. A stroke, cardiac arrest or cancer. So that means for the government:
-lots of extra tax. Smokers are addicts so they'll keep buying even if the product is killing them.
-low medical costs. They die in 1 go and often don't get sick for a long time.
-often they die too young to receive pensions... while they have always contributed to the national pensions. Double win!
So in other words the government is just using you. Nay abusing. Nay outright raping. Don't give the sons of whores the pleasure and quit. If all smokers would quit the government would go nuts and beg people to start smoking again. And then you say: fuck you fucking fuckers!!
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2011 15:43 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | I'm only kidding around anyway, there are still times where I really wish I was still smoking. I miss it  |
Lol pussy. But there is a little helper:
Chances are though insurance won't pay you because you're using it as a smoking cessation aid.
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