fucking pissing me off.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 00:08    Post subject: fucking pissing me off.
I hate going to the theaters thinking i'm gonna have a great time, and some fucking douchebags sits japping the entire fucking movie. You tell them to shut the fuck up, but they easily ignore you and keep yapping.

And i hate those people who are so into the fucking movie that they need to make sounds when they feel it's needed. Like when someone gets hit they say out loud "ouch" as an example. F)AJDAS

It's mostly respectless fucking shithead kids, but it's sad to see grown ups acting like these fucking shithead teens aswell.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 00:11    Post subject:
Bring a watergun with piss in it. When someone messes around in the theatre you squirt them secretly with some cold piss.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 00:13    Post subject:
that would be awesome, but mostly these fuckers have a huge gang with them so telling them to shut up is as far as i go. But you know, when people arewith their friend gang they don't give a shit about anything.


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 00:13    Post subject:
Retards is a major reason why I go less and less to the cinema. Just not fun. I usually wait for a 1080p, and gather some friends in someone's house and watch on a projector or a large screen. Much better experience all-around.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 00:54    Post subject:
Don't go to cinema either anymore because of idiots.

The worst situation however is in the USA, apparently black people there like to scream at the screen Confused so because of that Magic Johnson opened cinemas for black people only, white folks couldn't be happier.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 01:08    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 02:56    Post subject:
When it comes to action movies/popcorn flicks the situation is absolutely unbearable here as well, with hordes of cheeky kids who don't show any kind of respect and act like monkeys during the whole movie. Laughing Crying or Very sad

There's no regulation whatsoever, and as Leo and madmax said, it's one of the main reasons why I barely go to the cinema anymore.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 09:28    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Retards is a major reason why I go less and less to the cinema.

Plus, lots of movies don't deserve spending your cash on them.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 11:19    Post subject:
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Cyberia309




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 14:37    Post subject:
Actually, more and more theaters in america are doing this.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 14:48    Post subject:
What was the music at the end of it? Sounds pretty familiar. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 14:52    Post subject:
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:17    Post subject:
The moment I got a LCD TV I stopped going to the cinema. The movie has to be really good if I want to go. No matter where you sit or when you go, there'll be some asshole ruining teh experience. Whether it's eating popcorn or chips like a moron or commenting the entire goddam movie, it happens every time.
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:26    Post subject:
Yeah Alamo drafthouse is kickass. I miss being in Texas and going to their special events. They do 'Action Packed Cinema' once a month where they should old action movies like Commando w/ pyrotechnics. So everytime an explosion happens in the movie, an explosion happens in the theatre as well. They also gave everyone pop-guns to shoot the bad guys with.

That, and being able to order real food while watching the movie makes for a great time.


Anyways, unless it's Alama Drafthouse I don't goto the cinema anymore either.

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:29    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
They also gave everyone pop-guns to shoot the bad guys with.

Like real Amurikans! lol wut
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:32    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Mchart wrote:
They also gave everyone pop-guns to shoot the bad guys with.

Like real Amurikans! lol wut



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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:35    Post subject:
No, I honestly don't wish to do the same. Laughing
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 15:37    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
No, I honestly don't wish to do the same. Laughing


You haven't watched Commando until you had live pyrotechnics and the ability to shoot Bennet with a pop gun.



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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 16:13    Post subject:
Actually, sitting in the theater with some toygun sounds pretty damn silly.
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 16:16    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
Actually, sitting in the theater with some toygun sounds pretty damn silly.


These are special events for older films like Commando. This isn't every single movie. You don't go to watch some shit film like Commando in a movie theatre unless you have the added fun of pyrotechnics.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 17:22    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
The only time I will go to the cinema is when I'm on a date. Going to the cinema is such a cliché thing to do on a date but it's easy and it always works... Razz


Actually going to the cinema in your own apartment watching a movie on the tv in 1080p with a nice sound system is better.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 21:23    Post subject:
not quite on topic, but alamo drafthouse seems to commission some awesome movie posters!

http://www.google.ca/search?q=alamo+drafthouse+posters


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 22:00    Post subject:
talking retards usually only happen in certain movies. I either try to ignore them, give them a good talking to or annoy the shit out of them in return. It s a lose-lose situation though, the movie usually is ruined :\
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2011 23:18    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
not quite on topic, but alamo drafthouse seems to commission some awesome movie posters!

http://www.google.ca/search?q=alamo+drafthouse+posters


Yeah, I wish they printed them all. They only print a limited run and if you miss out you miss out.

That robocop one is one of my favorites.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2011 09:10    Post subject:
Yaaa. Usually I don't have a problem at movies but I went by myself last week. My lonesome little self. Smile This guy got on his cell phone and yak yak yak, then he was burping every 20 mins or so. Really loud.

I gave him a dirty look when the lights came on.

And once on Christmas eve, the movie projector guy, ( think it was him) stunk of body odor sooo bad. Like really bad. Eye watering bad. I almost had to leave. Powerful POWERFUL armpit smell. It was lord of the Rings I think. I thought of asking for my money back. No one should have to inhale that kind of armpit stink, that I believe was made by their staff the projector guy.
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2011 09:42    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Yaaa. Usually I don't have a problem at movies but I went by myself last week. My lonesome little self. Smile This guy got on his cell phone and yak yak yak, then he was burping every 20 mins or so. Really loud.

I gave him a dirty look when the lights came on.

And once on Christmas eve, the movie projector guy, ( think it was him) stunk of body odor sooo bad. Like really bad. Eye watering bad. I almost had to leave. Powerful POWERFUL armpit smell. It was lord of the Rings I think. I thought of asking for my money back. No one should have to inhale that kind of armpit stink, that I believe was made by their staff the projector guy.


He was just trying to use his man musk on you.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2011 13:21    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Retards is a major reason why I go less and less to the cinema. Just not fun. I usually wait for a 1080p, and gather some friends in someone's house and watch on a projector or a large screen. Much better experience all-around.


Bingo, I have movie nights like this very often. A home HD projector, 106" screen and a 1080p release + friends? Beats any cinema.
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2011 07:12    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Yaaa. Usually I don't have a problem at movies but I went by myself last week. My lonesome little self. Smile This guy got on his cell phone and yak yak yak, then he was burping every 20 mins or so. Really loud.

I gave him a dirty look when the lights came on.

And once on Christmas eve, the movie projector guy, ( think it was him) stunk of body odor sooo bad. Like really bad. Eye watering bad. I almost had to leave. Powerful POWERFUL armpit smell. It was lord of the Rings I think. I thought of asking for my money back. No one should have to inhale that kind of armpit stink, that I believe was made by their staff the projector guy.


He was just trying to use his man musk on you.


He was trying to kill me is what he was doing.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2011 07:12    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Yaaa. Usually I don't have a problem at movies but I went by myself last week. My lonesome little self. Smile This guy got on his cell phone and yak yak yak, then he was burping every 20 mins or so. Really loud.

I gave him a dirty look when the lights came on.

And once on Christmas eve, the movie projector guy, ( think it was him) stunk of body odor sooo bad. Like really bad. Eye watering bad. I almost had to leave. Powerful POWERFUL armpit smell. It was lord of the Rings I think. I thought of asking for my money back. No one should have to inhale that kind of armpit stink, that I believe was made by their staff the projector guy.


He was just trying to use his man musk on you.


He was trying to kill me is what he was doing.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2011 07:23    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Mchart wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Yaaa. Usually I don't have a problem at movies but I went by myself last week. My lonesome little self. Smile This guy got on his cell phone and yak yak yak, then he was burping every 20 mins or so. Really loud.

I gave him a dirty look when the lights came on.

And once on Christmas eve, the movie projector guy, ( think it was him) stunk of body odor sooo bad. Like really bad. Eye watering bad. I almost had to leave. Powerful POWERFUL armpit smell. It was lord of the Rings I think. I thought of asking for my money back. No one should have to inhale that kind of armpit stink, that I believe was made by their staff the projector guy.


He was just trying to use his man musk on you.


He was trying to kill me is what he was doing.


Yes.


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