dog problem
Page 1 of 2 Goto page 1, 2  Next
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 01:31    Post subject: dog problem
Ok so this problem has been troubling me for some time now .

I get home from work, every night at approx : 2 AM + - some minutes and seconds, and this lady decides that this time ( 2 AM ) is a good time for her to take her dogs ( today I counted and she had 13 ) out for a walk, exactly in my fucking way, I have 15 meters from where i get out of the taxi and my block of flats ( place where I live ) and those 15 fucking meters are filled with 13 dogs ( dont imagine they are nice dogs, they are dogs which were taken from the streets and fed ) so for them, I'm an intruder and I'm invading their space, they are 13 and I'm one, it takes only one bark and suddenly the whole flock starts barking and assaulting me, I have been having nightmares about this, I love dogs and I am not afraid of them, I am really not afraid of them, but 13 dogs are just too much and you can fucking see the rage in their eyes ready to fucking bite your leg .

10 minutes ago after I got out of the taxi, she was there with her 13 friends, I waved at her and she told me : It's okay you can pass, they won't bite you, well fuck me a dog has teeth and surely they will ( taken from the fact that she is not the only one with 13 dogs, more or less that decides to take them out at that hour, 2 weeks ago I was assaulted by 5 of them who tried to fuck my leg, nearly escaped ) I told her to escort me to my block and assure me that I will be safe or else I will call the cops ( which will do almost nothing to her because she's just an old lady taking her dogs out and I'm an idiot wandering on the streets @ 2 AM )

The thing is that I'm fine, everything went well, but I can't get this dog thing out of my head, every night I'm thinking about this, I'm not a weak person and I'm not afraid, I just dont want to prove myself that I can do it and walk pass 13 dogs and get fucked up, and the enxt day ill be in the hospital .

I know it's a lot to read, but please do read all and give me some advices because i have fucking had enough of this shit .
Back to top
inz




Posts: 11914

PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 01:53    Post subject:
Doesn't your city have any regulations for pet owners? One little old lady with 13 potentially dangerous dogs doesn't sound right.
Back to top
Raccoon




Posts: 3160
Location: Poland
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 01:59    Post subject:
Are You Serious

WTF? She has 13 dogs?


I don't know how to deal with this situation but I can suggest you:

- never run away from a dog or else it will bite you

- always face them (stay front to them), do not turn around but don't try to attack them either


Is this lady aware that this situation is very uncomfortable for you? Have you tried talking to her about this?

I mean.. 13 dogs... that just ain't right... I would be afraid as well.


"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."
Back to top
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 02:04    Post subject:
She's not the only one with 13, more or less dogs in the capital .

I think we do have, but who cares about dogs ? If they are alone, no husband, they take some pets from the streets, feed those pets and that's all .

The capital is divided into 2 parts which occur after 21-22 PM to 5-6 AM :

1. Gypsies, black individuals, you recognize them by their fat look and distorted face, they dont know what civilization is, they dont care about the people around them, they dont give a give a shit about no one, so if you encounter one of those urban organisms you have 2 choices : You either run or try to negotiate with them which usually ends up with you beaten up or having your belongings taken . It's like in that movie I AM LEGEND, at night every bad thing crawls on the streets and im not exaggerating .

2. Dogs, if you dont get beaten up by the creatures presented by me above you will most likely encounter the second danger, the dog/s .
Those creatures are extremely dangerous, running is not always an option, avoiding them is better but still you may get into another one while doing that .


wygosnik23 wrote:
Are You Serious

WTF? She has 13 dogs?


I don't know how to deal with this situation but I can suggest you:

- never run away from a dog or else it will bite you

- always face them (stay front to them), do not turn around but don't try to attack them either


Is this lady aware that this situation is very uncomfortable for you? Have you tried talking to her about this?

I mean.. 13 dogs... that just ain't right... I would be afraid as well.



I did not had time to talk with her, I don't know if she is aware or not but to be honest im really scared when I get home from work .

Never run away from a dog ? What do you want me to do ? Stand still and let the fucker come at me with its teeth out ?

How can one FACE 13 dogs on the same time ? Asking them nicely to stay in front of me so I can see them wont work .
Back to top
Newty182




Posts: 10805
Location: UK
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 02:41    Post subject:
wygosnik23 wrote:
Are You Serious

WTF? She has 13 dogs?


I don't know how to deal with this situation but I can suggest you:

- never run away from a dog or else it will bite you

- always face them (stay front to them), do not turn around but don't try to attack them either


Is this lady aware that this situation is very uncomfortable for you? Have you tried talking to her about this?

I mean.. 13 dogs... that just ain't right... I would be afraid as well.


It's probably not a good idea to just stand there and stare into the dogs eyes though, it could make the dog nervous. Also I heard you should fold your arms... But that's only if you think the dog is showing aggression towards you.

You have to just walk past, confidently.

If one of the dogs snaps and attacks you, they will all start. Get into the fetal position and hope they give up before you're mauled to death.

Good luck! Laughing


Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms


Last edited by Newty182 on Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 02:47; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Raccoon




Posts: 3160
Location: Poland
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 02:46    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
I did not had time to talk with her, I don't know if she is aware or not but to be honest im really scared when I get home from work .


Well, you said you met her every night so I guess talking to her doesn't seem to be that kind of a problem, right?

b0se wrote:
Never run away from a dog ? What do you want me to do ? Stand still and let the fucker come at me with its teeth out ?


AFAIK when you are running from a dog it just like you'd say: 'Come and get me!'. It teases dog to chase and bite you.

b0se wrote:
How can one FACE 13 dogs on the same time ? Asking them nicely to stay in front of me so I can see them wont work .


I'm not sure I got that right. So they run loose all over the street? Or you have to go trough them?

EDIT: After a little thought: Well, 13 dogs will probably run all over the street. I just can't imagine how big this herd must be. Shocked
Back to top
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 02:59    Post subject:
They are scattered on 30 meters


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
Back to top
cobALT




Posts: 2340
Location: In a world created by fascist and used by cowards to manipulate
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 03:08    Post subject:
Animal control...? Don't bother with sprays and high frequency sound gizmos, they don't work and you'll only get mangled. So, animal control.

Had the same problem last year(@ oct), got chased by by a pack of 7 dogs. It kinda went like that for about a week, until asked around(actually I used the internet) and got the info I needed to call those guys from animal control (it's actually SCC AR, in my case), they came and picked them up. Not all of them, of course, but I called again until they got them all -- took about 2-4 weeks. A bunch of lazy fucks, I know, but eventually (that's me being very insistent) they got rid of them.

I blame the gipsy hobos, those gipsy ghettos AND those fucking pro-animal morons that keep "adopting" stray dogs just so they can keep 'em around their buildings. Witch is on the streets.
I still remember that story about that 6 years old little girl from CT that got killed by a pack of stray dogs, about 1-2 years ago...
/rant


[img:91f1fb12c3 ]http://i.imgur.com/fTzqMvq.gif[/img]
Back to top
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 03:25    Post subject:
Well in this case, those dogs belong to that woman so ...


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
Back to top
aevis




Posts: 522
Location: Absurdia
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 11:31    Post subject:
Do you live in Bucharest by any chance ? Laughing
Back to top
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 11:35    Post subject:
Sure


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
Back to top
Saner




Posts: 6877
Location: Uk
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 12:22    Post subject:
Quote:
I get home from work, every night at approx : 2 AM + - some minutes and seconds, and this lady decides that this time ( 2 AM ) is a good time for her to take her dogs ( today I counted and she had 13 ) out for a walk,


She wants your man meat


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
Back to top
Rofl_Mao




Posts: 3187
Location: Nederland
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 12:58    Post subject:
If the dogs do assault you stomping their noses is a good way to scare the shit out of them, that's what I know.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
Back to top
cobALT




Posts: 2340
Location: In a world created by fascist and used by cowards to manipulate
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 13:03    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
Well in this case, those dogs belong to that woman so ...

If those are her dogs then why the fuck are they without a leash and muzzle? Just notify the authorities.

Rofl_Mao wrote:
If the dogs do assault you stomping their noses is a good way to scare the shit out of them, that's what I know.

You're not going to fight 13 dogs, you're going to be mangled before you can think about thinking how a bad idea that was.
Back to top
Reg67




Posts: 5432

PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 16:10    Post subject:
Pack not flock, birds flock, dogs erm.... pack

But yeah that would piss me off, for some reason (most) dog owners expect everyone else to feel the same way about thier walking bags of shit.
Back to top
Hierofan
Banned



Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 16:34    Post subject:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved


Back to top
aevis




Posts: 522
Location: Absurdia
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 16:48    Post subject:
You know.. I think your best bet is to get your biggest, most badass pair of boots on, along with a thick pair of pants and go out and get piss-drunk one weekend. Then when you come home at 2 a.m. you won't have any problems facing the dogs or their owner ^_^.

Srsly though, knowing the sort of stray dogs we have and ... well hoping they're only stray dogs and not some vicious attack dogs, you could prolly get away with kicking the first one in the head if it rushes towards you and then flapping your hands like an idiot while making loud noises in the middle of the street. Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them Laughing
Back to top
madmax17




Posts: 19380
Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 16:54    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved
That's disgusting, I hope somebody who doesn't like you puts poison in your food.
Back to top
garus
VIP Member



Posts: 34200

PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 17:41    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:48; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Nalo
nothing



Posts: 13515

PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 17:47    Post subject:
⁢⁢


Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:45; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
Hierofan
Banned



Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 19:11    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved
That's disgusting, I hope somebody who doesn't like you puts poison in your food.

i really love dogs, i really do, but if you'd live here you'd be 'desensitized' so to speak, sure what i said sounds and is bad but it's a good fucking solution
the whole god damn country is full of strays (the capital, Bucharest, is by the worst in this case) , and they ARE dangerous, sterilization isn't an option since you're still sending them back on the streets
they're dangerous for everyone, even drivers since you'd smash in to some dumb dog while he or she's chasing god knows what

catching them and sending them in to pounds is the same deal, a 2-3 year old or older dog has almost no chances of adoption, and after what ? like 7 days at dog pound they're put down, right ?
if you love'em so much, bring a god damn truck and you can take all of them, i'm sure everyone will be happy
also, do you know what people do here in the country side when they have enough dogs or cats and they have puppies/kitties they don't need ?
they throw them in a bad and they either go in the river or get abandoned on some distant field to die




Last edited by Hierofan on Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 19:21; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
JeanPerrier




Posts: 3247

PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 19:17    Post subject:
visit the lady and be friends with the dogs (one by one) giving them treats etc...

after a while they will all see you as the nice person who gives them treats Smile

be sure to carry them with you offcourse


Back to top
Hierofan
Banned



Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 19:27    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
visit the lady and be friends with the dogs (one by one) giving them treats etc...

after a while they will all see you as the nice person who gives them treats Smile

be sure to carry them with you offcourse

yeah of course this would work but she's insane man, 13 dogs, imagine the stench that in her house and the discomfort she's causing to her neighbours


Back to top
Invasor
Moderator



Posts: 7638
Location: On the road
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 20:04    Post subject:
Can't you ask her (nicely) to walk the dogs half an hour earlier or later? Maybe offer some help in exchange, if she seems reluctant, like dog food or something...
Back to top
madmax17




Posts: 19380
Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 20:18    Post subject:
garus wrote:
madmax17 wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved
That's disgusting, I hope somebody who doesn't like you puts poison in your food.


That's disgusting. I hope someone who doesn't like you puts poison in YOUR food.

How are you different from him? Hypocrite.
Are you stupid or something Confused I just turned what he said and pointed it at him so he could see what he said.

So he said it not me.
Back to top
Rofl_Mao




Posts: 3187
Location: Nederland
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:44    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved


Potassium cyanide, Bob's your uncle Razz


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
Back to top
Rofl_Mao




Posts: 3187
Location: Nederland
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:49    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
madmax17 wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
time to buy some poinson
when she'll let all dogs loose, you'd better prepare some doggy treats for then, something quick and easy to swallow, stuffed with poison and voila, problem solved
That's disgusting, I hope somebody who doesn't like you puts poison in your food.

i really love dogs, i really do, but if you'd live here you'd be 'desensitized' so to speak, sure what i said sounds and is bad but it's a good fucking solution
the whole god damn country is full of strays (the capital, Bucharest, is by the worst in this case) , and they ARE dangerous, sterilization isn't an option since you're still sending them back on the streets
they're dangerous for everyone, even drivers since you'd smash in to some dumb dog while he or she's chasing god knows what

catching them and sending them in to pounds is the same deal, a 2-3 year old or older dog has almost no chances of adoption, and after what ? like 7 days at dog pound they're put down, right ?
if you love'em so much, bring a god damn truck and you can take all of them, i'm sure everyone will be happy
also, do you know what people do here in the country side when they have enough dogs or cats and they have puppies/kitties they don't need ?
they throw them in a bad and they either go in the river or get abandoned on some distant field to die


Good, because I don't like dogs. In fact I don't think it's an animal anymore, but a... "thing". Shockingly enough I vote Dutch animal party PVDD... but all the stupid dog shit on the street has made me hate the dog.

But perhaps there may be hope: it's the fuckhead owners that let the dog poop where people walk and cycle. So perhaps the dog thing is not entirely to blame perhaps.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
Back to top
Newty182




Posts: 10805
Location: UK
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 00:38    Post subject:
Mcfags don't usually like dogs.

-----------------------------------

''walking bags of shit''

Poisoning

Crying or Very sad

No matter how you look at it, it is not the animals fault. It's a domestic breed animal.


Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 01:48    Post subject:
Get some bearspray!!!!!!!!!!
Back to top
FusionDexterity




Posts: 1834

PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 02:35    Post subject: Re: dog problem
b0se wrote:
Ok so this problem has been troubling me for some time now .

I get home from work, every night at approx : 2 AM + - some minutes and seconds, and this lady decides that this time ( 2 AM ) is a good time for her to take her dogs ( today I counted and she had 13 ) out for a walk, exactly in my fucking way, I have 15 meters from where i get out of the taxi and my block of flats ( place where I live ) and those 15 fucking meters are filled with 13 dogs ( dont imagine they are nice dogs, they are dogs which were taken from the streets and fed ) so for them, I'm an intruder and I'm invading their space, they are 13 and I'm one, it takes only one bark and suddenly the whole flock starts barking and assaulting me, I have been having nightmares about this, I love dogs and I am not afraid of them, I am really not afraid of them, but 13 dogs are just too much and you can fucking see the rage in their eyes ready to fucking bite your leg .

10 minutes ago after I got out of the taxi, she was there with her 13 friends, I waved at her and she told me : It's okay you can pass, they won't bite you, well fuck me a dog has teeth and surely they will ( taken from the fact that she is not the only one with 13 dogs, more or less that decides to take them out at that hour, 2 weeks ago I was assaulted by 5 of them who tried to fuck my leg, nearly escaped ) I told her to escort me to my block and assure me that I will be safe or else I will call the cops ( which will do almost nothing to her because she's just an old lady taking her dogs out and I'm an idiot wandering on the streets @ 2 AM )

The thing is that I'm fine, everything went well, but I can't get this dog thing out of my head, every night I'm thinking about this, I'm not a weak person and I'm not afraid, I just dont want to prove myself that I can do it and walk pass 13 dogs and get fucked up, and the enxt day ill be in the hospital .

I know it's a lot to read, but please do read all and give me some advices because i have fucking had enough of this shit .


thought you had a problem with your misses Laughing
Back to top
Page 1 of 2 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Bitching Session Goto page 1, 2  Next
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group