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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 19:55    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
http://existenz.se/out.php?id=37270



Mate...we really don't need that one posted for a third time in this thread. Enough is enough.

shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 20:27    Post subject:
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headshot
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Location: UK
PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 04:15    Post subject:
Seems like a sex fail to me lol

I often wondered if these guys were for real!

http://www.heaven666.org/insane-cock-brothas-myth-busted-2222.php

May the NFOrce be with you always.
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Lathieza




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Location: NL
PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 09:12    Post subject:
http://existenz.se/out.php?id=37270

Surprised

 Spoiler:
 

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 12:11    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
Seems like a sex fail to me lol

I often wondered if these guys were for real!

http://www.heaven666.org/insane-cock-brothas-myth-busted-2222.php


Don't tell me you always thought those dicks were real... Laughing
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Gomp




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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 02:00    Post subject:
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/106484/Beautiful-Girls-Kinky-Games/

about 30 mins in, trololololol Laughing
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sausje
Banned



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Location: Limboland, Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 03:03    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
http://existenz.se/out.php?id=37270

Surprised

 Spoiler:
 



Holy fuck, that turned my stomach around Neutral

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 11:28    Post subject:
Gomp wrote:
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/106484/Beautiful-Girls-Kinky-Games/

about 30 mins in, trololololol Laughing

What exactly should I see? Scratch Head
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difm




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 12:52    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Gomp wrote:
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/106484/Beautiful-Girls-Kinky-Games/

about 30 mins in, trololololol Laughing

What exactly should I see? Scratch Head


I guess Gomp is either 12 yrs old or hasn't seen intense orgasm before.

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 13:05    Post subject:
Laughing
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 14:09    Post subject:
I'm no expert or anywhere near but late night movies sometimes feature these massage like apparatuses (Fuck-machine series for example, some alternate channels really go pretty extreme though still at the same time it's often censored and cut down which I find quite funny considering the type of movies they are.) based on the screams and other effects (water / urine squirt.) they are pretty powerful devices and operate at a pretty high RPM or what it's measured in.

No idea what their original purpose is (50's nasal/chin massage apparatus commercials come to mind and what the things were actually really used for.) but it's a impressive feat of engineering if nothing else. Smile
(Or what else I am supposed to say when said screams are powerful enough to echo throughout the entire neighbourhood from a old 80's TV or where it's from, hope that didn't bother too many people actually but it seems to have worked out quite well, can't trust the volume knob any longer though, hah.)


EDIT: It still doesn't come close to the effect and power electricity can bring though, especially at the hands of a real sadist and coupled with bondage.
(Though I no longer remember the name of that movie, still there are weirder things out there like that old post here a few years back about that guy from SA making his Indonesian or what it was again puke/scat-porno.)
(EDIT: Found it - http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=4 )

EDIT: Cleaned the post a bit and removed a comment, curiosity works in interesting ways so I've watched most anything (Guess it's a natural extension of viewing b-horror movies as a kid amongst many other things.) but there's no need to specify I guess. Razz
(Internet has really made things simple though and it doesn't hurt to be versatile though I suppose it would scare off most people but that can be fun too.)


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 14:20    Post subject:
eh okay Very Happy

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2011 15:06    Post subject:
difm wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Gomp wrote:
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/106484/Beautiful-Girls-Kinky-Games/

about 30 mins in, trololololol Laughing

What exactly should I see? Scratch Head


I guess Gomp is either 12 yrs old or hasn't seen intense orgasm before.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lathieza




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Location: NL
PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2011 13:34    Post subject:
http://existenz.se/out.php?id=38439

Cockblocked?? Laughing

(she has a NICE ass tho)

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ixigia
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2011 13:44    Post subject:
The whole video is a huge wtf Laughing
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2011 14:56    Post subject:
lmfao, I like JBeckam casually dropping an essay with later corrections/addendum !
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StrEagle




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Location: Balkans
PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2011 15:06    Post subject:
COCKBLOCK!!! LOL

I think the chick behind them was watching.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2011 16:32    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
http://existenz.se/out.php?id=38439

Cockblocked?? Laughing

(she has a NICE ass tho)

Extremely funny when observed from the side.
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Hellifant




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Aug 2011 08:34    Post subject:
http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/pornchestra-9018 rather a WIN Very Happy
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Aug 2011 11:17    Post subject:
Hahahahaha

Well-made, indeed. Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Aug 2011 23:46    Post subject:
http://efukt.com/20906_Goober_Crashes_Bukkake_Party_.html

Crying or Very sad
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Aeon




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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sun, 28th Aug 2011 23:44    Post subject:
"Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2"
http://efukt.com/20912_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent_2.html
:O

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tonizito
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Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 00:09    Post subject:
Surprised

Laughing @ the soundtrack.

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 00:41    Post subject:
aeonfast wrote:
"Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2"
http://efukt.com/20912_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent_2.html
:O


Dear lord.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 00:44    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
aeonfast wrote:
"Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2"
http://efukt.com/20912_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent_2.html
:O


Dear lord.


He has some unknown-at-this-point plans for that girl's asshole. He works in mysterious ways.
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Lathieza




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Location: NL
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 02:21    Post subject:
That was some freaky shit.

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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 02:28    Post subject:
human_steel's dream I guess.. Laughing he's always talking about anuses..Cool Face
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Lathieza




Posts: 7146
Location: NL
PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 02:34    Post subject:
Yeah he probably made a list allready of all the things he would put in. Laughing

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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 02:46    Post subject:
mobile drawer.. Laughing
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2011 03:03    Post subject:
Hellifant wrote:
http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/pornchestra-9018 rather a WIN Very Happy


That really made laugh trough the whole vid! THANK YOU grinhurt
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