Fuck you breast cancer
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Sephariel




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 01:41    Post subject: Fuck you breast cancer
My manlyhood has been challenged, I feel so... I don't know, it's such a weird feeling.


I... just came back from bestbuy, I needed some blank dvds, so I see this pack of 60 verbatim, in special, 20 bucks.

Neat, so I bought them without a second look.

It had the breast cancer pink ribbon on it, whatever I thought, some money from this purchase must go to this organization.


So I got home, unwrapped the whole thing and... oh god... OH GOD NO. NO WHAT THE FUCK NO !!!





















ALL THE FUCKING DVDS LOOK LIKE THIS









What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ? Fuck ! Can I even bring the pack back to the store ?

I wouldn't even be able to write on the thing, it would be unreadable, the fucking pack is beside me, it's fucking glowing pink !

Goddammit !
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 01:50    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
Sephariel wrote:
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ?


maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 01:51    Post subject:


nouseforaname wrote:
Sephariel wrote:
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ?


maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile


That's not very nice.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 02:01    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
nouseforaname wrote:
Sephariel wrote:
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ?


maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile


+1


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Sephariel




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 02:08    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
nouseforaname wrote:

maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile


Oh :/ I thought that was the point of this section of the forum. Oh well, my bad, ignore this thread then, carry on.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 04:05    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
Sephariel wrote:




ALL THE FUCKING DVDS LOOK LIKE THIS









What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ? Fuck ! Can I even bring the pack back to the store ?

I wouldn't even be able to write on the thing, it would be unreadable, the fucking pack is beside me, it's fucking glowing pink !

Goddammit !



Use them when you record for other people, esp girls. When you give them away tell them it was for charity.

On a side note... You do like 'Boobs' and you do like women don't you? Charity in honor of the 'Boob'. Breast cancer does kill people. Think of all the women in your life that might be effected later on.
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Sephariel




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 04:15    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
pistolshrimp wrote:

Use them when you record for other people, esp girls. When you give them away tell them it was for charity.

On a side note... You do like 'Boobs' and you do like women don't you? Charity in honor of the 'Boob'. Breast cancer does kill people. Think of all the women in your life that might be effected later on.


Yeah good idea, I'll keep 'em around for this purpose. Smile

And hey, I love the boobs, if I had a choice to buy something and at the same time help out for this cause, I'd be happy to shell out the cash. But bright fushia girly dvd covers though was a quite a bad idea imo.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 05:12    Post subject:
and not even ONE 'fuck it up teh butt'?

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X_Dror




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Reg67




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 09:34    Post subject:
Could have been testicular cancer, you never know what little surprise would have been on your pretty little CD's then....
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 09:59    Post subject:
jesus who the fuck cares how they look ?
there's enough space to write on them and they're good dvds, stop being so shallow


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 13:54    Post subject:
People seem to forget that this is the BITCHING SESSION

so gtfo
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 16:15    Post subject:
i like em =)
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 16:32    Post subject:
Where are my god damned prostate cancer DVD's.
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 18:50    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
nouseforaname wrote:
Sephariel wrote:
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ?


maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile


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HubU
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 20:07    Post subject:
OH NOES! MY BLANKS DVD ARE PINK! MY MANHOOD IS AT STAKE !!1one


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 20:12    Post subject:
hahahahaha, yup

if that threatens one's manhood, there may be too much hood and not enough man after all. If you know what i mean and i think that you do xD
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 20:33    Post subject:
they're damn awesome! Just imagine the scene

a hot girl come to your place and sees them, lol what are these?! they're cute!

and you explain I've bought them to support breast cancer research

omg, he cares \o/

*instafuck*
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 21:01    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
they're damn awesome! Just imagine the scene

a hot girl come to your place and sees them, lol what are these?! they're cute!

and you explain I've bought them to support breast cancer research

omg, he cares \o/

*instafuck*


Hehe. That was exactly where my mind went too. It would impress me!



On a side note: Guys although way less common, can get breast cancer too. It is a tissue thing.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Aug 2011 23:21    Post subject: Re: Fuck you breast cancer
nouseforaname wrote:
Sephariel wrote:
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ?


maybe shutting the fuck up and not whining like a little girl might help Smile

Best piece of advice!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 02:19    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
ixigia wrote:
they're damn awesome! Just imagine the scene

a hot girl come to your place and sees them, lol what are these?! they're cute!

and you explain I've bought them to support breast cancer research

omg, he cares \o/

*instafuck*


Hehe. That was exactly where my mind went too. It would impress me!

haha I knew it Razz <3

*/me runs buying a stock of pink blank DVDs*
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