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While waiting for this to download I was reminded of, and decided to hunt down, this oh so appropriate commercial -
Gotta love the Dutch!
I know fuck all about effectively playing tennis, and every game I've tried on the PC has been a piss poor port. I'm really bored at the moment though, so tennis it is!
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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i started playing this game yesterday for 5:35:41.
of course, i ran through world tour mode with my sexy female player with calf muscles of the gods.
i normally can't stand sport type games. this game held my attention due to the lovely female character models (especially m. sharapova, c. wozniacki, and a. chakvetadze). i mean watching/playing female tennis is like soft core porn, right?
sadly, no chest jiggles physic in the game (although the female grunting somewhat makes up for this).
wtf is up with the intro song? 'i want to feel same kind of fashion...' most crappiest lyrics ever.
i do like the mini games like 'poker' and 'clay pigeons.' i also like the goofy gears you can buy. i like the sledge hammer, cowboy boots, and shorts with 'virtua' on left cheek and 'tennis' on the other cheek made all the better in 2560x1600.
xb360 pad support is perfect. no complaints here.
although i lose more matches than i win, it's still semi enjoyable with all the extras. i'm talking about the eye candy not the mini games. i mean the mini games not the eye candy?
i like the sledge hammer, cowboy boots, and shorts with 'virtua' on left cheek and 'tennis' on the other cheek made all the better in 2560x1600.
heckknow wrote:
i played as katarina and her chest is the only one that jiggles when she runs. they're made much nicer in 2560x1600 resolution.
lots of pretty much nude female characters especially towards the end of the game makes this one happily hooked. without this constant eye candy incentive, i would probably have quit the game long time ago.
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the hair physics is out of control. it's like each hair has a life of it's own. unfortunately, no chest physics for alice.
anyway, it's got near perfect xb360 pad (unable to turn off rumble/vibration) and 2560x1600 support.
heckknow wrote:
near perfect xb360 pad support (on screen button switches between kb/mouse and xb360 for no reason at all), 2560x1600 support, and character models/graphics are nice.
the one thing i must admit that kept me glued to the game is looking at e'lara's (elf chick) tan lines. it just draws my eye balls to her naughty regions.
along this line, i don't understand why character like seraphine even wears a g-string underneath her revealing pants.
heckknow wrote:
i love the mini duke segments. all the gratuity and nakedness, it's almost overwhelming to take in.
combine perfect xb360 pad and 2560x1600 resolution support plus playing as duke nukem with all his wacky one liners make this a very enjoyable game!
Creepy pervert with a 2560x1600 screen. Is he serious or is he trolling hard?? Each and every "review" of his contains 2560x1600!
i find this game very addictive , played the tour 3 times
You lose everything if you want to start the tour again with the same character?
I was going to do that until I saw the "Youre going to lose all the stars...blah blah"
Dont like the fact that I cant play for more than 1 year if thats true. Was hoping for something like the Master League from PES.
you lose your condition and stars, but the minigames' level stays so you raise your condition much faster; by the 3rd tour, you'll reach level 20 even before roland garros
What's the thing with the fucking condition level? I begin tournaments with condition full upgraded (New York, and some others before) but till I reach the final my condition is like 5% broken ankle and so on, how the fuck I'm suppose to win if the player moves like a dumy Happened at the latest 5-6 big tournaments lost the finals on each one
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@ Djokovic's mouth..wtf..
Happened at the latest 5-6 big tournaments 
