| Page 87 of 116 |
DXWarlock
VIP Member
Posts: 11422
Location: Florida, USA
|
 Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 22:02 Post subject: |
|
 |
I cant play it anymore...I gave it a good run, i really did...
but after the 40th "stop here, you cant go forward, you must wait for creatures to show up, kill them and wait for the ones you kill that conveniently unblocks the way to go by falling on something, knocking over something, or blasting through the door" i cant take it anymore. seems like one was every damn 5 minutes...
nothing ruined it for me other than that "we need to make the map last longer, toss in random fights they must wait for to finish to proceed"
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
DaLexy
Posts: 3042
Location: Germany
|
| Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 23:56 Post subject: |
|
|
Ok Guys, let this Thread Rest in Peace...
My SysProfile ッ
I ΓУPΞ LIҜΞ Д БФSS, УФЦЯ ДЯGЦMΞИΓ I$ IИVДLłD
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 00:12 Post subject: |
|
|
rest in pieces you mean... 
| Quote: | | PC awesome button = Uninstall! |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 00:34 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 00:35 Post subject: |
|
|
This was such a waste of time, it was mediocre at best.
The "comedy" was retarded, the references to other games were bad, the graphics were mediocre and the plot was recycled.
Yeah, for anyone who actually waited for this PoS for 12 years, HAHA!
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xDBS
Posts: 1937
Location: USA / Japan
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 01:41 Post subject: |
|
|
This is all a conspiracy if you ask me. This game was prolly worked on the past two years then released. This is a horrible game, the interactivity is low, and thats what I was looking forward too the most.
Having an interactive environment. This game reminds me of fucking halo.
PC Specs: A Maganavox' Odyssey
Tweaked to play Frogger, Lemmings & GTA4
----------------------------------------------------------
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
bxrdj
Posts: 1469
Location: Far from Home
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 02:20 Post subject: |
|
|
Probably the biggest FAIL in video game history ...
fuck ...
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
suprman
Posts: 651
Location: On Your mum!
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:23 Post subject: |
|
|
http://www.1up.com/reviews/duke-nukem-forever-review
| Quote: | | When the humor isn't bad it's outright revolting. Remember the kidnapped women in the second episode of Duke 3D? They're back, but this time they scream in a combination of pain and ecstasy as they're raped and impregnated. Two of them -- who had given Duke oral sex earlier in the game -- beg him not to dump them and promise to "lose the pregnancy weight." The player can then choose to kill them on the spot or watch them scream as they suffer a painful death -- exploding with their alien babies. Throughout the rest of the level, Duke encounters women in a similar state and is offered the same terrible choice: kill them on the spot or face the alien spawn. Dispatching the woman prompts Duke to quip, "They're not human anymore." |
| Quote: | | DNF is a game not even the most maladjusted 13-year-old could love. Most adults will roll their eyes (or perhaps sneer in disgust) at the game's attempts at humor, and it reeks of the developers trying too hard, something that as every teenager will tell you, is totally uncool bro. |
Review score: F as in 0/10
Fucking journos  are disgusted  because the script isn't on par with the "Am3rica Fuck Yeah!" script of CoD 
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:30 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Interinactive on Tue, 5th Oct 2021 04:58; edited 1 time in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:31 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 15:46; edited 1 time in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:33 Post subject: |
|
|
Here's a change of pace.
MEGamers - 88/100
GameFront - 85/100
PC Games (Germany) - 81/100
Thunderbolt - 80/100
PC Gamer - 80/100
GamesAktuell - 80/100
Eurogamer Italy 7/10
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:40 Post subject: |
|
|
"The Redner Group" PR firm working for 2K will "review" the reviews and decide which journos will get review copies in the future.
http://twitter.com/TheRednerGroup/status/80834594424897536
| Quote: | | #AlwaysBetOnDuke too many went too far with their reviews...we r reviewing who gets games next time and who doesn't based on today's venom |
| Quote: | | @TheDCD @planetxbox360 It's one thing to not like a game, it's an entirely different thing to rate it a 2 & b completely mean spirited |
| Quote: | | @BetaChris @GameSplash Fair is great. Even if the score is poor, as long as the review is fair...I've got zero complaints. |
| Quote: | | @ruffuswuff Bad scores are fine. Venom filled reviews...that's completely different. |
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 06:49 Post subject: |
|
|
| Interinactive wrote: | | So fucking stupid. It's supposed to be like that. Red River on the other hand is serious and sounds more retarded, I suppose that got a 7 or so? |
Bu-bu-bu-but raped pregnant women!! videogamez srs business!!!
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hierofan
Banned
Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 07:33 Post subject: |
|
|
jesus christ it isn't half as bad as some reviewers make it
gamespot gave it 3.5, the humor isn't bad at all, sure it's sometimes hit or miss but it's not overdriven
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ashok0
Posts: 1733
Location: Ohio
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 07:49 Post subject: |
|
|
Wierd, I'm at the part where you get enlarged... and while this game is no GOTY I'm actually finding it way more fun than Crysis 2 and Far Cry 2 (2 games I got so bored with I couldnt bear to finish). I'd give Duke a 6.9 or 7/10 so far.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 07:53 Post subject: |
|
|
FarCry 2 is awesome. Dont hate 
ASUS Maximus XII Formula | Core i9 10900k @ 5.2Ghz | 32GB G.Skill DDR4 4200Mhz | EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW3 Ultra Hydro Copper | ASUS ROG PG35VQ
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 10:09 Post subject: |
|
|
Far Cry 2 was fun in bursts, like playing 1-2 missions then taking a break for a few days. Any longer than that and the repetitive driving/missions started to make me sleepy. I liked how it had a hybrid system of medkit and regen for health instead of going full-regen like other games. The different healing animations were a nice touch. Too bad character selection and mission/buddy selection had no real impact on the outcome of anything.
On topic: I think I'm near the end of this game, and it's been a struggle the whole way. Not in terms of difficulty, but just to get myself to play it. I'm just doing it for Duke. Finish it. Feel content that this chapter of gaming history is finished, and move on.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
tonizito
VIP Member
Posts: 51420
Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 10:24 Post subject: |
|
|
Having played a bit more I finally found something that I missed in most of the FPS games recently: the (so called) puzzles.
And I wonder how much they're contributing to the bad grades the game has been getting so far, wouldn't surprise me if some of the POS game journos out there were stuck at some point and didn't like the lack of hand holding...
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Wed, 15th Jun 2011 10:33 Post subject: |
|
|
| tonizito wrote: | Having played a bit more I finally found something that I missed in most of the FPS games recently: the (so called) puzzles.
And I wonder how much they're contributing to the bad grades the game has been getting so far, wouldn't surprise me if some of the POS game journos out there were stuck at some point and didn't like the lack of hand holding... |
Yeah, way too many people expected simple brainless shooter from DNF, and it really isn't just that. I guess that 3D Realms, after seeing Half-Life 1/2, wanted to do something more like that. With variable gameplay, including puzzles, driving and stuff.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| Page 87 of 116 |
All times are GMT + 1 Hour |
.
