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tonizito
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Posted: Mon, 13th Jun 2011 23:05 Post subject: |
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Jim Derpling 
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Posted: Mon, 13th Jun 2011 23:07 Post subject: |
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I finished it. Stupid ending, "good" game.
Bring on Duke Begins!
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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(Nexus)
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Posted: Mon, 13th Jun 2011 23:17 Post subject: |
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deelix
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 00:35 Post subject: |
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most DLC is shitty tho... only DLC iv really liked is alan wakes DLC.
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LeoNatan
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 01:35 Post subject: |
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I bet you like Weak Anal "DLC". 
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 05:02 Post subject: |
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KillerCrocker wrote: | Thats true, Ive played some multiplayer and unlocked Asian Kitty babe. Shes nice... but she have like 2 animations and 5 stupoid texts. No strips or whatever |
One they are unlocked, then what? They stand around in your house area?
Also, I saw a multiplayer crack that is supposedly from Skidrow, but I think it's fake.
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Frant
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 07:18 Post subject: |
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http://arstechnica.com/gaming/reviews/2011/06/duke-nukem-forever-review-barely-playable-unfunny-and-rampantly-offensive.ars
Quote: | In another scene, a woman sobs and asks for her father. You see, the women in the alien craft are being forcibly impregnated by the aliens, and during your journey, you hear a mixture of screams and sexual noises. After I accidentally blew up a few of these female victims in a firefight, Duke made a joke about abortion.
This is what passes for humor in the game. It's not racy, it's not funny, and it makes you feel dirty. Every time I put the controller down, I felt the need to rub my hands on my jeans as if the game were making me physically dirty. It's like watching your uncle tell racist jokes at Thanksgiving and praying someone has the guts to tell him to cut it out, but this time it's interactive—and you're the uncle. |

TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 07:32 Post subject: |
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The Ars Technica reviewer sounds like a complete pussy. People complaining about sex and dirty jokes in a Duke game need to man the fuck up.
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 07:50 Post subject: |
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It's been revealed on the Gearbox forums that that reviewer has never played the game. He's been a troller on the site for weeks now.
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 07:52 Post subject: |
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Link? How was it "revealed"?
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 10:14 Post subject: |
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randir14 wrote: | The Ars Technica reviewer sounds like a complete pussy. People complaining about sex and dirty jokes in a Duke game need to man the fuck up. |
If that's the level of humour in the game he does have a point, it sounds almost like it's been written by someone who's never played Duke, he's just been told "It's offensive and people love it".
They've gone straight for offensive, bypassing humour and completely missed the point.
As i say but, if that is the level of humour in the game.
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 10:54 Post subject: |
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quick look of DNF x360 on giantbomb.
They generally hate the game, think its ugly, unadult and not fun. But they are glad that they finally could play it and finish that part of their lives:P
3080 | ps5 pro
Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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Frant
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 11:45 Post subject: |
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DNF is a stigmatising game. Very very few reviewers would dare give it a good score out of simple peer pressure. It's the norm to bang on DNF whether it deserves it or not.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 11:48 Post subject: |
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....i uninstalled the game...even playing on hard mode this game is just bad bad bad ><......thou gives me the creeps at the Duke Dome level when you're into the alien comb or the "3 titted boss" world....*Shivers*
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 11:48 Post subject: |
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DNF is infact still trolling gaming.
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ClaudeFTW
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 12:01 Post subject: |
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DV2 wrote: | ....i uninstalled the game...even playing on hard mode this game is just bad bad bad ><......thou gives me the creeps at the Duke Dome level when you're into the alien comb or the "3 titted boss" world....*Shivers* |
How are you people getting the "shivers" during such tame levels.
Shit, if you start playing Amnesia you get a heart attack?
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ClaudeFTW
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 12:31 Post subject: |
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Then I guess I'm badass like that.
CHICKS, Y U NO LIKE MY FEARLESS NATURE IN GAMES?! 
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 13:44 Post subject: |
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-100
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 14:02 Post subject: |
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+1 for -100
Enthoo Evolv ATX TG // Asus Prime x370 // Ryzen 1700 // Gainward GTX 1080 // 16GB DDR4-3200
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 14:09 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 20:08 Post subject: |
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Frant wrote: | DNF is a stigmatising game. Very very few reviewers would dare give it a good score out of simple peer pressure. It's the norm to bang on DNF whether it deserves it or not. |
Conspiracy!! It must be since they don't give out good reviews of this horrible POS... And they don't laugh at stupid dick jokes? How dare they!!
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LuckyStrike
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 21:27 Post subject: |
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I guess some ppl should be limited to THE SIMS least they be offended.. 
Epsilon wrote: | Meanwhile the people of that generation will call those guys relics, and not move with the times when everything is auto fucking. |
EyePatchLives wrote: | Press X to tame beasts. YOU ARE DA BEASTMASTER!!! |
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Posted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 21:57 Post subject: |
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Fabs wrote: | Frant wrote: | DNF is a stigmatising game. Very very few reviewers would dare give it a good score out of simple peer pressure. It's the norm to bang on DNF whether it deserves it or not. |
Conspiracy!! It must be since they don't give out good reviews of this horrible POS... And they don't laugh at stupid dick jokes? How dare they!! |
I'm sure they laughed at Bulletstorm's "1 million shit cocks in my anal dick hole" or whatever the fuck stupid dialog it had.
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