Kidney stone update; one pic of the hose;-)
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 17:28    Post subject: Kidney stone update; one pic of the hose;-)
A couple of weeks ago i got a kidney stone as most of you know:-)
Anyway, it has not been getting any better and still hurts as hell. So yesterday i was back inte hospital for my scheduled x-ray.
First of all them bastards wont let you eat before an x-ray, so i had not eaten any solid food since sunday (suck ass) and when i got there the shot me up with contrast fluids to be able to se the kidneys better:

Xray-1: Only the right kidney shows up Shocked
Ehhrm! Lets wait for an hour before the next x-ray to see if the left kidney will load up the fluids. Said and done (by now i havent eaten for 40 hrs).
Xray-2: Same result, now doctors are staring to get worried, since the damn kidney is obviously not functioning at all!
Ehrrr! will try again in 45 min, Ok i say.
xray-3 Same result, nothing goes in and nothing comes out of my kidney Shocked
Doctors are speaking to eachother for about 25 mins and then im put in a god damn cat scan machine, and finaly the can se whats going on. There is a big fucking rock in my kidney thats slowly killing it by clogging it up.
Doctor: We need to do something bout this asap! Me: sure, bring it on.
Ok since there is a 5 week que to get the stone pulverised with ultrasound we need to put a tube in your back to drain the urine.
Yeah! sounds nice lets do that:-)

So on friday the are going to showe a big needle with some kind of small hose on into my back and straight into my kidney, and they are goiong to leave it there for 5 weeks and i will have to piss through my back and in to a bag thats taped to my side, LOL
I gonna have to change Piss bags a couple of times a day:-) for 5 weeks.

This is going to be awsome! I'll post pictures of the hose as soon as i get back from the hospital. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 17:36    Post subject:
LMAO. that sux man haha.

i can remember they use to remove kidney stones by entering a tube or something simular through the urinepipe or summat. Meaning they had to put a tube in to your penis Shocked

glad they can now remove it by ultrasound Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 17:46    Post subject:
Yeah! its going to be hillarious pissing trough a tube into a bag on my back. LOL


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 17:56    Post subject:
so will you intenially piss thorugh the back or is it more like something you can't do anything about.

ayways...hope you get better soon and all goes well and all


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:14    Post subject:
Im going to have a tube through my back into my kidney, and the tube will be connected to a bag taped to my back to collect piss in:-)

Its only for 5 weeks tough, after that things will be back to normal!


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:30    Post subject:
glad ur so happy abt pissin in a bag. u know what'd i'd do.. sit on a bus and spill ur drink on the seat when some1s sat near u. go o shit my bag musta bust and show them ur bag of piss Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:30    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
LMAO. that sux man haha.

i can remember they use to remove kidney stones by entering a tube or something simular through the urinepipe or summat. Meaning they had to put a tube in to your penis Shocked

glad they can now remove it by ultrasound Smile


You can remember?? Very Happy
Anyway. you remember wrong. They only go in through your penis to remove bladder stones, not kidney stones.
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:33    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
glad ur so happy abt pissin in a bag. u know what'd i'd do.. sit on a bus and spill ur drink on the seat when some1s sat near u. go o shit my bag musta bust and show them ur bag of piss Very Happy


and you wonder why people run for cover when they see you

@ollax. you could also piss it out Very Happy but i guess its to big for that


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:45    Post subject:
At least you sound in pretty high spirits for someone who's about to start pissing out of your back Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 18:50    Post subject:
killingBill wrote:
skidrow wrote:
LMAO. that sux man haha.

i can remember they use to remove kidney stones by entering a tube or something simular through the urinepipe or summat. Meaning they had to put a tube in to your penis Shocked

glad they can now remove it by ultrasound Smile


You can remember?? Very Happy
Anyway. you remember wrong. They only go in through your penis to remove bladder stones, not kidney stones.


thank god i havent had them. But you're right, i was thinking of bladderstones Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 19:19    Post subject:
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At least you sound in pretty high spirits for someone who's about to start pissing out of your back Laughing



Cant wery well break down and cry now, can i?

Its going to be interesting!


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 20:16    Post subject:
you know what's more interesting? A colostoma Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 20:37    Post subject:
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you know what's more interesting? A colostoma Very Happy


Thats just gross, this is cool Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 20:53    Post subject:
man thats sux good luck
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 23:21    Post subject:
You realise you're not going to be able to physically control the pissing into the bag, it's more like it's going to trickle in.

Would be funny is somone squeezes it or something. Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 23:29    Post subject:
ahh shit sorry to hear that Sad

Anyway you could also give the bags away as Juice or maybe even sell 'em


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 23:41    Post subject:
He could probably use it as weedkiller. Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th May 2005 23:43    Post subject:
or take it to the beach and sell it to the jelly fish stung public?

i still say my idea is better Smile it's like something off candid camera Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th May 2005 00:51    Post subject:
That's really a shitty or pissy situation...!
What are you going to say at work... Embarassed

i'll tell you the annoying things:
- you're going to smell a little like piss
- you're gonna freak out when the bag starts to get full
- you can't sleep lying back
- you're gonna loose a hand when moving ... bag carrying

The positives:

- the Experience!!
- A lot of jokes to tell
- The storyteller : " you think that is bad ?! well i had a kidney stone so large that....
- You're going to save the kidney!!

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PostPosted: Thu, 5th May 2005 00:55    Post subject:
In case of animals, stones in the urinary system are mostly caused by a wrong diet...so did you eat lots of chalk? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th May 2005 02:27    Post subject:
I'm waiting for the part where you post the paypal-info so we can donate comfort-money.


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th May 2005 04:57    Post subject:
He won't smell of piss. Have you smelled those bags. He's gonna smell like a purfumed nancy boy for five weeks.

Reminds me of that song. Don't stand, don't stand so colostomy.
Very Happy


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Join their forums. Maybe you could ask where to download warez there. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th May 2005 10:47    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
I'm waiting for the part where you post the paypal-info so we can donate comfort-money.


Oh would you Very Happy ?


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 18:05    Post subject:
I'm now officially a cyborg:-)

The showed a fucking wire straight trough my kidney, and it hurt like a son of a bitch! Very Happy Its been bleeding since friday morning, and finally it seems like thats over at least!






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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 18:07    Post subject:
man, that sucks... It really do...


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nice picture btw Laughing


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you look assfucked man Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 18:48    Post subject:
Hang in there........hose!!! and you too ollax!
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 19:23    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
you look assfucked man Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy


Ollax gets an anal probe!


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