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xAiTheHitman




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 08:21    Post subject: Insert Punisher Here
If you could insert The Punisher in any movie, what would it be?

I'd insert The Punisher and have him murder everyone when they got on the island in House Of The Dead.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 09:57    Post subject:
Laughing Twisted Evil

I got a few:

We Were Soldiers - Read "Born"

Payback.

Assault on Precint 13.

I got more though can't put words on 'em yet.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 11:43    Post subject:
any chris tucker movie


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 12:16    Post subject:
Hopefully he would also kill Chris Tucker.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 12:48    Post subject:
Any romantic movie would do Very Happy
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xAiTheHitman




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:29    Post subject:
Insert Punisher in the new Amittyville horror remake, lol. As soon as The lutz's experience the bullshit in the house insert Punisher as a demolitionist where he blows the house of the map from inside the basement Laughing

Problem solved. Now millions of lives are saved from watching this movie.

Also, have him kill the director after he finishes his demolitions on the house. Kill 1 life, save millions.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:34    Post subject:
You don't like chris tucker? Shocked

ummm idk...... the punisher? sucky character really Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:43    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
You don't like chris tucker? Shocked

ummm idk...... the punisher? sucky character really Very Happy


Them fighting words Twisted Evil

Mutantius!! I think your needed Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:59    Post subject:
Well he's not a proper comic book character, i mean he's nobody Smile i'd much rather have batman save the day Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 19:04    Post subject:
i would insert the punisher in front of a speeding train.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 19:17    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Well he's not a proper comic book character, i mean he's nobody Smile i'd much rather have batman save the day Smile


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i didnt like the punisher but didnt dilike it either


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 19:24    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Well he's not a proper comic book character, i mean he's nobody Smile i'd much rather have batman save the day Smile


The hell, proper? Not proper? How can a comic book character not be proper? Because you dont like him?

And Jean. Whats wrong with the old Batman episodes? They were fun. West and Ward were awesome.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 19:28    Post subject:
Well he's nobody really... just a bum who goes around at night killing bad guys :/


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 19:29    Post subject:
I'd insert the Punisher into this thread ... that'll learn you to insult him Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:02    Post subject:
I would insert punisher in things ass! The thing could just flex his anus a couple of times and punisher would be no more.

Or maybe in the same prison cell as the Hulk, so he culd be hulks assbitch!


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:17    Post subject:
Put him in spanglish. He'd kill the shit out of Tea Leoni for being an annoying whore.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:48    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Well he's not a proper comic book character, i mean he's nobody Smile i'd much rather have batman save the day Smile

You will be punished Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:49    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
I would insert punisher in things ass! The thing could just flex his anus a couple of times and punisher would be no more.

Or maybe in the same prison cell as the Hulk, so he culd be hulks assbitch!


He actually feeds the hulk with C4 in one of the knight series Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 21:02    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
ollax wrote:
I would insert punisher in things ass! The thing could just flex his anus a couple of times and punisher would be no more.

Or maybe in the same prison cell as the Hulk, so he culd be hulks assbitch!


He actually feeds the hulk with C4 in one of the knight series Wink


Yeah an Hulk burps an then rips punishers head of and shit the C4 down his throat Very Happy NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE HULK!


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 21:24    Post subject:
nah, he had a remote control with it Razz

sublime wrote:

Well he's nobody really... just a bum who goes around at night killing bad guys :/





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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 21:30    Post subject:
Thats what I call being p0wned.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 22:40    Post subject:
xAiTheHitman wrote:

And Jean. Whats wrong with the old Batman episodes? They were fun. West and Ward were awesome.


i dont remember me saying they arent fun


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 23:25    Post subject:
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i dont remember me saying they arent fun


You dont like Batman in general, atleast thats what you said. Hey thats an opinion.

I know back in the days of West and Ward, it was campy. But it was good because they actually relied on detective work which is what Batman is all about. I know the comic books told a different story. They went on to tell how he was the dark knight and it was a dark story.

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Well he's nobody really... just a bum who goes around at night killing bad guys :/


I wasnt aware that The Punisher only strikes at night. All super heros take on the bad guys. With that comes a story. Maybe because The Punisher isnt exactly popular next to the Batman franchise. That doesnt exactly mean hes no good. In fact, The Punisher is probably the most skilled crime fighter out there. Hes living proof along with Batman that it doesnt take super powers to defeat villians.

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Yeah an Hulk burps an then rips punishers head of and shit the C4 down his throat NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE HULK!


Fuck the Hulk. You do realize that when Frank Banner mutates into the Hulk, he doesnt exactly become a thinking super hero? Thats his weakness. He doesnt think. He just goes around ripping shit to shreads.

Please stop the flames with The Punisher. Its a Punisher thread.

Now if you want to ask a good versus question, ask this.

Who wins:

The Punisher vs. SpiderMan

Maybe Mutantius can answer this. I think Punisher was in Spiderman comic books once.
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 01:30    Post subject:
xAiTheHitman wrote:
Who wins: The Punisher vs. SpiderMan


SpiderMan is a pussy Very Happy The Punisher would ... well ... punish him Smile


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xAiTheHitman




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 02:08    Post subject:
Quite true. I can see Punisher outsmarting him tactically.

How about this one:

The Punisher vs. Jason from Friday The 13th? Laughing

I can see it now.

Frank Castle is sent on a highly covert ops mission in the heart of camp crystal lake. Whats the outcome?
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 02:11    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
You don't like chris tucker? Shocked


not in movies...he is like the 90ies eddy murphy...


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 04:58    Post subject:
o... i liek him, rush hour was good Very Happy

hmmmmm spiderman would easily kill the punisher. the punisher wouldn't be able catch spiderman so once all his ammo is gone spidey will just web him up Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 06:50    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
o... i liek him, rush hour was good Very Happy

hmmmmm spiderman would easily kill the punisher. the punisher wouldn't be able catch spiderman so once all his ammo is gone spidey will just web him up Smile


Using Spidey as a good shield:



Surrounded Spidey with 20 Claymores:



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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 06:52    Post subject:
xAiTheHitman wrote:



Maybe Mutantius can answer this. I think Punisher was in Spiderman comic books once.


Yeah they worked together in the early series though in the more "newer" comics we see:

*Scroll up*


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 06:59    Post subject:
but spidey is super cool, and can just web all the triggers Smile


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