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 Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 06:10 Post subject: Project save firemaster |
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CODE NAME: GLUTEUS MAXIMUASS
Soldiers of "The Hump". Approximatively 5 days ago agent Shrimp reported Lieutenant Firemaster was under enemy surveillance from an unknown enemy to our squad. It was hours later when Corporal Garus was running a recon mission to acquire more information only to find FireMaster was meeting with a mistress. We regroup thinking nothing was off till we received an emergency transmission that "mistress" was in fact working for the enemy.
Intel has it, the enemy has engineered a fat woman looking walking amphibian capable of swallowing a whole human being to bring back to base for toture.
Lt. Firemaster has an important usb drive stored in his anus that holds key targets of our enemy as well as our secret locations of the humps.
We will be launching our derpmobiles in approx 32 hours upon re-activating our team.
We will re-acquire you FireMaster.
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Neon
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 09:54 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | [OCN]SpykeZ: your balls my chin
Neon: sure
[OCN]SpykeZ: glad we could have this conversation
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 09:54 Post subject: |
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This situation is getting out of hand. I'm calling in the elite commando we only use in tight situations like this. Captain Neon!
[edit] CAPTAIN NEON!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE DEBRIEFING!
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 12:12 Post subject: |
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Human shield tonizito ready for action, sir!!!
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 17:12 Post subject: |
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garus
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 17:13 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 17:25 Post subject: |
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Greedy hookers, fat stalkers and rivers of alcohol are draining my man, let's save him before it's too late!
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helvete
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2011 17:51 Post subject: |
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I have to admit.
 Spoiler: | It's-a me,
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Clown Fiesta
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 07:53 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 08:52 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 09:26 Post subject: |
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deelix
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 14:30 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | wtf is dis shit  |
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garus
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 14:48 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 14:57 Post subject: |
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The inverted derp pear has its charm, it reminds me of Krang from the Ninja Turtles |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Mon, 9th May 2011 19:20 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | That one is even better than the original.  |
Inverti-derp to the rescue!
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 03:33 Post subject: |
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Firemaster! Transmission has been recieved. Can you give an update to your current situation. We are experiences delays on the building of your rescue team. Some of our agents have derped since last activation and can only the handling of 1 button. We are currently trying rectify this.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 04:03 Post subject: |
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I am facing all sorts of hazzards. I repeat -.....qskd"'"çéà'_é" twilight ç"'ç"é'";q]@ xenu =à"ç'"éà"çsdflkdsfezi Befo- ....... I don't ...... HE COMES.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 09:00 Post subject: |
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I am SUPER-SONIC-POWERED-SNIPPER-PISTOL-SHRIMP
How can I be of service?
| Spoiler: | ya, I am a bit slow. It took me this long to come up with a responce |
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xDBS
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Man, you okay?
PC Specs: A Maganavox' Odyssey
Tweaked to play Frogger, Lemmings & GTA4
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Morphineus
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Hmm, we finally thought you ended up on some slab for organ donation. 
Wut b happening?
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