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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jun 2004 05:30    Post subject: Very funny
A gift for His Sweetheart A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweethearts birthday. So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, the clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.

Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before put them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. and be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just think how many times, I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All My Love, Hollingsworth

P.S. The lastest Style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jun 2004 05:42    Post subject:
nice one Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jun 2004 20:12    Post subject:
hehehehe Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jun 2004 22:10    Post subject:
hahaha every fuuny! I wonder what she said? HEHEHEHE

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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jun 2004 23:59    Post subject:
lol

Pretty good. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Jun 2004 00:34    Post subject:
ROFL


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jun 2004 12:20    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jul 2004 19:52    Post subject:
Maybe a very mad expression Razz


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