I have bad luck
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:36    Post subject: I have bad luck
first, my 285 GTX dies.

second, I bought a Samsung Galaxy S I9000 on amazon.de and I'm still waiting. they gave me some weird fucked up trackingnumber...it doesn't even work. It was supposed to be here like... 3 days ago.

I wrote them 3 days ago and asked where the fuck my phone is. Do you think I got any response? - nothing!

AND now my Philips Prestigo SRT9320 won't work (touchscreen remote). I bought that fucking thing 2 weeks ago on amazon.de



REALLY? are you guys at amazon.de FUCKING with ME?

Fucking trolls.
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:38    Post subject:
Seems like you have a static electricity problem. You need to discharge by masturbation.
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:58    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
Seems like you have a static electricity problem. You need to discharge by masturbation.

Laughing Laughing


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Goon
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:06    Post subject: Re: I have bad luck
Kurosaki wrote:
first, my 285 GTX dies.

second, I bought a Samsung Galaxy S I9000 on amazon.de and I'm still waiting. they gave me some weird fucked up trackingnumber...it doesn't even work. It was supposed to be here like... 3 days ago.

I wrote them 3 days ago and asked where the fuck my phone is. Do you think I got any response? - nothing!

AND now my Philips Prestigo SRT9320 won't work (touchscreen remote). I bought that fucking thing 2 weeks ago on amazon.de



REALLY? are you guys at amazon.de FUCKING with ME?

Fucking trolls.


Wow your life is so hard ... My life is such a walk in the park
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Kurosaki




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Location: germany
PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:31    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
Seems like you have a static electricity problem. You need to discharge by masturbation.

Laughing Laughing


*fap fap fap fap*

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:43    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
Seems like you have a static electricity problem. You need to discharge by masturbation.


What if he jerks off on a carpet? Then the charge will be uber strong


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 21:00    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
Seems like you have a static electricity problem. You need to discharge by masturbation.


What if he jerks off on a carpet? Then the charge will be uber strong

He'll jerk off on himself. But then again, a static charge could still be produced by his body hair. Sad
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8ball




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Apr 2011 04:49    Post subject:
ground yourself before touching electronics
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Apr 2011 05:33    Post subject:
I complain about my expensive purchases
I have bad luck
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