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Nalo
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 11:25 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 11:34 Post subject: |
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 12:47 Post subject: |
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| Neon wrote: | | Sabin1981 wrote: | haha my fiancee would HATE it if I sat on the toilet to take a piss  |
Fiance? Don't you have a wife already?  |
Nah divorced, she didn't like homefront  |
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 12:48 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 13:30 Post subject: |
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Pumpabin1981 strikes again
@Sabin: He's back!
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 13:53 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | zipfero wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: |
I am being honest; I never piss on myself nor my surroundings  |
Then you've never pissed outside |
Touché sir! Ok, I'll reiterate.. I've never pissed on myself, nor any area of my bathroom outside of the toilet bowl
Better? |
Oh wait: guess it depends on your kind of toilet as well. I have the third kind, with the kind of porcelain table thingy in the bowl. Pee splashing is pretty much unavoidable. Unless you have some kind of 20cm wang. The first type makes splash free peeing much easier -- just hit the water and you're good. I don't like having a crap on those though. The water tends to splash into my back door when the log drops
The table thingy is also the reason why I know how long my log is... it won't go down until I flush [/img]
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 13:59 Post subject: |
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Ah!! Yeah, good point. My toilet (indeed, most toilets I've ever used) are the 1st kind. I've seen #2 a lot, but never seen the #3 =)
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Nalo
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 14:26 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 18:04 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Ah!! Yeah, good point. My toilet (indeed, most toilets I've ever used) are the 1st kind. I've seen #2 a lot, but never seen the #3 =) |
Wtf? I've never seen #2 anywhere. The third must be a specific Dutch crapper.
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 18:12 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: | ... Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE |
Yeah I know... potty talk is actually vulgar . What many people sadly don't know is that the water closet is one of the first marvels of the Western world. A hygienic and easy means of disposing the daily urine and feces. By contrast: toilets and sewers are still absent in the majority of the 3rd world.
Trivia: one of the founding fathers of our water closet is Thomas Crapper 
1880s: Thomas Crapper's plumbing company built flush toilets of Giblin's design. Although not the original inventor, Crapper popularized the siphon system for emptying the tank, replacing the earlier floating valve system which was prone to leaks. Some of Crapper's designs were made by Thomas Twyford. The similarity between Crapper's name and the much older word crap is a coincidence.
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 18:35 Post subject: |
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I have #1 but with narrower water part. I've seen #3 and it's totally messed up! I mean, your crap just stays there :\
I try not to look into my poo, altho from the look of the poo you can actually say a lot about your health...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 02:01 Post subject: |
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If I sit down while taking a piss my cock grinds against the rim of the toilet bowl, how the hell is that more hygienic?
you guys are pussies
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Ankh
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 07:58 Post subject: |
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Stand in public restrooms. Sit at home
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W123
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 11:52 Post subject: |
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I sit too. More relaxing and no splashing, plus I dont have to ever touch the toilet seat to flip it up or pull it down
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Nalo
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 12:23 Post subject: |
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Technically sitting is supposed to be healtiher too.
You'll be able to fully empty your bladder and it is supposed to be better for the prostate too.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 12:41 Post subject: |
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| oxyeL wrote: | A few days ago I was in this girl's house. She lives with other girls... So I went to the bathroom and while standing, peeing and admiring the tidiness of the place, Suddenly I found a sticker similar to this on the wall-
Peed on it.
Winning. |
I don't think you were in a girls house, enjoy your delusions.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 13:35 Post subject: |
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This convo reminds me of:
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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helvete
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 14:48 Post subject: |
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| wizarD. wrote: | If I sit down while taking a piss my cock grinds against the rim of the toilet bowl, how the hell is that more hygienic?
you guys are pussies |
Wtf? Grinding against the toilet rim... I guess not having a cucumber sized reproductive organ does have its advantages
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 14:51 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | Technically sitting is supposed to be healtiher too.
You'll be able to fully empty your bladder and it is supposed to be better for the prostate too. |
Prostate troubles... most men will get enlarged prostates when they're about 50. Not everyone has the "balls" to get the surgery done though. I've heard a story of a dude who'd rather wear diapers all day than get his prostate fixed.
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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bxrdj
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Ankh
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 19:56 Post subject: |
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I sit at home but stand everywhere else. only reason i sit at home is because my whole bathroom was gutted and remodeled last april. since it's just me and the wife i couldn't bring myself to be the sole reason the toilet gets a beard and spots of dried piss here and there. pissing into water will splash, end of story. you can straddle that mofo and piss straight into it while standing but it's still going to splatter.
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Ankh
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Mar 2011 20:01 Post subject: |
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| killabyte wrote: | | I sit at home but stand everywhere else. only reason i sit at home is because my whole bathroom was gutted and remodeled last april. since it's just me and the wife i couldn't bring myself to be the sole reason the toilet gets a beard and spots of dried piss here and there. pissing into water will splash, end of story. you can straddle that mofo and piss straight into it while standing but it's still going to splatter. |
...but the splatter will stay in the toilet. Atleast ive never experience it splatting up where you sit or outside the toilet.
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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