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 Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:40 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| fisk wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | | And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie |
No, you do just fine at that without sitting. Well done! |
Crawl back under your bridge.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:50 Post subject: |
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:59 Post subject: |
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I quit a long time ago anyway. I don't do it anymore.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:01 Post subject: |
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fisk
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:20 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | fisk wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | | And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie |
No, you do just fine at that without sitting. Well done! |
Crawl back under your bridge. |
Oh the irony.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:24 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: |
Crawl back under your bridge. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:26 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Rofl_Mao wrote: |
When peeing wearing shorts, I've noticed my legs getting an invisible golden shower. Pee my jeans would normally soak up. The bathroom walls and floor are also served a portion of splashed urine. Very small amounts maybe, but in a week or so all those tiny specks of urine just make your bathroom filthy and unhygienic.
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Jesus H Christ... are you registered as legally blind or something? Your dick isn't as long as you think it is.... stand closer 
Let's all have a show of hands; Hands up if you spray the entire bathroom while taking a piss.
*looks around*
Yeah, exactly. LRN2AIM, N00B. And no, I don't sit down like a little pansy girlie unless I'm taking a crap. |
Yeah nice tumbleweed animation . But I can "aim" just fine. You try peeing standing without trousers and then be honest: did you feel anything splashing against your legs? 
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:28 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:32 Post subject: |
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Voted. I sit or squat in the bush
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fisk
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:50 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: |
Crawl back under your bridge. |
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Certainly, after you stop sucking I shall return under the bridge.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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zipfero
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:55 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 20:55 Post subject: Re: Men peeing sitting down |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 21:03 Post subject: |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 22:00 Post subject: |
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Neither.
I usually lean over the toilet with my left hand placed on the wall and use my right hand to take aim.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 22:12 Post subject: |
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Standing up, and preferably against a tree.
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 00:14 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | Neither.
I usually lean over the toilet with my left hand placed on the wall and use my right hand to take aim. |
That's the classic morning pose for me 
And trying to pee while having a hard on is impossible. Well at least it's impossible to pee downwards
And I always clean after peeing (I don't care to aim precisely)...
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 02:22 Post subject: |
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
Piss like a man ffs.
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 02:31 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
Piss like a man ffs. |
Yeah! And you'll be a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 03:06 Post subject: |
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haha my fiancee would HATE it if I sat on the toilet to take a piss
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Frant
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Neon
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 08:46 Post subject: |
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Standing.
Q: Does anyone have a crap and not piss at the same time? You see when I was in hospital as a kid, I was stuck in a bed fro a few months and every time I asked for a cardboard thing to take a crap, I was always asked if I needed a piss too.
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:37 Post subject: |
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Nope crapping and pissing at the same time. Sometimes it goes in turns.
Empty again 
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:37 Post subject: |
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| Newty182 wrote: | Standing.
Q: Does anyone have a crap and not piss at the same time? You see when I was in hospital as a kid, I was stuck in a bed fro a few months and every time I asked for a cardboard thing to take a crap, I was always asked if I needed a piss too. |
Well I always piss after I take a dump :\
Sometimes tho when I gotta pee really hard, I have a feeling that I need to take a dump as well... Must be the bladder pressing the bowls or sth...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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fisk
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 10:50 Post subject: |
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I know what that is....its the lame ass fucking avatar sharing 
Makes people confused
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Horrordee
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| Posted: Sun, 20th Mar 2011 11:06 Post subject: |
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Rate my poo.com
Anyway, unless I have a boner I stand. Even when I do have wood, I generally do a handstand*
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