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TSR69
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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 20:53 Post subject: Today in the supermarket	Quick Quote Quote

I walked in, grabbed a plastic shopping bag and there stood a pretty woman at a round table with a sign that said: "Free fat measurement" O.o This is translated literally but in Dutch it sounds as stupid as in English. Apparently you could have your body fat measured for free, wow. She started to take interest in me and then I smiled at her and said: "I already know I am too fat." But come on! Now the hippy health gurus are watching me when I am shopping? This is unasked for!

human_steel

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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Are you really too fat?

moosenoodles

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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Do you live in the usa? http://www.speedtest.net/result/4302967033.png

WaldoJ
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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:04 Post subject:

I lolled when you said pretty woman... like there are pretty women where you live... please.

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TSR69
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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

human_steel: Yep I am too fat but not as bad as nouseforaname.

TSR69
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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:07 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

I lolled when you said pretty woman... like there are pretty women where you live... please.

Maybe you should visit the Netherlands once Waldo. You will love the Dutch girls although it might not be mutual.

moosenoodles

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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:15 Post subject:

iconized wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

I lolled when you said pretty woman... like there are pretty women where you live... please.

Maybe you should visit the Netherlands once Waldo. You will love the Dutch girls although it might not be mutual.

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Posted: Fri, 14th Jan 2011 21:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

So..all that we want to know is, did you bring the pretty woman to your apartment? Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]