The Guy With The Penis Tattoo
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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 07:06    Post subject: The Guy With The Penis Tattoo
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 14:03    Post subject:
This thread is a tad gay if you ask to me (And no, I have no intention to admire a dick Laughing)
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 16:47    Post subject:
Its not about a persons cock mate - its about a cock tattoo. We've had this story in the forum before. A guy who thought he was getting a chinese symbol (or something similar) on his back but instead the guy made a giant cock (bad one too Very Happy)


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 17:11    Post subject:
A white guy walks into a toilet and starts urinating.
Seconds later a black guy enters the toilet and starts urinating next to the white guy.
Ofcorse the white guy wants to see if the black man's cock is big as they say, so he looks and sees W==y tattooed on his dick, and says:
- Hey i have that tattoo too! So your girlfriend's name is "Wendy" too eh?
- No man, my tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"!
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 17:25    Post subject:
...and that story reminds me of when my mate was on Barbados. He's a big bloke (skinhead bloke) and went into a public toilet to take a piss...he told me this HUGE black guy came in and stod next to him...then leaned over and said "Nice dick mon!" - thats when my mate ran away! Very Happy


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010 20:22    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
Its not about a persons cock mate - its about a cock tattoo. We've had this story in the forum before. A guy who thought he was getting a chinese symbol (or something similar) on his back but instead the guy made a giant cock (bad one too Very Happy)


Haha yeah I've just watched the video and it's definitely "better" than expected Very Happy
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