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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 14:41 Post subject: |
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yeah that happens a lot 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 15:10 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 15:16 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 15:44 Post subject: |
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I always check before sth like that might happen...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 19:44 Post subject: Re: lol wat |
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| Mussolinka wrote: | Shitty day, due to heinous crime of toilet paper theft I had to wipe my ass with a sock at the university today 
If it isn't clear I disposed of it after the act |
Wiping your ass with a sock! Actually I think that's not such a bad idea at all!
Have you also got any tips for log jams in the toilet? 
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 21:50 Post subject: Re: lol wat |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 22:25 Post subject: Re: lol wat |
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| Mussolinka wrote: | | Rofl_Mao wrote: | | Mussolinka wrote: | Shitty day, due to heinous crime of toilet paper theft I had to wipe my ass with a sock at the university today
If it isn't clear I disposed of it after the act |
Wiping your ass with a sock! Actually I think that's not such a bad idea at all! |
Yeah, I was actualy quite proud of myself!
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Have you also got any tips for log jams in the toilet? |
Yeah, not give a shit and be a man  |
I'm afraid I'm more man than most people would like. In case of an emergency I chop up the log with my hands. Covered in plenty of toilet paper naturally.
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 23:28 Post subject: |
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Do you karate chop the log? Or like..use your finger like a miniature axe?
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2010 23:37 Post subject: |
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| Spazmotic wrote: | | Do you karate chop the log? Or like..use your finger like a miniature axe? |
Judo Chop 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 19:03 Post subject: |
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Does anyone know what people used a thousand years ago to wipe their asses?
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 19:07 Post subject: |
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water from streams...pinecones..1000 year old stuff?
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tonizito
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 19:27 Post subject: |
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| notyouraveragetobias wrote: | | Does anyone know what people used a thousand years ago to wipe their asses? |
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 19:34 Post subject: |
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| Spazmotic wrote: | | Do you karate chop the log? Or like..use your finger like a miniature axe? |
I shoot poo busting laser beams out of my eyes of course.
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 19:39 Post subject: |
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Interesting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper#History
It says a long time ago people used rags, wood shavings, leaves, grass, hay, stone, sand, moss, water, snow, maize, ferns, may apple plant husks, fruit skins, or seashells, and corn cobs, depending upon the country and weather conditions or social customs to wipe their asses. I guess poor people in the 21st century should be happy they can afford toilet paper... It must of sucked to be those people who had to use wood shavings, stone and sand. LOL
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 21:05 Post subject: |
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Should not be a problem unless you have PWD (Premature Wiping Disorder).
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 21:32 Post subject: |
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and what if you were a woman with stockings ??
lol
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Nov 2010 21:58 Post subject: |
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What if you were a guy with stockings? I'd poke a poop hole in mine for simplicity.
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 19:23 Post subject: |
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| notyouraveragetobias wrote: | Interesting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper#History
It says a long time ago people used rags, wood shavings, leaves, grass, hay, stone, sand, moss, water, snow, maize, ferns, may apple plant husks, fruit skins, or seashells, and corn cobs, depending upon the country and weather conditions or social customs to wipe their asses. I guess poor people in the 21st century should be happy they can afford toilet paper... It must of sucked to be those people who had to use wood shavings, stone and sand. LOL |
Wiping your ass with corn cobs?I think that's a little rough on the anus 
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:43 Post subject: |
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Corn cobs can't be as bad as wood shavings... Corn cobs don't give you splinters...
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