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 Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 15:59 Post subject: If we're so advanced as a civilization |
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then why are we still cleaning our asses with paper ? 
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_SiN_
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TSR69
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 16:06 Post subject: |
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You can also wipe your ass with a newspaper or with cotton. If it is the practice itself that disgusts you, you should stop eating and opt for parenteral nutrition.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 16:41 Post subject: |
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First piles then this? You are all anally obsessed!
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 18:49 Post subject: |
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cause the 3 sea shells haven't been figured out yet
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Oct 2010 19:33 Post subject: |
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I never got that 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 10:46 Post subject: |
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because it beats using:
your hands
a toothbrush
leaves
rocks
shards of glass
household pets
cookies
a vacuum cleaner
a ping pong ball
a knife
the bible (that things already got more than enough shit in it)
a tickle-me elmo doll
an umbrella
a turnip
a stepladder
a scalpel
cheesecake
a wristwatch
sunglasses
a tube of superglue
an elephant
a fishing pole
a fine dining set
an octopus (though try telling that to the japs... i mean wtf, amiright?)
a fridge magnet
a GI JOE action figure
a lolly pop
a boomerang
a stapler
a cellphone
a flashlight
a tv remote control
that tie you bought your father last christmas
a hairbrush
a simpsons dvd box set
a ceiling fan
a dog turd (fresh or crunchy)
car keys
a potato
etc...
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 11:42 Post subject: |
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I agree, if you have a better idea patent it, sell it and you'll be rich, I can't think of a better way to wipe your ass, maybe a Chinese slave can lick it but that's so 1880's.
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 12:02 Post subject: |
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I'm more curious as to where Chiv got that list.
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b0se
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 12:44 Post subject: |
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Why do we still poop ?
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 12:52 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 13:08 Post subject: |
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Wow what a wicked bidet! Mine looks sth like this:
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 13:13 Post subject: |
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i never understood these things. why do people use these things?
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b0se
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 13:26 Post subject: |
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Wait a second, how the fuck are you supposed to shit in that thing ?
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 13:33 Post subject: |
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| b0se wrote: | | Wait a second, how the fuck are you supposed to shit in that thing ? |
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 13:49 Post subject: |
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| manu_xl wrote: | | i never understood these things. why do people use these things? |
Personal hygiene?  |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 14:50 Post subject: |
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You don't shit in that  You clean yourself after taking a dump in there And I use it to wash my feet before I go to sleep...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 20:32 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 20:39 Post subject: |
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| Frant wrote: | | dingo_d wrote: |
You don't shit in that You clean yourself after taking a dump in there And I use it to wash my feet before I go to sleep... |
So you wash your ass AND your feet at the same time, with the same hands?  |
Yeah I just squat in there and turn the water
Oh and I never took a dump before I went to bed :\ It's usually in the morning...
Anywho we have normal toilets where you poo in the water, and that can be pretty annoying when water squirts back on your ass (I can't find the appropriate fuuuuuuu picture ). But that's why you have the bidet 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Oct 2010 20:44 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | Anywho we have normal toilets where you poo in the water, and that can be pretty annoying when water squirts back on your ass (I can't find the appropriate fuuuuuuu picture ). But that's why you have the bidet |
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