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vaifan1986
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As I view my past life, on the anniversary of the day I escaped from the matrix, I realize I haven't done anything. Sure I fucked chicks, got drunk, went to college, but nothing of substance. Haven't really made a mark on the world. When you google my name, you get a shoe salesman in the southern part of my country as a result.
Thanks to the internets, even making a jackass out of myself wouldn't make news, because everything that could be done, has already been done.
And I'm fucking 24 years old. 24!!!! Fuck all you motherfuckers younger than me. And all of you with better net speeds, fuck you twice. All sorts of people are crawling from under the woodwork and spouting crap about responsibilty, marriage, kids, steady job, and the whole time I'm thinking about tits. And beer. Why does the gradual decay of cells automatically imply increased maturity? Fuck off. I want my puberty back. Fuck off with your suits and briefcases and diapers and pension plans and home loans and the rest of the shit.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Gonna go get drunk. Maybe I'll forget I start work next week.
Tits and beer.
That is all.
Micek:
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WaldoJ
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wake up.
drink.
go to sleep.
wake up.
drink.
go to sleep.
wake up.
Seriously bro... life is only as exciting as you want it to be.
There is so much you can do with your life.
Thinking that you're wasting it, then you are.
Life is for living and life is short.
Happy birthday, but seriously, go out, stand still in the middle of a bridge and look up. Whenever someone looks up to see what you're looking at throw a water balloon at them.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Frant
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2010 17:59 Post subject: |
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Kill a movie star.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2010 18:01 Post subject: |
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Have sex with something other than poultry.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2010 18:02 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | wake up.
have a wank
drink.
have a wank
go to sleep.
have a wank
wake up.
have a wank
drink.
have a wank
go to sleep.
have a wank
wake up.
have a wank
replace wank sock
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Fixed
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2010 18:05 Post subject: |
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Nalo
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b0se
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TSR69
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Happy drunk birthday! Tomorrow perhaps start thinking about what to do with the rest of your life, 24 years is really young, everything is still possible!
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ixigia
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helvete
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Ha ha! I'm younger than you! 
Happy b-day I guess...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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garus
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2010 19:44 Post subject: Re: Fuck, it's my birthday |
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Lutzifer
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since this is the bitching section, i wish you got some bitches for your birthday! 
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deelix
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ixigia
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I wonder where is Vaifan in this moment...though according to his post I bet that he's heavily drunk and asleep on the tits of some experienced Croatian hooker
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deelix
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| ixigia wrote: | | I wonder where is Vaifan in this moment...though according to his post I bet that he's heavily drunk and asleep on the tits of some experienced Croatian hooker |
They are really expensive here :\ I mean the experienced ones 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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SycoShaman
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| tainted4ever wrote: | Srecan rodjendan
@dingo: $35 isn't expensive for tourists  |
35$ where?! Tell me man! tell me!
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| dingo_d wrote: | | tainted4ever wrote: | Srecan rodjendan
@dingo: $35 isn't expensive for tourists |
35$ where?! Tell me man! tell me! |
Don't worry Vaifan will reveal us all the details and the coordinates as soon as he recovers  |
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Rofl_Mao
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You want your puberty back? Ugh, I'm glad mine is over. The good thing about maturity is having a balanced mind 
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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SycoShaman
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| Rofl_Mao wrote: | | You want your puberty back? Ugh, I'm glad mine is over. The good thing about maturity is having a balanced mind |
TOTALLY agree
I like being 33. i have life experience, wisdom etc When your between 13 and and 21, u dont really have a lot of life experience ya know?
I liked being a teen cuz of teenage pussy that was the only good thing about being a teen...that and being charged as a minor lol |
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vaifan1986
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Location: Birthplace of the necktie.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Oct 2010 19:51 Post subject: |
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First of all, thank you all for your kind wishes, especially swingman<3, who reminded me why I love this place.
I'm finally sober enough to type on one keyboard.
It took a barrel of Erdinger Dark Weissbier and a few awesome friends to put things in perspective. There's no reason why the tits and beer lifestyle needs to end, just because I got a job and have parents screaming for grandchildren. If the internet has taught me anything, is that the ignore button works quite good in real life.
The lesson learned: There's nothing a mixture of friends and booze can't fix.
Also, some trannies have their adams apple reduced with surgery.
@dingo_d
The whores in Zagreb are hideous fucking C.H.U.Ds.
Go to Purgeraj or Jabuka on thursdays, and fuck some barely legal tits for the price of a single jägermeister.
The same applies to Močvara when it's Dirty Dancing night.
Micek:
i7 4790K @ 4.6GHz- Gigabyte Z97X-Gaming 3 - 980 WF3 \o/ - 16GB Corsair - WD 4TB - Mountain of SSDs - Dell UltraSharp U2414H 24''
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