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 Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 03:28 Post subject: [iPhone]HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1 |
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Listen up, meatsacks. No doubt you’ve been waiting years for a half-decent game to show up in the Adventure category of the App Store. Well, this is it. Half-decent, as promised.
And, if I may just add something here...
#1 ROLE PLAYING GAME in the USA, UK and around 20 OTHER COUNTRIES. Not that we're all that surprised; the game is at times so beautiful and clever it makes you want to cry.
EPISODE 1: WE NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
When a hostage crisis erupts in the centre of Clappers Wreake, only one man has the diplomatic finesse to defuse a simmering situation before it boils over into a stew of butchery and bloodshed: Detective Inspector Hector. He’s all they’ve got. Literally. All the other negotiators are dead. Hector has a choice to make: carry out the terrorist’s curiously altruistic demands, or watch as his fellow officers are picked off one by one. Hector’s still on the fence.
Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop.
Do all the things you’ve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young man’s trousers, kick a heroin addict into a cardboard box, enter a porn shop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag... all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D.
Did we mention? It’s not for kids.
This isn’t one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-there’s-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point 'n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners.
WHAT YOU GET:
- 18 sordid, filthy, rundown locations
- 23 well-developed & witty characters (+ 1 stinking drunk)
- 40 Inventory items (includes Free Lubricant!)
- 397 interactive objects
- 2421 spoken lines of dialogue
- Cinematic cutscenes
- Original score
- A good few hours worth of low action puzzle-solving gameplay
WHAT WE GET:
- Your cash.
Look, we honestly don’t care if you like it. We just want you to buy it. If you don’t, you’ll never see Episode 2 or 3.
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Watch HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE teasers and trailers on http://www.youtube.com/user/thehectorfiles
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Hector's just returned from San Francisco where he attended the Apple WWDC 2010. Follow him on Twitter: @diHector |
The humor in this game is completely awesome. If you like penny arcade comics and the likes, I suggest you get this!! AMAZING!!
review on it:
http://www.touchmyapps.com/2010/06/11/hector-badge-of-carnage-ep1-in-review/ |
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WaldoJ
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theres a lot of good telltale games on there too.
also monkey island games are amazing.
wallace and gromit. sam and max.
hahahaha. i remember you bashing the ipods and iphones and ipad and look at you now... joining the darkside. lol. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 04:26 Post subject: |
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haha and I feel dirty!!
I dont' so much have a problem with the hardware (except the macs), it's the company I really dislike and I still wouldn't own one of these had I not gotten it for free.
None the less, the game market on this thing KILLS what android has right now. Hopefully it'll catch up soon enough..or at least most of these getting ported over <3 I will say though, it's nice being able to conserve my battery a bit lol
They pulled a csi miami meme in this game lmao
epic quote "looks like this criminal.....just got charged"
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 04:52 Post subject: |
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the apps are awesome too. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 05:05 Post subject: |
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Haven't really looked into the apps yet, not sure I'll have a use for those unless theres something mind blowingly awesome that my droid doesn't have.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 05:08 Post subject: |
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theres a lot actually 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2010 23:22 Post subject: |
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well i beat it lol, game is surely a diamond in the rough. Hope episode 2 comes out
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2010 10:41 Post subject: |
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Hector is an awesome game. I played this a while ago. I was really impressed and highly amused.
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2010 20:46 Post subject: |
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| headshot wrote: | | Hector is an awesome game. I played this a while ago. I was really impressed and highly amused. |
<3 was right up there with the leisure suit larry games >.< wonder when episode 2 is coming! |
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