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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 17:31 Post subject: |
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Spoken like a true console derp.
There's a reason being stealthy about it and minimizing casualties gives you a better score.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:04 Post subject: |
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To assume Hitman is about guns it to assume assassins creed is about his pointy sticks. if you play it for that reason you are truly a console derp. You just play for the shiny objects. You likely played NFS:Underground as well because you could add all kinds of shiny paint to you rcar; forget the fact that it moved, and may of moved quicky... you could add paint...and rims, SHINY SPOILERS OMG... ..hmm what was I talking about...I feel the need to install Undergroud now...
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:07 Post subject: |
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kingpug wrote: | Hitman is about killing someone, how you do that is your choice, if you want to blow the fuck out of everyone then you can, if you only want to kill the main target with poison or whatever, you can, understand? professional hitmen DO use guns, I suggest you read up about it and get a clue because you honestly have none, if you want to choke everyone then fine, but don't cry like a bitch when other people want to play it differently.
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You can play however the fuck you want since the first game, what's your point again?
Or right, you want flashy gunfights and a cover system. Yup console derp indeed
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:09 Post subject: |
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That is my point, you can play however the fuck you want, yet because I wanna shoot people I'm a console derp? you guys are fucking clueless.
"There's a reason being stealthy about it and minimizing casualties gives you a better score."
There's a reason the game has guns.
You guys are crying like a bunch of bitchies because someone wants to use guns on a Hitman game? lol holy shit, incredible.....................
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:11 Post subject: |
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You are the one crying there is no cover or whatever shiny bullshit you are missing from the gun play. 
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:17 Post subject: |
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Whatever... Timothy Olyphant totally managed to utilze the cover system in the movie.. I should be able to use it, have a silly ending, see some boobs and hack the internets. This is what hitmans is about.. serious business.
P.S. Your arguement is now invalid.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:18 Post subject: |
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Where did I ask for cover? and I'm not the one crying because someone wants to use guns? go back and read. I'm asking for a proper next-gen game, but these babies need to cry some.
You're bringing a movie into a game? lol fail.
Is everyone this retarded and babyish here? it's like a console forum tbh.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:20 Post subject: |
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kingpug wrote: | a proper next-gen game |
Hi IpwnU.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:25 Post subject: |
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I wouldn't be surprised if they did actually introduce a cover system in H5.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:27 Post subject: |
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Honestly I wouldn't either.... And I couldn't say I'd mind it. I have some problems with the hitman controls similar to the control issues i've always had with Tomb Raider games, all trolling @kingpug aside. I wouldn't want full boar GoW sprint slamming against cover, but would mind a little cover ducking to add to stealth dynamics. Maybe something similar to Assassin creed where you cannot attack out of stealth except via melee. I would not want a peek and shoot.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:29 Post subject: |
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MirkoOdora wrote: | I wouldn't be surprised if they did actually introduce a cover system in H5. |
Why would they? it's not like real Hitmen use cover or anything they just run into a room and LOS the guards who are 2 inches away but because of the pathetic AI they don't see you, before choking someone with fibrewire and running out.
I know people are too butthurt to admit it, but the Hitman games are shit compared to most games, the AI has always been terrible and the graphics/controlls are average at best, but I wouldn't expect most of the people here to understand anything about Hitmen, after all this is the same forum that jizzed over Mafia 2 because it "looked good" so they obviously have no clue about games.
As I said, Hitman has guns, it's about professional hitmen who use guns, if you don't understand that by now then do some research.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:31 Post subject: |
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kingpug wrote: | I wouldn't expect most of the people here to understand anything about Hitmen |
Whatever dude i'm Triple OG, that's the state of being three times as OG as the first level of OG , and it's a mother fuckin noun so i know what i'm talking about.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:34 Post subject: |
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That retarded bullshit sums it up.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:35 Post subject: |
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Yes, we are retarded. You wouldn't want to be on a forum full of retards, right? Please leave. For your sake, of course.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:35 Post subject: |
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kingpug wrote: | That retarded bullshit sums it up. |
So then leave this forum and don't come back if you don't like it.
Problem?
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:37 Post subject: |
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Why leave? I love trolling and there are alot of mongs to be trolling here, so I might aswell turn into all of you and post alot of useless shite just to troll. The more the merrier, I can be a saddo like iNatan and live here posting 29175 troll posts, sounds fun.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:38 Post subject: |
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Ah, so keep up the good work then, you are doing splendid already. 
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:38 Post subject: |
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...I don't like his methods...but the logic is sound.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:43 Post subject: |
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I do believe Firemaster just told you to GTFOff his lawn.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:51 Post subject: |
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There's nothing to fix about Hitman. They were all masterpieces. But earing that the 5th is probably going to be developed by the K&l2 crew just gives me the shivers. We're all used to seeing our beloved games turn into shit, but some hurt more than others.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:53 Post subject: |
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Spazmotic wrote: | Honestly I wouldn't either.... And I couldn't say I'd mind it. I have some problems with the hitman controls similar to the control issues i've always had with Tomb Raider games, all trolling @kingpug aside. I wouldn't want full boar GoW sprint slamming against cover, but would mind a little cover ducking to add to stealth dynamics. Maybe something similar to Assassin creed where you cannot attack out of stealth except via melee. I would not want a peek and shoot. |
Right. And if I'm not mistaken there was a sort of "enter cover" context action in previous Hitman games where you could crouch behind objects or peek around corners. So I hope they don't get carried away if they decide to expand, improve or streamline that feature.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:54 Post subject: |
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Spazmotic wrote: | I do believe Firemaster just told you to GTFOff his lawn. |
Nobody fucks around in MY turf, he just got hit.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:56 Post subject: |
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MirkoOdora wrote: | Right. And if I'm not mistaken there was a sort of "enter cover" context action in previous Hitman games where you could crouch behind objects or peek around corners. So I hope they don't get carried away if they decide to expand, improve or streamline that feature. |
Yes, you could enter closets (and fridges and what not) to hide and peek through the key-hole. But that's too advanced for a next-gen game. In his world, aka the Splinter Derp Confiction world, merely crouching in the shadow near an object is enough to hide you from highly skilled defense personnel, and he wants the same derp in Hitman as well. 
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 18:59 Post subject: |
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For some reason conviction made sense to me , because I was watching the final season of 24 at the same time. And in my mind (I'm sure nfohump is to blame for this shit) 24 and Conviction became the same entity, where Sam Bauer was a fucking panther, bashing in armored car windows while hiding in the shadow cast by his own huge american penis.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:00 Post subject: |
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I don't like games where my protagonist is a panther, where a simple push of a button simply drags you meters away to the nearest "pipe" to climb or cover or whatever usable enviroment, Conviction was nothing more than an interactive CGI movie and sadly that's where most games are heading these days, soon it'll all be just about QTE.
PS: I don't particularly appreciate ninja posts, Spazmotic.
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:02 Post subject: |
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I dunno..I dug the "Panther".. The dragging was odd where I clicked and he'd just walk 20 feet to a pipe as if sucked in, but all in all it was kind of a neat experience where i didn't have to restart 20 times to avoid detection.
P.S. I posted first, I-Ninjitsu, Yu-Ninja
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Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:17 Post subject: |
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Ahhhhh that post came off as way too trollish even for me... I dunno I consider myself a bit of both... Like I said i wouldn't mind the tuck and cover system for Hitman. Hell I didn't mean mind the autoplay feature of some games. I don't have the fucking time for some games to sit around and hit retry 10-20 times before I find the perfect symmetry between pipes, walljumps, gadgets, and my silenced pistol, before i beat an area . I do not think however that makes me a "console derp", because alot of games I cannot fucking stand on console. I think Platformer (GoW12345678910(General Gameplay mechanics, story, lack of skill involved), Prototype, Just Cause 2, etc) belong on the console platform, while I cannot stand to play games like..WaW, MMOs ( EQ Online, FF, etc) [insert another FPS/RPG here] on the console. Either way I'll buy Hitman as I have all the hitman games.
Speaking of hit... Imma duck and cover...sleepy time and I should of known better to get into this with you 
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