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 Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 00:48 Post subject: Life is GRAAAAAND! |
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Or, how it sucks.
I win a contest to get a guided crayfishing tour, YAAAAAAAY!
Go up and get 300+ huge crayfishies.. will be yummie stuffs! 
Go to car when it's over, car won't start, and gushes fuel through a tiny hole in the gasline, must have just scratched a rock on the way in... 
Soooooo.. now my car is parked in the middle of a horsepasture, 10 miles from the main road, and naturarly, I was the last one out, no cellphone coverage, walk back with all the crayfishies, and I guess, try to get a truck out in the morning for a tow to nearest mechanic..
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! 
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 00:51 Post subject: |
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If that's your biggest problem in life I'd really like to switch problems with you -.-
| sabin1981 wrote: | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork  |
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Nalo
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wawrzul
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:55 Post subject: |
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| Reklis wrote: | | If that's your biggest problem in life I'd really like to switch problems with you -.- |
Ever heard of RELATIVITY? (of problems, that is)
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:59 Post subject: |
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actually, no.
Enlighten me, please?
| sabin1981 wrote: | | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork |
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:23 Post subject: |
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It means that 50% of people dont care about your problems and the rest are glad that you have them
I like men now
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helvete
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 18:02 Post subject: |
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Well, got a towtruck out this morning..
The car had seized up, nothing worked, so he had to drag it out, 30 metres with gear in and brakes on through muddy field...
SQUEAEAAAAKK! CRACK! BONK! were some of the noices I cringinly heard..
Actually, glad I apparently this year checked for extra coverage on the insurance, so the tow wont cost (would have been 800 euro, deep forest recovery rate, weeeh!), and most likely everything is covered.. If it's scrap metal, I get 80% of market value.. not bad.
And the crayfish are turning out nice! LOL! Now I just gotta friggin' WALK TO WORK! AAAAH!
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Aug 2010 19:34 Post subject: |
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Glad everything worked out
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 01:46 Post subject: |
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| Reklis wrote: | | If that's your biggest problem in life I'd really like to switch problems with you -.- |
No shit.
I'm 21 years old, balding so I have to shave it off, work at a fucking McDonald's and will probably never get laid by anyone other than desperate ugly hambeasts.
Now if I was ugly it wouldn't matter but I'm attractive and need my hair. >:
Still sorry to hear about what happened to you and glad it worked out for you.
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