had a dodgy stomach all day ive had about 6 different shits.
they started nice and solid and got a little more sloppy each time the 6th was like a huge cowpat in the toilet.
i had the urge again so i step into the bathroom and pull my pants down and let out a small fart
i notice my arse now feels wet and look down to see some spots of brown shit in my pants that are around my ankles i just think to myself of shit i best get on the toilet fast i position myself to sit down but fuck! shit rain has hit the toilet seat
i whipe it and sit down and dont want to stand back up the floor is splattered with shit rainand my arse felt like its covered in choclate milkshake.
i just had a shower and realise for the first time in 29 years i shit my self
i was about to go to bed aswell but now im wondering if i should wait and see if i need another shit or not i dont want to ruin my sheets
That sucks my brother; you had what I like to call a ninja shit, one that just sneaks out without even you realizing what happened until its too late.
Back in my high school days....... I was in the gym with my friend and we were about to finish our workout. I wanted to leave cause I had to go shit, but he wanted to do one more set of preacher curls..... I'm like "fine hurry the fuck up and lets go!", so he finishes and tells me I need to do a set and gives me all this lip about it. I agreed, to finally shut him the fuck up so I can get out and enjoy my poo in peace. I clenched my stomach a bit when doing the exercise and poo'd right away had to run to the bathroom and toss my undies..... fuck, I'll really miss those undies
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had a dodgy stomach all day ive had about 6 different shits.
they started nice and solid and got a little more sloppy each time the 6th was like a huge cowpat in the toilet.
i had the urge again so i step into the bathroom and pull my pants down and let out a small fart
i notice my arse now feels wet and look down to see some spots of brown shit in my pants that are around my ankles i just think to myself of shit i best get on the toilet fast i position myself to sit down but fuck! shit rain has hit the toilet seat
i whipe it and sit down and dont want to stand back up the floor is splattered with shit rainand my arse felt like its covered in choclate milkshake.
i just had a shower and realise for the first time in 29 years i shit my self
i was about to go to bed aswell but now im wondering if i should wait and see if i need another shit or not i dont want to ruin my sheets
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Don't know is it sleep deprivation or something else, but you own me a new keyboard
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
just been at the medical clinic for something unrelated and i were sat in the waiting room trying to hold a fart in for about 10 minutes lol , luckily i think everything which could come out has came out but my stomach still feels a bit off
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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