Obesity
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 14:48    Post subject: Obesity
Fuck! SHIIIIT!

As I pass 25years friends start to get fat. Girls I knew for years and thought of banging suddenly turn into monsters!!

Fuck this living standard. This is serious problem, little like ninja aids.

What's up with people and stuffing food when they're not hungry?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 14:59    Post subject:
economy crisis = depression = eat
but braw, in the 1900s fat womens were considered hot and sex worthy and skinny birds were thrown into the fields.

I dunno. There's so much fat in the air it's scary. You eat the same thing over 25 years and suddenly it turns against you. Ps. your metabolism slows down at 25.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 15:28    Post subject:


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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 17:40    Post subject:
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 17:43    Post subject:
You choose what you eat, the wealth is not the problem. I choose to eat the typical healthy food in moderate quantities, hence I'm not fugly!


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helvete




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 17:44    Post subject: Re: Obesity
StrEagle wrote:
Fuck! SHIIIIT!

As I pass 25years friends start to get fat. Girls I knew for years and thought of banging suddenly turn into monsters!!

Fuck this living standard. This is serious problem, little like ninja aids.

What's up with people and stuffing food when they're not hungry?

That's why you should never marry young.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 17:44    Post subject:
I have heard men in really poor African countries south of the Sahara, are fond of obese white women. So if you need some lovin'... Ivory Coast should be your next stop! Plus all that lard may actually stop a machete or two.


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Jul 2010 18:02    Post subject:
fatties need sex to! maybe now they are fat they have lower standards and you could be pleasently suprised.

they turned you down in the past even when they were shit faced with no dignity! but now my man! your in with a shot! steam in with a kfc bucket! its almost garunteed sex!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Jul 2010 00:29    Post subject:
my girl is a bit on the heavy side. i don't care. she's great in bed. great fun. awesome in everything. It's great. Dating skinny birds is great and all... but a lot of these model types are as shallow and provide conversations based on the gossip tabloids. It's not that fantastic. Skinny emo girls are great, but not that fun all the time. Skinny educated birds have self esteem issues.

It's hard to find the perfect balance. Find a girl you find attractive and interesting. Not just attractive. Because sooner or later those cute sounds she makes when you fuck her, become annoying. Soon, the way she eats will become annoying. Dating a pretty hot attractive girl lasts only for a couple months, few years tops. Because beauty can be replaced. Either by a younger girl, or a richer guy.

Guys in long term fantastic relationships are happy because they find their mates attractive/interesting as do the girls. Relationships that do work, work because the parties aren't dating for looks. They're compatible and shit. C'mon!

ps. smoking hot girls are the easiest to get. You got low self esteem. Superiority complex. Massive ego. Also a slew of issues. Know the right words. Know the right things. And you're in. You can as easily get in with a monstrous fatty with a bucket of kfc as you can easily get in with the cover girl of FHM UK with a pen, paper, guitar, straw hat, small cock, cheeky smile and lousy poetry written by justin beiber.


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Jul 2010 01:14    Post subject:
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Jul 2010 12:55    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
my girl is a bit on the heavy side.


in b4 timechange asks for pics


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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Jul 2010 13:03    Post subject:
Shut up fattie


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Jul 2010 13:07    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
my girl is a bit on the heavy side.


in b4 timechange asks for pics


Laughing Cool Face lol wut


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