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WaldoJ
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230 am. my leg is on fire.
i wake up and i see a large red bump and im all like did a wasp sting and my reflexes are so lame that i just found out i got stung.
but no. i try to crawl back to bed. i pick up my blanket and a spider fucking crawls out.
natrually i jump back and stare at it until i decide to finally move and run to pick up a glass.
i trapped it.  fucker is scary looking.
six Long legs.
Grey-Yellow abdomen.
got like a black mouth.
i can't sleep. At all. FUCK. it's 3. if i survive till 8 am. ill be good. i'll go to work. lol.
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Frant
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helvete
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 09:38 Post subject: |
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All spiders have 8 legs.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 09:43 Post subject: |
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yeah noticed that mistake also, 6 legs, u have some odd spiders 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 09:52 Post subject: |
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it does have 8
but it was using two to play with its mouth
so i miscounted. sorry.
I'm a bit freaked out only burning spider bite is from them poisonous spiders :'(
i now have a dollar coin size rash thing that's burning
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:10 Post subject: |
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The spiders we got here don't bite afaik, at least they are all harmless.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:21 Post subject: |
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You got rid of it!? Damn, mate.. that was THE worst thing to do. If you've gotten a poisonous spider bite, you're supposed to - if possible - trap the spider and take it with you to the doctor or emergency room. That way they know which genus of spider it is and what antidote, if any is required, to be used.
Hope you feel ok mate, but if your leg is really "burning" - I say don't take the risk; get down to the emergency room if you can.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:35 Post subject: |
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the burning comes and goes and the big red blotch is gone
i didn't get rid of the spider
it's still stuck in a glass and it keeps rubbing its mouth and staring at me
FUCK
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:40 Post subject: |
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Ahhhh, ok! Glad to hear you're starting to feel better. It was probably just an initial reaction =)
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:43 Post subject: |
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lol. regardless of what it was. i can't sleep. my eyes are closing... but im terrified. lol. i fucking hate spiders. there aren't many deadly spiders in toronto. first thing i found on the net for a burning bite was from a brown recluse spider. then a hobo spider. and it looks like every spider out there to me right now cause i'm freaked out
my lil hairs keep rising here and there and i keep thinking another fucker is crawling on me
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:46 Post subject: |
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Aye, I'll join you on that bud! Spiders freak me the fuck out and as soon as I learned that the most prevalent spider in America is the fuckin' BROWN RECLUSE??? Well, that pretty much cures any desire of mine to visit there *shudders*
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 10:50 Post subject: |
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lol yeah and there are now black widows in canada too
it's fucking disgusting
it's crawling around in the glass and its freaking me out lol
every spec of anything makes me think spiders
i have those black skin pigmentations ala beauty marks around my arm and stuff and i keep freaking out
i need sleep cuz they look like they're moving
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:12 Post subject: |
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Every spider has venom, but not every venom is harmful to humans. You should sterilize the wound and just for the safe side take one antihistamine, just to be safe...
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:16 Post subject: |
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i don't have any of those things!
it looks like
only with 8 long legs and it's head is darker than just one spot
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:25 Post subject: |
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So it's the same size as sesame seeds? if so then fuckin lol 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:33 Post subject: |
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no it's like 10x bigger. sesame seed look like its egg
this thing is like... one sec
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 12:25 Post subject: |
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lol @ that pic
Empty again
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 13:18 Post subject: |
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eeek! nasty little bugger :\
Anywho how come you didn't kill it (with or without fire )? My first instinct when it comes to bugs (which I hate) and spiders is: squish it!
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Frant
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 14:22 Post subject: |
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I read about the Yellow Sac spider (and the others I put up images of) and some of them are poisonous but not like the black widow or brown recluse. More like wasps etc.. Obviously you could get an allergic reaction and go into shock, but that's rare. Still, if you start feeling worse (chills, fever, weakness, fatigue etc.) (don't mistake your angst and fear with symptoms though) you should go see a doc.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 15:09 Post subject: |
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| Frant wrote: | | I read about the Yellow Sac spider (and the others I put up images of) and some of them are poisonous but not like the black widow or brown recluse. More like wasps etc.. Obviously you could get an allergic reaction and go into shock, but that's rare. Still, if you start feeling worse (chills, fever, weakness, fatigue etc.) (don't mistake your angst and fear with symptoms though) you should call an ambulance. |
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 15:28 Post subject: |
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Fucking gross man, no shit this thread is literally giving me goose bumps. That fucking clock spider made me cringe real bad lol.
I'm a real bitch when it comes to insects of any kind, i can't fucking stand them.
This happened to me once as well (did not get bitten), but was hanging on my bed watching the tube, all of a sudden I see the fucker coming down off the ceiling and land on my bed. I could not find him after that point. I ended up sleeping on the couch in my living room.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 19:59 Post subject: |
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Imagine what the spider is thinking: OMFG THAT FREAK HAS GOT ONLY TWO EYES AND LEGS I'm outta here.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Jul 2010 20:16 Post subject: |
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more like: I wonder how good it feels to set my teeth in his flesh.
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