holy fuck it hurts!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:05    Post subject: holy fuck it hurts!
jesus mother of fuck shit
lololol
they blocked the nerves for 16-24 hours.
i can start moving my fingers
jesus

fuuuuck!


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:18    Post subject:
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Stay strong Waldo!

btw, who are "they"? the spirits of the cursed elbow?
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:22    Post subject:
had a bone graft today lol
they stuck me with needless and froze the nerve endings of my entire right hand
it was like rubber lol
i walked for a sec with what felt and looked like a melted plastic arm

you know in cartoons when some one gets hit and their body goes spastic their arms re wavy and shit

yeah its fucking possible in real life
the after math fucking suck
its waking up and fucking hurts!


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 05:12    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
had a bone graft today lol
they stuck me with needless and froze the nerve endings of my entire right hand
it was like rubber lol
i walked for a sec with what felt and looked like a melted plastic arm

you know in cartoons when some one gets hit and their body goes spastic their arms re wavy and shit

yeah its fucking possible in real life
the after math fucking suck
its waking up and fucking hurts!


Just keep pouring those vicodins or tylenol #3's into your system. Or perhaps you've got stronger stuff?


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 06:17    Post subject:
ratio-oxycocet
oxycodone + HCL & acetamino

basically they gave me percacets


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 07:55    Post subject:
oxycodone = very good stuff.


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 08:02    Post subject:
doesnt reAlly work with broken bones
just mskes you drowsy
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 08:10    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
doesnt reAlly work with broken bones
just mskes you drowsy
lol Sad


Hey, it's transformed into pure morphine just like heroin and other opiates. Perhaps you just need to up the dosage.. Smug


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 08:13    Post subject:
lol nah they already put me under today dont wanna risk it
ill prolly take 2 tomorrow


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 08:50    Post subject:
It only hurts the first few times, Waldo, then you get used to it and will even find the pain "stimulating". Smug
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 08:53    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
It only hurts the first few times, Waldo, then you get used to it and will even find the pain "stimulating". Smug


Laughing

Anyway ... good luck waldo... hope you manage to come through today Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 09:02    Post subject:
lol i am a masochist but its a diff kind of pain
one of those with each heartbeat it hurts lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 09:14    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
lol i am a masochist but its a diff kind of pain
one of those with each heartbeat it hurts lol


Smoke some weed.. it calms you down


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 09:35    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
lol i am a masochist but its a diff kind of pain
one of those with each heartbeat it hurts lol


Smoke some weed.. it calms you down


THC (or some other substance from marijuana) is actually painkilling.


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 10:25    Post subject:
Ahhh shit... Good luck, Waldo.. hope you feel better soon mate :\
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 12:24    Post subject:
i want to know if you had a wank with your dead hand.. and if it felt like someone else was doing it..

Oh. btw get better Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 13:04    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
i want to know if you had a wank with your dead hand.. and if it felt like someone else was doing it..

Oh. btw get better Very Happy


Should have asked a nurse to do it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:09    Post subject:
lol i got me a girl for that


hen they numb the nerves they numb the entire hand
you cant move it
so no wanking


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:12    Post subject:
Waldo if you can wank, do it.

"It's like some girl is giving me a handjob." -Lord_IpwnU, after being generally anesthetized and woken up, back in BC era.
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:15    Post subject:
lol they replaced my elbow
i know how awesome a stranger can feel
but i can't really move my arm at the moment
and the full sideefects will gone in 4 hours


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:17    Post subject:
Excuse the pun Waldo, but juice is worth to squeeze : )

Ahah just kidding. I hope you get well soon mate. Have you broken it while doing sports or you fell down whilst drunk?
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:23    Post subject:
fell down moments before going on a concert shoot
so i was sober


erryonre keeps asking if i was drunks Sad
i wasn't

and believe i thought of jerking it with the half numb hand last night
but they wrapped it in such a way that when i tried to move the wrist
it stayed flat but my bones moved and it felt scurry

i wish i wus a girl tho
i can move me fingers nd theyre still numb


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:30    Post subject:
Waldo, are you a cinematographer? Or a kind of Auteur?
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:36    Post subject:
i work in production/post production
so sometimes i can be dop yash
sometimees during production i is dit
but mostly i is pa Razz


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