An ice cube just attacked me...
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 02:50    Post subject: An ice cube just attacked me...
I was taking a sip of my Jager with two ice cubes. I'm guessing it had an air pocket with a thin layer of ice left over it. When my lip touched the ice the fucking thing exploded and cut my lip.. I'm thinking of filing charges against Physics...
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 02:56    Post subject:
No I guess it's just a precautionary method the physics uses to point out that you're drinking too much
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:03    Post subject:
My lawyer says I shouldn't discuss this with you without legal counsel Razz
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:32    Post subject:
maybe next time you wait before you drink?
also it helps to add ice before you pour not after Razz


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adastar




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:45    Post subject:
Dont drink alcohol. Problem solved
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:48    Post subject:
adastar wrote:
Dont drink alcohol. Problem solved

ummmm lol wut ?


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adastar




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 03:57    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
adastar wrote:
Dont drink alcohol. Problem solved

ummmm lol wut ?


apple juice

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 04:03    Post subject:
apple juice rots teeth and shrivels dicks


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 04:04    Post subject:
adastar wrote:
Dont drink alcohol. Problem solved


You muslim nigga o wat? Evil or Very Mad


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chiv




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 04:29    Post subject:
you put a black rapper in your beer?


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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 04:30    Post subject:
Lol no clue why it took me so long to get that Chiv.

Yeah it exploded then yelled, "you got knocked the fuck out!"
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